"And if you order now, not only will you get three lovely handcrafted paintings of naked women, but we'll throw in a real semi-naked pregnant one ABSOLUTELY FREE. But wait, there's more ..."
Realtor: "Hey, lets make the motif a little more realistic, hey, I know, lets pose you in a way you match these lovely pictures on this wall here, mmm thats nice..."
I don't think that's a pregnant woman. I think that's a guy with a big pot belly and moobs.
In fact, I think I can spot chest hair.
May 7, 2009 at 11:30 AM
rootabegarootabega said...
I like to think that this listing photo is saying that even a heavily pregnant woman in her underwear can relax in this apartment, no worries. I actually find that comforting. Mind you, my parents are from Europe, and to me, a pregnant woman, even in her skivvies, is not "OMG - nudity!!"
Her breasts are holding up well, especially for as pregnant as she is!
May 9, 2009 at 9:54 PM
[Image] From cedric-from-belgium, it's It's Lovely's first (as far as I recall) Not Safe For Work listing! I've added a modesty Chair to the photo, but clicking on the listing link will reveal far, far more than one expects to be revealed in a real estate listing -- at least more than I expect, with my uptight American ways.
"Time to get a bigger apartment"
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Ummm, the apartment has a nice view? Outside I mean!! Out Side!
May 7, 2009 at 8:06 AM
Lovely paintings as well...
May 7, 2009 at 8:20 AM
I usually disposed of my victims' bodies before I put a property on the market. Mais, vive La France!
May 7, 2009 at 8:25 AM
Well, I guess we know who modeled for the art work on the wall.
May 7, 2009 at 8:50 AM
"And if you order now, not only will you get three lovely handcrafted paintings of naked women, but we'll throw in a real semi-naked pregnant one ABSOLUTELY FREE. But wait, there's more ..."
May 7, 2009 at 8:57 AM
She doesn't look quite real..something about her skin screams "weird pregnancy-fetish RealDoll"
May 7, 2009 at 8:59 AM
If we could translate the text from the listing, do you think it would say, "Half-naked, very-pregnant woman not included"?
May 7, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Realtor: "Hey, lets make the motif a little more realistic, hey, I know, lets pose you in a way you match these lovely pictures on this wall here, mmm thats nice..."
May 7, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Oh. my. god. That's all I have to say.
May 7, 2009 at 9:15 AM
I love the modesty chair. I hope you get many more chances to use it.
May 7, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Oh my. WHAT is going on there? Is the subsequent infant included in the cost of the home?
May 7, 2009 at 10:11 AM
I don't think that's a pregnant woman. I think that's a guy with a big pot belly and moobs.
In fact, I think I can spot chest hair.
May 7, 2009 at 11:30 AM
I like to think that this listing photo is saying that even a heavily pregnant woman in her underwear can relax in this apartment, no worries. I actually find that comforting. Mind you, my parents are from Europe, and to me, a pregnant woman, even in her skivvies, is not "OMG - nudity!!"
May 7, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Apparently France has got some uptight American/French ways as well since they seem to have removed the link.
I haven't a clue as to what could have been the problem...
May 7, 2009 at 11:57 AM
alas, the listing has been removed.
May 7, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Hélas! Cette annonce est désactivée! I have to say, however, that nothing has made me laugh harder all week than the Modesty Chair.
May 7, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Aww, they seem to have removed the listing.
May 7, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Evidently the people listing the place got a tad freaked out by the rise in hits, or something.
That was...well that was strange, more than anything else.
May 7, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Oh sure, make fun of the French just a tiny little bit and they surrender.
May 7, 2009 at 1:10 PM
Chair Pasties!
May 7, 2009 at 1:54 PM
when can i move in?
May 7, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Maybe it sold? I hope the new owners won't be disappointed when they learn the naked pregnant woman's not included.
May 7, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Google cache to the rescue.
Just google the listing web adress if you're that desperate to see the chair-less version.
Honestly, not much to see, I just wanted to read the listing, but my French is not up to par.
May 7, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Unbelievable! :S
May 7, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Thank god for modesty chair. I only wish Modesty Chair had been implemented in the "what a dump" listing photo.
May 8, 2009 at 8:47 AM
Oh man. Modesty Chair made my day. I love this blog so much.
May 8, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Raaaaats. I can't find it. I think they might have taken it down.
May 8, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Link did not work for me. But I can only imagine. I think it is a woman Frenchies don't shave.
May 9, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Her breasts are holding up well, especially for as pregnant as she is!
May 9, 2009 at 9:54 PM