A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the SPRINT highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 160 kph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 180, 200...
Then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the #$%^ am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The police came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car.
The police said, "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a police officer. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Joke of the day: Speeding Excuse"
1 Comment -
WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! this is a good one!!!!
8/08/2005 05:39:00 pm