I was watching the Mitchell report about Steroids in Baseball when I heard a knock at the door. It was my EPO!!!!! So, while Georgie was talking about 5 to 7% of MLB players testing positive and guessing that many more were actually using, I was shooting up. I was a bit surprised when I opened the box up, there's a huge stash of needles, alcohol wipes, freezer packs, and a sharps container all inside a styrofoam cooler. Then two little teeny tiny vials of EPO. They hold one Milliliter each and a quick search of the web shows that that small dose costs around $800. I'll take a video of my next dose so you can all see what it's like.
"My EPO Arrived"
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