if police stop my master I will rev my engine like i have rabies and scare the cops away.
6/03/2005 11:14:00 am
Looks like the Police restarted their operation to nab traffic offenders who have not paid up their fines again... codenamed Ops Warta IV (Sounds dramatically like Episode IV: Ops Warta).
Anyways, I've listed out some excuses that you should NOT use when caught speeding ler. You know.. just in case you panic: Alamak... I have no idea how fast I was going - tapi my beer sudah tumpah.
ummm... tak bawak lesen.
Encik, I no speak the Bahasa... only England I is speak.
Nasty little Polisss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
Mana tau berapa laju! You tell me le... Encik kan pegang radar!
Umm.. brek rosak.
Mana tau itu kereta Encik... I ingat gangster kejar!
"Things NOT to say when caught speeding"
2 Comments -
gd job, ivan...i love yur joke.Damn funny!! esp the 'gangster kejar'.
RAY
6/03/2005 06:08:00 am
if police stop my master I will rev my engine like i have rabies and scare the cops away.
6/03/2005 11:14:00 am