So, there's this swinging shindig going on over at Coca-Cola's pad. People are dancing. People are chatting. People are having a good time. A couple of people in the crowd ask who the host of this amazing shindig. A fella points over to Coca-Cola, and says 'there he is, that's our magnificent benefactor and host for this evening'.

Coca-Cola looks up and bellows "DON'T YOU DARE POINT AT ME!"

Conversation ceases. The needle on the record skips. Suddenly everything's become weird and awkward.

Sigh ... Coca-Cola. That's no way to act as a host, and you should know better. Next time someone's pointing at you, regardless of what they may be saying, just nod or wave in acknowledgement and carry on the party.

cheers.

[story on adland: Coke threatens fan-site due to link]