So last Saturday, I got my oil changed, and of course, received one of those little stickers in the upper left-hand corner of my windshield. Although they're handwritten, the people who write them up just know to add three months and three thousand miles (as if any recent model car actually needed to have its oil changed that frequently) to whatever the current readings are. Of course, that meant that the date written on my sticker was...

12/25/04

I can just see me banging on the door of the oil change place, "hey! Open up! You told me I had to get my oil changed today!!!"