THanks for the delightful giggle this morning with some of my favorite critters. Turtle sex if like trying hitch up a u-haul trailer without a hitch. Tricky.
September 11, 2015 at 11:05 AM
Anonymous said...
☺ I had box turtles all my life. The males are relentless. And they go on for hours! Excellent captures, Gail.
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Once upon a time
Far, far away
A male turtle decided
To "have his way"
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The female wasn't interested
She said, "Nobody's home"
Didn't matter to him
He climbed up on his own.
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Then the humans came
And, oh, what a surprise
The male dismounted poorly
losing his Olympic prize
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She asked, "Are you done?"
The back door locked
He was on the run
She won't answer next time he knocks.
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Close this window Jump to comment formWhat a delightful post indeed. Greetings!
September 11, 2015 at 4:42 AM
Love the humour of this.
September 11, 2015 at 5:03 AM
Good morning, what a neat sighting. Cute captions, post and awesome photos. Happy Friday, have a great weekend!
September 11, 2015 at 6:44 AM
It's too early in the morning for humping animals...
September 11, 2015 at 6:52 AM
I LOVE IT, the pics and the poem... i have raccoon porno and lizard porno and butterfly porn but nary a bit of turtle porn. did i say i love it?
September 11, 2015 at 7:19 AM
Ah! Romance!
September 11, 2015 at 8:06 AM
Darn Humans!!!! They startled both of us :-)
September 11, 2015 at 8:13 AM
Oh silly turtles!!It has to be or there wouldn't be baby turtles. :)
September 11, 2015 at 9:41 AM
THanks for the delightful giggle this morning with some of my favorite critters. Turtle sex if like trying hitch up a u-haul trailer without a hitch. Tricky.
September 11, 2015 at 11:05 AM
☺ I had box turtles all my life. The males are relentless. And they go on for hours!
Excellent captures, Gail.
September 11, 2015 at 12:42 PM
Very cute poem with the pictures...is this pornographic? Looks extremely awkward!
September 11, 2015 at 12:44 PM
I have always wondered how the male keeps his balance. Can't be easy. Maybe he will try again, or not.
September 11, 2015 at 2:15 PM
Ah, a little sex in the weeds. Nice try fella.
September 11, 2015 at 3:13 PM
Oh my...turtle sex. Fun series with a good commentary.
September 11, 2015 at 4:23 PM
Hahaha! What fun. My smile of the day :)
September 11, 2015 at 5:11 PM
Well at least some ones getting it lol ha ha ha ! Cute post and play on words . Have a good weekend !
September 11, 2015 at 9:11 PM
Hahaha. Great job, Gail! :-)
September 11, 2015 at 9:49 PM
Oh this was great, and just too funny! Let us know if he comes a knocking again! Hehehehe!
September 12, 2015 at 10:05 AM
TRULY . . . LAUGHING OUT LOUD . . .
Delightful . . . You "turtled it!"
September 12, 2015 at 10:12 AM
Liked this one Gail ... thanks.
All the best Jan
September 12, 2015 at 1:24 PM
not timely arrival for those humans :D...
September 13, 2015 at 10:03 AM
Thank you for a funny and quirky start to my Sunday morning!
September 13, 2015 at 11:39 AM
Ha.. I think the male has to,be very very persistent in cases like this ;-)
September 13, 2015 at 11:46 AM
Ha, I am glad that the female followers her own heart and doesn't succumb to unwanted advances. Smiles.
September 13, 2015 at 2:03 PM
I guess that is nature taking its course, but good for her locking the backdoor.
September 13, 2015 at 2:22 PM
I see that even turtles have a hard time finding love, LOL. This made me smile.
September 13, 2015 at 2:50 PM
So that's how its done...such a sight to happen upon and then to make a delightful verse is genius...loved it!
September 13, 2015 at 3:09 PM
Such a lighthearted poem :D
Beautifully penned!
Lots of love,
Sanaa
September 13, 2015 at 4:08 PM
shocking! lol
September 13, 2015 at 6:53 PM
So cute! This made me smile. Love the pictures, too :)
September 13, 2015 at 7:49 PM
Some girls are like that as the won't come out of their shell and she didn't like the audience either.
September 14, 2015 at 12:59 AM
You live and learn - nature surely can teach us that - i love the balance of humour and wisdom...and of course the images!
September 14, 2015 at 8:24 AM
Fun!
September 14, 2015 at 9:22 AM
he will have to knock three times next time. this was fun
September 14, 2015 at 11:24 AM
An amusing poem and shocking photos.
September 15, 2015 at 7:45 AM