What an amazing effect some of these listings have on some regular readers! Being a mammal myself, I've never been able to make feathers of any kind come out of my arse.
June 29, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...
Why does the kitchen look like the cabinets were ripped from a Barbie Dream Home?
Wow, Bruce I had to think way too hard about your grammar lesson. Good one, though.
The apartment they show is more dated than Austin Powers...
June 30, 2009 at 4:43 AM
blake said...
@ bruce. I don't think it's just limited to mammals either. I know of birds to lay eggs, but i've never seen them produce feathers from their butt.
June 30, 2009 at 5:51 AM
Anonymous said...
what listing?
June 30, 2009 at 6:51 AM
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One thing I've learned as a parent is that unless there are flames or spurting blood involved, it's best to ignore behavior you don't want to see repeated. So let's all pretend we didn't see this listing Sarah found, shall we?
"It'll just encourage him if you look, you know."
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All that and no hot tub pictures, nor mention of rooms that are exceptionally shag-worthy?
June 29, 2009 at 7:33 AM
I can't decide whether to burst out laughing or run screaming away. A combo of both is probably the appropriate response.
June 29, 2009 at 7:49 AM
Maybe they can't officially refer to these as "Apartments for Swingers" thus the groovy photo.
June 29, 2009 at 8:22 AM
sigh......This is the kind of stuff that people in design/marketing see each day and almost cry.
This is the first one in a couple weeks that i can't even make a thought/criticism/joke/etc. My head hurts, i'm going to lay down.
June 29, 2009 at 9:12 AM
*With tears in her eyes, Angel swallows two tylenol and passes the bottle to blake*
June 29, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Did you notice, in the listing, that the apartment is in the suburb of Thirroul, just next to - no joke -
Austinmer.
Coincidence?
June 29, 2009 at 10:51 AM
I would totally cram my family into a 2 bedroom apartment to be able to walk to the beach in Australia.
June 29, 2009 at 11:35 AM
My high school chemistry teacher. We were always a little suspicious of him too.
June 29, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Pink bathroom fixtures, baby!!
June 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM
I used to live on this street when I was a kid...
June 29, 2009 at 2:55 PM
The realtor is a lounge lizard.
"Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."
June 29, 2009 at 4:11 PM
blake said i'm going to lay down.
What an amazing effect some of these listings have on some regular readers! Being a mammal myself, I've never been able to make feathers of any kind come out of my arse.
June 29, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Why does the kitchen look like the cabinets were ripped from a Barbie Dream Home?
June 29, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Anonymous said "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."
Thread over. Anonymous wins.
June 30, 2009 at 1:00 AM
Wow, Bruce I had to think way too hard about your grammar lesson. Good one, though.
The apartment they show is more dated than Austin Powers...
June 30, 2009 at 4:43 AM
@ bruce.
I don't think it's just limited to mammals either. I know of birds to lay eggs, but i've never seen them produce feathers from their butt.
June 30, 2009 at 5:51 AM
what listing?
June 30, 2009 at 6:51 AM