Post a Comment On: A Beautifully Messy Mass of Contradictions

How did Johnny Depp become the prettiest cast member of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End?

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Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama! -- Gibbs


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You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium -- Jack Sparrow to Tia Dalma

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If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket -- Jack Sparrow


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I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots -- Jack Sparrow



I have this on my to-use list (it's a long list), but I'm probably not going to get around to it:
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain -- Jack Sparrow