All is right with the world! Week 2 decimated the Eliminizer, which is what Week 1 is supposed to do. New documents obtained by 60 Minutes indicate a last-minute shuffling of the NFL schedule.
Anyhoo, good riddance to:
Joe Gaspar
jay
Koko the Monkey
Varma Gottumukkala
Brett Huntington
Steve Teerstra
Matt Turnbull
Matthew Vegh
Matt Harlow
Ian Long
Asanka
Colin
Hedges
Charles Shagong
Henry Wong
Special mention goes to Eliminizer co-commissioners Erik and Dennis, 2002 Champ Varma, and supposed football know-it-all Melgrum. The rest of you should have known better.
"Second Sunday Slaughterhouse"
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