If you were bending over enough to rub my tummy, you're bending over enough for me to kick you in the head.
8:14 AM
Kyle sent me this, courtesy of Olivia Munn. LissyJo. She Says. If you're hanging at my house, just be prepared.
"Another message from here in Japan- the future! If you see an Asian person, rub their belly three times counter clockwise. They might be startled, alarmed, pissed off and possibly threaten legal action. But, you must do this! It will save you from a new and deadly virus of smallpox coming in the near future. Go forth and rub the bellies of Asians… and tell your friends. Hurry- there isn’t much time!"
"Belly Rub"
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Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Let me know how it works for you.
3:20 PM
If you were bending over enough to rub my tummy, you're bending over enough for me to kick you in the head.
8:14 AM