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Unbelievable. Unfathomable. Intolerable.
The 2009 NFL Eliminizer has been called due to lack of regular season schedule.

First, we congratulate John Lin for making an incredible 16 correct picks in a row, only to see the Denver Broncos get blown out by the Chefs, even with a playoff spot on the line.

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Note that there is no mention of a prize of any kind. The Eliminizer is a heartless monster.



Then, in a scenario that defies all Eliminizer convention and design, Erik Hedges and Aaron Stein both ran the entire NFL regular season schedule, invoking a Chicken Index comparison.

With a Chicken Index of -214.5 ( -12.6 per game ), I present:

[Image]Aaron Stein
2003 Eliminizer Champion
2009 NFL Eliminizer Champion, Cowardly
Aaron is awarded 25% of the pot, or 212.50 CAD.

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Finally, it causes me tremendous pain to announce that your big winner -- with a Chicken Index of -199 ( -11.7/game ) -- is none other then:

[Image]Hedges
2005 CFL Eliminizer Champion
2009 NFL Eliminizer Champion, With Valour
Erik is awarded 75% of the pot, or 637.50 CAD.

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Now you can all enjoy the playoffs, without the 2009 NFL Eliminizer looming over you.
Thanks for playing, everyone.