Sorry I am still laughing:) B

November 19, 2012 at 8:26 AM

Let's hear it for the ta-ta's! I'm clapping mine together for you! ;)

November 19, 2012 at 8:36 AM

LOL, oh you're to funny this morning!

November 19, 2012 at 8:39 AM

You are so brave to bare it all about your breasts. baaahaaa

November 19, 2012 at 8:45 AM

Hahahaha! Too funny! And so true. I love it!

November 19, 2012 at 9:08 AM

hahaha absolutely love it...and that you celebrate their birthday...may you and they have many more years ahead...and thanks for the smiles today...

November 19, 2012 at 9:11 AM

Ha! That's wonderful, Gail. I think mine will hang around for some years to come too although I try to make them look perky during the day with a push up bra. I aim for cleavafe and if you run fast it almost looks like it. Congratulations on writing a great ode to your boobs. I am sure they are worthy. xox

November 19, 2012 at 9:43 AM

too dang funny. and happy birthday to the rest of you. :)

November 19, 2012 at 10:06 AM

Hasp Birthday . . . this was delightful!

November 19, 2012 at 1:39 PM

Happy Birthday, Gail!

November 19, 2012 at 2:19 PM

cant type for laughing.... i shudder to think what my years are, so am not using the calculator to figure it out.

November 19, 2012 at 2:55 PM

Best birthday poem ever, Gail

Cracked me up!!

=D

PS. Have a good one, free-swinging appendages and all... ;)

November 19, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Happy Birthday to you and the twins, yay!!!!!!! Great post......to funny....Blessings Francine.

November 19, 2012 at 4:58 PM

OK I am back I was sure I missed something as I was rolling around on the floor laughing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Gail. Sorry guess the word about boobies made me lose concentration WEIRD:) B

November 19, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Happy Birthday Gail to you and the "Girls" ................ LOL

November 19, 2012 at 10:51 PM

Happy Birthday to your breasts..thanks for the smiles:)

November 19, 2012 at 11:31 PM

Happy Birthday to you both. That was delightfully funny and sounds familiar. When I was 10, I asked God to please not give me big bothersome breasts.
Dang it! As far as I know, that is my only prayer I know for sure he answered.

November 20, 2012 at 4:41 AM

I am still smiling! I, too,will not be doing a calculation!

November 20, 2012 at 9:29 AM

From buds to perky, excellent. I wish they were still perky. Now they are hangy.

November 20, 2012 at 1:29 PM

OMG - this is just fabulous - you are having a wild day, aren't you. ha,ha My brothers used to tease me and call me "Fried Egg Sister" and when my brother Gary joined the army he brought me a tee-shirt home one weekend with two fried eggs you know where. Actually, I did wear it, but those budding puppies are'nt Fried Eggs anymore. ha,ha
Great Post Gail - loved it.

November 20, 2012 at 1:40 PM

Oh Gail, this is one for the classics!! I loved it!! Happy, happy Birthday my friend!!!!!!

November 20, 2012 at 7:17 PM

This was one of the most fun, creative pieces I've read for a long time! Closing in on 60, this tale of the breasts is all to familiar for me, and how I would love to go back to the ten year old girl that got by in just a t-shirt! Yuppers, in so many ways they define us and defy gravity for just long enough to get our hopes up, then they let us down. Such is life! Really great writing here!:-)

November 20, 2012 at 9:52 PM

Happy Birthday!

November 23, 2012 at 11:53 AM

You stinker!

Now I have another Saturday morning chore...clean up coffee I spit out laughing!

Sigh.

Really funny!

December 1, 2012 at 9:56 AM