I think the lamp in picture 6 may have a bit of an anger problem as well... Wait, it's only $20 for a Long Island ice tea out there?! WooHoo!
March 30, 2009 at 6:39 AM
Viro said...
Hey now, my wife takes "Diva Fit" classes. Which is a more suburban way of saying "aerobics as stripper lessons." So that pole would be considered a plus for the home, in her eyes.
Couple of things here... The lamp over the white chair makes me think of the dentist. Plus, I can't believe the stripper pole was not listed as an amenity!
March 30, 2009 at 9:05 AM
burhanistan said...
But, but, that's a load bearing stripper pole!
March 30, 2009 at 9:43 AM
Anonymous said...
@burhanistan
"But, but, that's a load bearing stripper pole!"
oh the horrible pictures you've put in my mind. exactly "whose" load is it bearing? lol!
on first viewing I thought "well, whats wrong with that? maybe they are firemen or something." Then I realised that there were no holes in the floor or ceiling. And that it would still be weird to have a firemans pole in your house.
My excuse is that it has been a long and tiring day
March 30, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Scott said...
I agree with burhanistan. That pole is the only thing keeping the ceiling from crashing down.
March 30, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Anonymous said...
What else are you going to put in the middle of your living room that is going to bring in as much money as a pole?
Anyway, it is a lot more practical than uneven bars or a pommel horse. For someone who enjoys gymnastics, why not?
And what is that steel-railed enclosure in the bottom left? Wrestling pit? Clearly a one-stop S&M shop. Everyone should have one, but usually they are in the basement.
March 30, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Scott said...
The steel rails keep the strippers from falling into the stairwell that there.
I believe the stripper pole was not included as an amenity because the owner plans to take it with her.
The 21st century, where women can't even exercise without making sure college-aged males approve of every detail.
April 1, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Anonymous said...
Nothing says "5-star" like garish overhead lighting in the kitchen and a stripper pole.
April 1, 2009 at 8:25 AM
[Image] Why not bring the charming atmosphere of a strip bar into your home, as in this listing Seth found? There's no need to stop with the pole, future owner of this "hip, modern" townhouse. Don't forget to pack your $20 Long Island Ice Tea, your curiously sticky floor, a few surgically deformed women who can barely disguise their loathing of you, and an overwhelming, suicide-inducing sense of ennui! See you at the housewarming!
"Your parents must be so proud."
19 Comments -
I think the lamp in picture 6 may have a bit of an anger problem as well...
Wait, it's only $20 for a Long Island ice tea out there?! WooHoo!
March 30, 2009 at 6:39 AM
Hey now, my wife takes "Diva Fit" classes. Which is a more suburban way of saying "aerobics as stripper lessons." So that pole would be considered a plus for the home, in her eyes.
March 30, 2009 at 6:50 AM
WOW! "Stainless steal" (SIC) appliances!
March 30, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Couple of things here... The lamp over the white chair makes me think of the dentist. Plus, I can't believe the stripper pole was not listed as an amenity!
March 30, 2009 at 9:05 AM
But, but, that's a load bearing stripper pole!
March 30, 2009 at 9:43 AM
@burhanistan
"But, but, that's a load bearing stripper pole!"
oh the horrible pictures you've put in my mind. exactly "whose" load is it bearing? lol!
March 30, 2009 at 11:43 AM
on first viewing I thought "well, whats wrong with that? maybe they are firemen or something." Then I realised that there were no holes in the floor or ceiling. And that it would still be weird to have a firemans pole in your house.
My excuse is that it has been a long and tiring day
March 30, 2009 at 12:55 PM
I agree with burhanistan. That pole is the only thing keeping the ceiling from crashing down.
March 30, 2009 at 12:58 PM
What else are you going to put in the middle of your living room that is going to bring in as much money as a pole?
Anyway, it is a lot more practical than uneven bars or a pommel horse. For someone who enjoys gymnastics, why not?
March 30, 2009 at 12:59 PM
And what is that steel-railed enclosure in the bottom left? Wrestling pit? Clearly a one-stop S&M shop. Everyone should have one, but usually they are in the basement.
March 30, 2009 at 1:28 PM
The steel rails keep the strippers from falling into the stairwell that there.
I believe the stripper pole was not included as an amenity because the owner plans to take it with her.
March 30, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Scott-
How do you know the stripper is a her?
March 30, 2009 at 9:37 PM
bow chicka wow wow
March 31, 2009 at 5:31 AM
They forgot to add stripper pole to the Equipment List.
March 31, 2009 at 9:39 AM
Jodi--
Do male strippers swing around poles? I really don't know!
March 31, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Jodi - you may be right. That could be a training device for guys who work evenings at a place called The Junkyard.
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March 31, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Nice. Very nice.
March 31, 2009 at 6:52 PM
God.
The 21st century, where women can't even exercise without making sure college-aged males approve of every detail.
April 1, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Nothing says "5-star" like garish overhead lighting in the kitchen and a stripper pole.
April 1, 2009 at 8:25 AM