Well, you need to know because you have personally used my shower. Not while I was in it...but you have used it. Mean Mr. Mustard should be more indignant about my sweaty stories.
I bike for about 50 minutes in the morning now. I've always been a sweater. Not the wool or argyle kind, but the kind that drips a lot of stinky water all over the place. To protect my floor, I wear a t-shirt, keep a towel draped over the stem, handlebars, head tube and top tube, and have an extra slice of carpet on the floor so I won't have to replace the real carpet in just a year or two (strangely, the strip of carpet is lighter - I hope that's because it's a different carpet remnant and not washed shiny by my drippings).
Now that you can picture me all nasty and soggy, I'll relate my story. This morning I got in the shower after biking, turned on the shower, grabbed some shampoo, put it in my hair, and started lathering up. Then I realized I hadn't actually run my head under the shower water. I was completely lathering up with sweat. Ish. I rinced it all out and started the lather and repeat process from scratch.
"Ish..."
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Why the hell do I need to know any of this?
7:22 PM
Well, you need to know because you have personally used my shower. Not while I was in it...but you have used it. Mean Mr. Mustard should be more indignant about my sweaty stories.
7:51 PM
When I step in a shower I assume that I am the first person to ever use it. Please don't ruin the illusion.
8:07 AM
Are you telling us that when you used our shower, you didn't take a moment to imagine what else might have taken place int hat very space?
8:14 PM
I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening! I'm-not-listening!
8:47 AM