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My Godsister told me a particularly lame joke the other day:

Two bananas are walking outside. It's a really hot day, so the first banana took off his clothes. The second banana fell.


So I countered with a better version:

Two tomatoes are walking outside. It's a really hot day, so the first tomato took off his clothes. The second tomato raped him in the ass.


Mine is funnier.