When Bob's computerized security system failed he improvised. Placing the heaviest electrical equipment on a high rickety platform held up by one thin beam, he plotted that if a burglar crept through the window at night, they'd trip, breaking the beam and the computers would fall smashing them into bits... It all backfired though when Bob locked himself out and had to climb through the window. T
I dunno though... might make a decent vacation home once the bugs are cleared out, the kitchen floor is replaced, and the scary computer graveyard is disposed of.
August 19, 2008 at 2:58 PM
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Shame on both of you -- you're certainly old enough to know better! That's it, no more going online without supervision. You can come down when you're willing to behave.
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When Bob's computerized security system failed he improvised. Placing the heaviest electrical equipment on a high rickety platform held up by one thin beam, he plotted that if a burglar crept through the window at night, they'd trip, breaking the beam and the computers would fall smashing them into bits... It all backfired though when Bob locked himself out and had to climb through the window.
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August 11, 2008 at 1:06 PM
I get that the owners are just too lazy to dispose of their own outdated technology... but they're proud enough of that fact to add it to the listing?
August 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Maybe they want to show people that this house is
HIGH... TECH...???
August 11, 2008 at 2:06 PM
Well, it's an improvement over just leaving your old monitors by the side of the road, as they do around here.
August 11, 2008 at 3:13 PM
I can't believe you didn't include the picture of the kitchen with the fogger still on the floor and the dead bugs surrounding it.
August 11, 2008 at 6:56 PM
You're right, anonymous -- how could I have missed that? Up it goes.
August 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM
You guys are missing it...it's an "office loft space" right? Office loft? Anyone?
August 12, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Oh, wait, no. I just looked at the listing again. Could this be the "half story" they were talking about?
August 12, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Hahaha!
I dunno though... might make a decent vacation home once the bugs are cleared out, the kitchen floor is replaced, and the scary computer graveyard is disposed of.
August 19, 2008 at 2:58 PM