Back after a long weekend. :) It's nice to see the roads in KL empty for a few days. It's still not back 'normal' yet. hehe.. Anyways, here's a something for those working after a long weekend.
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Discusses policy with God.
PRESIDENT Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God.
EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved.
VICE PRESIDENT Barely clears a Quonset hut. Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.
GENERAL MANAGER Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
MANAGER Runs into buildings. Recognises locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can’t stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls.
EXECUTIVE Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says ‘look at the choo-choo’. Wets him/herself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to him/herself.
SECRETARY Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth. Freezes water with a single glance. Is Invincible.
"Lesson for the Day: Corporate Structure"
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