Laugh hysterically because you got out of going to Back-To-School night at the Elementary AND Pre-School. Your poor wife had to be tortured all by her lonesome self.
9:32 AM
I'm starting a list of things to do while I'm stuck in the dialysis chair. There's no wifi available at my dialysis center so surfing the net is out. Watch Movies on my computer. Watch TV Write blog posts Write a book Draw/Paint/ other artistic pursuit Learn to play an instrument (quietly) Learn to program in a new language Read A book/magazine Take a free online course. Plan a party Learn another language Do seated exercises Build a model Cut up a magazine and make a ransom note play Video Games play Sudoku Drool/play dead. Did I miss one of your favorites? Tell me about it in the comments.
"17 Things To Do When You Are Stuck at Dialysis"
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-Leer uncomfortably at the other dialysis patients.
-Give yourself super cool prison tattoos.
-Carry a copy of The Fountainhead and keep asking the technicians if they want to talk philosophy.
-One word: Beer
-Richie
7:30 PM
Learn to knit. It's great to start off making scarves for everyone you know. :) I can send you a beginner's dvd!
9:31 AM
Laugh hysterically because you got out of going to Back-To-School night at the Elementary AND Pre-School. Your poor wife had to be tortured all by her lonesome self.
9:32 AM