No, Seth, the curtains are not strong enough for you to swing on. Seth, please don't jump off the top of the couch. You will get a BIG ouwie. The phone and computer chargers are not toys! Do not crash your trucks and trains unless you are okay if they break. Do NOT pull Annie's tail or you will have a time out! Mommy's brush is for gentle brushing; not for hitting Mommy on the head. If you hit Maggie she WILL bite you. Please stop wailing.  I need to have a one minute conversation on the phone. No, you may not cross the street without Mommy. Yes, when you jump on the bed like a maniac, you will sometimes fall off. Why are you pouring the water all over the floor rather than in the cups?  (Like I said, Holly, he's crazy....) BE CAREFUL! No, you may not use the computer. The paper comes out of the printer; trying to jam it back in is not going to work. Mommy said, "NO!" (sigh)  I'm exhausted.  When did my sweet, gentle boy become such a wild man???  :-)
Saaavvvveeee me!!!!