Sadly, I suspect that his comments were so far over those people's (and most all "progressives'" ) heads that it did not even ruffle their hair as it went past.
February 9, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Moe Death said...
Brilliant! That calls for a round of something... Irish!
Bill and Domino III
February 9, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Anonymous said...
I'd like to see their rebuttal.
February 9, 2014 at 12:07 PM
AJ said...
Excellent.
February 9, 2014 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...
This guy's speech was great. What a send-up on the petty tyrants that think it is their obligation to restrict liberty.
February 9, 2014 at 1:15 PM
Holden McGroin said...
Update: the Council was so moved by the presentation that they have unanimously voted to enact most of the suggestions at once. No one will be allowed to purchase, own or transfer a hammer with a weight of over 6 ounces without a State issued carpentry license; likewise screwdrivers, which must be fitted with a key-activated locking guard over the tip. Metal forks must be turned in at a State Utensil depot, and citizens will there be issued a proper number of 'sporks' for each family member.
This may be the answer on how to reach these dumb asses. If you make them look like 1st graders or whatever, maybe they will back off.... or not.
February 9, 2014 at 7:51 PM
Anonymous said...
That was too Tame. He, being Family Man, Understandable. We need someone willing to hurl Dead Rats and follow up with a Volley of 10,000,000 of their Virus-Laden Droppings, along with some Gluey H1N1 Chicken Manure. God is allowing me the Strength today to remain calm even Armed to teeth with Such blessed Ammo. Tomorrow, may he Fade to background. The Fascists nearing their Utopia. captcha; ogyrish prospect. Spit, ptoooey, grrr
February 9, 2014 at 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...
That was too funny! Satire so outrageous that most people listening didn't realize they were being poked - and hard. I wonder how long it took Family Man to practice this before he could do it with a serious straight face.
B Woodman III-per
February 10, 2014 at 5:28 AM
Paul X said...
Ridicule is the best weapon.
February 10, 2014 at 6:09 PM
Anonymous said...
Splendid eloquence! Loved it! Nothing like ridicule and sarcasm to scourge the oposition... even funnier when their IQ fails to register they've been mocked.
February 15, 2014 at 10:18 PM
Many thanks to Bob Owens for bringing this to my attention.
"Absolutely brilliant send-up of the hoplophobes."
11 Comments -
Sadly, I suspect that his comments were so far over those people's (and most all "progressives'" ) heads that it did not even ruffle their hair as it went past.
February 9, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Brilliant! That calls for a round of something... Irish!
Bill and Domino
III
February 9, 2014 at 11:36 AM
I'd like to see their rebuttal.
February 9, 2014 at 12:07 PM
Excellent.
February 9, 2014 at 1:04 PM
This guy's speech was great. What a send-up on the petty tyrants that think it is their obligation to restrict liberty.
February 9, 2014 at 1:15 PM
Update: the Council was so moved by the presentation that they have unanimously voted to enact most of the suggestions at once. No one will be allowed to purchase, own or transfer a hammer with a weight of over 6 ounces without a State issued carpentry license; likewise screwdrivers, which must be fitted with a key-activated locking guard over the tip. Metal forks must be turned in at a State Utensil depot, and citizens will there be issued a proper number of 'sporks' for each family member.
February 9, 2014 at 6:28 PM
This may be the answer on how to reach these dumb asses. If you make them look like 1st graders or whatever, maybe they will back off.... or not.
February 9, 2014 at 7:51 PM
That was too Tame. He, being Family Man, Understandable. We need someone willing to hurl Dead Rats and follow up with a Volley of 10,000,000 of their Virus-Laden Droppings, along with some Gluey H1N1 Chicken Manure. God is allowing me the Strength today to remain calm even Armed to teeth with Such blessed Ammo. Tomorrow, may he Fade to background. The Fascists nearing their Utopia. captcha; ogyrish prospect. Spit, ptoooey, grrr
February 9, 2014 at 8:01 PM
That was too funny! Satire so outrageous that most people listening didn't realize they were being poked - and hard.
I wonder how long it took Family Man to practice this before he could do it with a serious straight face.
B Woodman
III-per
February 10, 2014 at 5:28 AM
Ridicule is the best weapon.
February 10, 2014 at 6:09 PM
Splendid eloquence! Loved it! Nothing like ridicule and sarcasm to scourge the oposition... even funnier when their IQ fails to register they've been mocked.
February 15, 2014 at 10:18 PM