Post a Comment On: A Nod to Nothing

Again, I paraphrase. But this is very close...
Brady (developer): "Were you at Target last week?"
Me (manager): "I'm not sure. Usually my wife goes to Target. But I do end up there sometimes."
Brady: "The Eagan Target?"
Me: "That's the one I go to. I live near it."
Brady: "I thought I saw you there."
Me: "It might have been me."
Brady: "No. I thought it was you. But this guy was wearing a green sort of pull over."
Me: "Like a Mexican pullover?"
Brady: "Yeah. That wouldn't have been you."
Me: "I own a green pullover. My friend bought it for me because I couldn't find one in Mexico that fit me."
Brady: Uncomfortable silence. "Oh. That was you."
Apparently I need to put on my manager clothes even when I'm shopping.