Yeah, this bitch is the king of fake humility. He complains to you, plays the sympathy card, to reel you in - "I'm so fucked..." Then, BAM, "...I mean I so fucked, like 20 chicks, last night. My dick is sore, rub it. Pleeeeese???." Makes him feel like a big man. We're on to you, asshole.
4/24/2005 11:58 PM
Anonymous said...
HEW YIEEEE!!!
4/25/2005 12:17 AM
A conversation today with yang:
[08:36:35PM] sorta lame: i thought you had a paper fool
[11:10:46PM] TheGrape30: 0 pages
[11:10:56PM] sorta lame: hahaaha [11:10:59PM] sorta lame: yeah right [11:11:01PM] sorta lame: you liar [11:11:06PM] sorta lame: why do you lie so much [11:11:08PM] sorta lame: straight to my face
[11:11:10PM] TheGrape30: it's true! [11:11:12PM] * TheGrape30 sobs [11:11:15PM] TheGrape30: I have nothing to show [11:11:17PM] TheGrape30: NOTHING
[11:11:17PM] sorta lame: stfu
[11:11:27PM] TheGrape30: I'm so sad
[11:11:27PM] sorta lame: this is how it usually goes: [11:17:18PM] sorta lame: you: i have nothing!! oh, cruel life!!! me: really?? you: it's true! ... well, actually, i managed to write 10 pages more than their suggested length, so i guess it's not that bad. me: ugh... you: but they're such crappy pages! me: really? why are they crappy? you: cuz they're crappy! me: oh... [some more pity] you: mm...well i guess my writing is actually not crappy at all. in fact, it's probably pretty brilliant. me: UGH you: but i chose such an ugly font! they'll definitely fail me now! me: [cocks a gun]
[11:17:53PM] sorta lame: i know your pattern, you sumvabitch [11:18:08PM] sorta lame: i'm not falling in your trap this time!!!
I decided to forward this to Mike. His response:
[11:34:37PM] mikeyu120: THAT IS SO TRUE!!! [11:34:46PM] mikeyu120: *SO* true [11:35:11PM] mikeyu120: haha
[11:36:05PM] TheGrape30: no it's not!!
[11:37:54PM] mikeyu120: yes it is!
[11:38:09PM] TheGrape30: it's much truer of you
[11:38:12PM] mikeyu120: but yang didn't quite finish
[11:38:19PM] TheGrape30: I am completely honest about my incompetence
[11:39:07PM] mikeyu120: you: but i chose such an ugly font! they'll definitely fail me now! me: [cocks a gun]
you: I got a 900%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my professor invited me to her house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:44:00PM] mikeyu120: did i tell you that the teacher played my piano "song" for the class on friday? [11:44:04PM] mikeyu120: he played like 3-4 others too [11:44:09PM] mikeyu120: mine was so embarassing
[11:44:31PM] TheGrape30: please [11:44:36PM] TheGrape30: yours embarrassed everyone else [11:44:44PM] TheGrape30: I played your song this weekend to cheer me up [11:44:49PM] TheGrape30: reminds me of amadeus
[11:44:54PM] mikeyu120: lol
[11:45:20PM] TheGrape30: but then it really just depressed me for my complete lack of talent
[11:45:39PM] mikeyu120: you: i'm so depressed.... i got only an 800% last test. and my research isn't going so well... i might have lost my chance for a turing award this year... better play this song to remind me how dumb others are
[11:45:56PM] TheGrape30: hahaha [11:46:08PM] TheGrape30: dude you guys have such a skewed view of how I think!
[11:46:14PM] mikeyu120: you: hahahahah... man that composer sucks... must've been on drugs... and the best part, he wasn't on drugs! he just sucks!
[11:46:22PM] TheGrape30: haha
[11:46:40PM] mikeyu120: well if all your friends think this way... [11:47:03PM] mikeyu120: maybe it's not your friends who are skewed...
"do I cry wolf?"
2 Comments -
Yeah, this bitch is the king of fake humility. He complains to you, plays the sympathy card, to reel you in - "I'm so fucked..." Then, BAM, "...I mean I so fucked, like 20 chicks, last night. My dick is sore, rub it. Pleeeeese???." Makes him feel like a big man. We're on to you, asshole.
4/24/2005 11:58 PM
HEW YIEEEE!!!
4/25/2005 12:17 AM