i will continue drinking if it creates an illusion that i'm tougher and etc. i will continue drinking if it makes me either invisible or invincible.
just say, "alchohol makes your dick sleep all day" then i might consider not drinking.
6/02/2005 10:27:00 am
According to major headlines yesterday, the government are now trying to discourage Malaysians from consuming alcohol. According to Health minister Datuk Dr Chua, saying No to booze is the latest component to be included in the ministry’s healthy lifestyle campaign.
Don't waste time on ads on TV or billboards. Look at the lack lustreTak Nak campaign, what a waste of $$$. Here's my suggestion, warning labels are to be placed immediately on all beer containers to make aware the consequence of drinking. Here are some examples:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are actually like Chris Tucker.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like William Hung.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your trousers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers like Stephen Chow.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big German gwai-lo named FRANZ.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
"Warning Labels on Beer Containers"
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lol
good one ivan... really good one. you still have it in you huh :)
we should catch up one of these days.
6/02/2005 10:00:00 am
i will continue drinking if it creates an illusion that i'm tougher and etc. i will continue drinking if it makes me either invisible or invincible.
just say, "alchohol makes your dick sleep all day" then i might consider not drinking.
6/02/2005 10:27:00 am