[Image]It's been reported that Richard Hatch did not know what he was doing when he mistakenly forgot to report his prize money earned from winning the first season of Survivor.
Let me take this one, CBS. I can explain this to Hatch in small, easy-to-understand words.
I really don't feel like going into a lot of detail here, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
Dear Richard,
You are stupid. You earned a million dollars (and some) on national television and did not think twice about how this might legally affect you. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that you are an idiot.

Let me know if you have any questions.
--Justin Ward
Well, now that we have that out of the way, how about that Suvivor: Palau? I think it's just starting to get good...[edit: I always think that. I'm completely biased towards Survivor. I usually think they can do wrong.]

P.S. Don't actually try and visit Survivor.com to get the official show's website, as it is a shameless ploy to cover the episodes and get some traffic that is really just not intended for them. I love this part though...
No, we're not CBS. This is not the TV show. But we are getting a lot of hits. We registered this domain name more than 5 years ago to promote a client's software company, Survivor Software...