Just downloaded a bunch of Dead Milkmen tunes from eMusic. Man, the memories! Big Lizard was in heavy rotation when I was high school. And Bucky Fellini too. You'll Dance to Anything makes me laugh so much I could wet my pants....
You'll dance to anything Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes say you're poetic The sad truth is you're just pathetic Get into the groove just get out of my way I came here to drink not to get laid So why don't you just go on home 'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone You'll dance to anything Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual Cause you're just another boring bisexual "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party" Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 80 points of I.Q. located within Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! You'll dance to anything by The Communards You'll dance to anything by Book of Love You'll dance to anything by The Smiths You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over herewith their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving yourcash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! You'll dance to anything!
I worshipped the Milkmen. The ironic thing is that I also listened to the Smiths, Depeche Mode, Souxie and the Banshees & PIL and wore lots of black. And I went to art school. I was a total art fag. And probably a boring bisexual for that matter.
posted by Stephanie Cake at 11:30 AM on Apr 11, 2006
"El Blast-o from Del Past-o"
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We're all boring bisexuals, really. ;)
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