Nerve.com puts their music writers to the test: make them sexual advisors.

Maybe it's too early on a Saturday morning to read this, but I still laughed out loud...

Describe a new sexual position you've created — something we'd never find in a 101 sexual positions book.
I call it the "Rhythm Nation 2005," inspired by my choreography idols Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul: Do the snake onto your man and then, like Mos Def said, just bounce.