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Apparently the Department of Homeland Security made a set of images to be used on their ready.gov site to help prepare people for terrorist attacks. These images have become the subject of many a spoof including on the site linked to from the title. I have take from that site some of my favorites and reproduced them for you below. Enjoy!


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Know the terrorist by his bloodshot eyes and leprous hands. Many terrorists are also amateur comedians--Don't be thrown off guard by their feeble attempts at shadow puppets.





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Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly.





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If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder.







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You can't help this poor arrow. Move along, there's nothing to see here.







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Beware--some terrorists look like Michael Jackson and have an arsenal of clean white shirts.






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Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards.