Since the end of the year is coming, be prepared for your job preformance appraisal. Here's some guidelines that will help you understand the terms and the real meaning. :)
* GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............. Able to bullshit
* GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............. Spends lots of time on phone
* AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...................... Not too bright
* EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.......... Made no major blunders yet
* WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................ Too ugly to get a date
* ACTIVE SOCIALLY....................... Drinks a lot
* FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............. Spouse drinks, too
* INDEPENDENT WORKER.................... Nobody knows what he/she does
* QUICK THINKING........................ Offers plausible excuses
* CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
* AGGRESSIVE.............................Obnoxious
* USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.......... Gets someone else to do! it
* EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL............... Speaks English
* METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL........ A nit picker
* HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES............... Is tall or has a loud voice
* EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.......... Lucky
* KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.................. Knows a lot of dirty jokes
* CAREER MINDED......................... Back Stabber
* LOYAL..................................Can't get a job anywhere else
"Performance Appraisal Terms and their Real Meaning."
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