10. In a dramatic metabolic change of events, my body willingly arises pre-6am (5:30am today) and I say to myself, "I am now my father."
9. I have a sudden urge to get fit and when my body doesn't respond to run or swim as fast as I "should", I buy better equipment....because it has to be the equipment.
8. Paul Newman was 83?
7. I try too hard to keep up with teen speak and can't see that its just wrong....LOL, c u l8r...peace out
6. I can say with a straight face, "Yeah, I'm thinking about doing a triathlon"
5. My short term memory is fading
4. My kids are all old enough that when they hear I bought a speedo to swim faster, they say in unison, "ewww"
3. My short term memory is fading
2. I no longer care about the dirty look older people give me when I complain about getting older
1. I shake my head in disappointment that the whole world doesn't flock to my blog to learn wisdom from my vast years of life experience
That is my list. Make it better by suggesting some of your own. You, my friends, are in this boat whether you are ready to admit it or not.
"Top Ten Signs I'm Headed Toward an Early Mid-Life Crisis"
1 Comment -
What about gray hairs?
4:26 PM