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I’ve been listening to a lot of Christmas music lately and I’ve decided that the worst popular holiday song is “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch” from the classic animated special “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
Yes, it comes from a beloved film that relates to Christmas. But this song is just a non-stop list of insults directed at the Grinch.
No wonder he hated the Whos, if all they did was insult him.
Judge for yourself. Here are the lyrics:
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel! You’re as cuddly as a cactus You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart’s an empty hole! Your brain is full of spiders You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch You’re a nasty wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch You’re the king of sinful sots! Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super “naus!” You’re a crooked dirty jockey, and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch. You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
posted by Patrick Seitz at 9:19 PM on Dec 24, 2016
"Worst Christmas song: ‘You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch’"
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