Unfortunately I did know what it was as soon as I saw that loaf of Wonder Bread peeking out of the bag. I did NOT show those pictures to Dan - because I knew he would want to try it himself. The bacon is still in the fridge at this point - I'll be sure to have him take pictures if he decides to give it a try. And send you the bill for the ambulance ride to the ER!
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Every year I find my friend Dan'l something for his birthday that has the sole property of upsetting his wife. Alcohol, cigars, shirts with crass sayings, etc. This year I gave him meat. I saw this post over at Planet Dan about making a bacon sandwich (really...go look, it's not just a BLT without the LT), and although I didn't have enough time to order bacon gum I certainly had enough time to visit the groccery store. So his L-O-V-E giftbag (he's a Valentine's baby) contained a loaf of Wonder Bread, 3 pounds of thick slice bacon (20.4 cents per oz., a savings of 3-4 cents an ounce over the per pound price), a package of precooked, no cooking required before eating, bacon he can take with him anywhere, a package of ring bologna, and two Millers to wash it all down. I even went to the trouble of sending the picture of the bacon sandwich to CookieQueen first so she'd know what the gift was all about when confronted with it.
"A Perfect Birthday Gift"
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Unfortunately I did know what it was as soon as I saw that loaf of Wonder Bread peeking out of the bag. I did NOT show those pictures to Dan - because I knew he would want to try it himself. The bacon is still in the fridge at this point - I'll be sure to have him take pictures if he decides to give it a try. And send you the bill for the ambulance ride to the ER!
11:56 AM