How about rice cake pudding? :-P

May 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM

ROTFLMAO @ As American as Apple Cores...

May 23, 2008 at 11:34 AM

How about Berries, Beer, and Barf ?

May 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Goodiva

May 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM

Crotch Sherbet

May 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM

Sesame Seaweed Stalks

May 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM

cherries in some pee?

May 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM

Aged Milktoast & Toe Jam.

May 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM

Pine Sol Pudding

Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?

May 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM

'things that make you go hmmmm....'

May 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM

I tell my kids if they don't behave I'll feed them Poop Sandwhiches for lunch *giggle*

May 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM

back to mopping my kitchen floor....

May 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM

forget cookies and goo...cookies and poo!

May 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM

Cardboard cookies.

May 23, 2008 at 11:41 AM

Yams Casino.

May 23, 2008 at 11:42 AM

toe-cheese cake

May 23, 2008 at 11:42 AM

Dry Ice Cream Cone.

May 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM

Bacon Grease Taffy.

May 23, 2008 at 11:44 AM

My friends and I have always joked that the two most disgusting things to eat would be:

a Mayonnaise Burrito and Egg Drop Soup made by a chef with a runny nose.

(Doesn't really seem that funny when I typed here, but I am going to text my college roommate and let her know I am having a Mayo Burrito, I guarantee she will crack up.)

May 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Feathered Cotton Duster Candy.

May 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Karen, Y'all eat some wierd stuff in Montclair! LOL.

May 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM

...and we're back to the bacon grease - where's Leighann???

May 23, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Sourkraut Strudel
Petroleum Jelly Filled Doughnuts

May 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM

-Mephostopholis-Food Cake.
-Archangel-Food Cake.

May 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM

Darryl's strawberries 'n his cream! (can't forget the cream...lol!)

May 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM

K-Y Jello-O

May 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Swiss Mistress

May 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Eeewww, Knight! LOL!

Petroleum jelly filled doughnuts, huh? So, then you can also get KY holes there, too, right?? yuck!

May 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM

Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?

Blech...

May 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM

Yankee Poodles.

May 23, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Twiggies

May 23, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Lemon-enima

May 23, 2008 at 11:52 AM

Yeast Confections. ROTFL!!!!!!

May 23, 2008 at 11:52 AM

Date nut cookies... Oh wait a second.


(inside joke)

May 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM

Eeewwww! I'm almost too grossed out to laugh at that one!

May 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM

Date nut cookies, huh? I could only imagine...

May 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM

Foreskin Fondue.

(too much?)

May 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM

barf! Yes, too much!!

LMAO!!!

May 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Doc, Ya think????

May 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Doc, Did you see Meet The Foeckers? Streisand dropped Gaylord's forskin in the fondue!

May 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Sorry a bit off topic but I have to share this. I am reading an article called "Cougars for Cook" online and it contains this line that I think sums everything up : "They're both very talented, but it really boils down to what does it for you: A sexy hot man or Webkinz come to life?" - Linda Sharp, smitten as a schoolgirl, voted 473 times for Cook after Tuesday's final performance show. The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!!

May 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Actually you are right Vin... she did drop it in the fondue... I am getting grossed out now.

May 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Yo Gabba Gabba ribbed Muno Lollipops.

May 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM

General (Heather) Mills Lucky Charms cereal.

May 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM

David Cook ROCKS!! Thanks Linda Sharp!!! (...but that IS funny!!)

May 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Rolly Poley fish heads.
Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Eat 'em up,
Yum.

May 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Yo-Yo Sacks.

May 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM

Cocaine Puffs.

May 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM

How about Ben & Jerry's Phish Head Food

May 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM

Free-Toes

May 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM

Prickers really satisfies you.

May 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM

Cheehos

May 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM

Liver Turnovers.

May 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Carl Spackler's Mars Bar. (Cinderella Story!)

May 23, 2008 at 12:10 PM

peach pit pie...don't choke on it!

May 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Oooo...don't forget the whip-it cream!

May 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Devil Michael Vick Dogs.

May 23, 2008 at 12:15 PM

Dang it! I can't think of a rejected desert product, but as I was reading Mt Cat's list I did think of one that could be a consumer favorite
.
.
.
Cookies and MILF

May 23, 2008 at 12:15 PM

That's it, I'm boycotting YJKOBT until Mt Cat puts away ALL of his bacon grease covered appendages!!

May 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM

Sorry Leighann, I couldn't help myself. I will stop. I can't lose you!

May 23, 2008 at 12:19 PM

Tuna Eclair

May 23, 2008 at 12:20 PM

LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!

May 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Fudge Packs.

May 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM

Caviar Pudding - similar to tapioca but with a little less crunch??

May 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM

Snacks and the City

May 23, 2008 at 12:24 PM

Knight, that's what I should have called the HNT I did with the Thin Mints!

Oh! I just had a moment ...

Head-cheese cake

May 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Keanu Reeves' Peanut Butter Cup.
Keanu Reeves' Pieces.

May 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Why did I read this as I was eating?

May 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Gummy Boars

May 23, 2008 at 12:26 PM

Vin I hope I wont know you by the size of your Mountain Cat...
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Whats up with that name?
you coming out the weekend?

May 23, 2008 at 12:29 PM

chocolate covered penisbutter cups.

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May 23, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Hmmm ...

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how Mt Cat wants any of us to be creative when he's monopolizing the comments *wink*

May 23, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Mountain Cat Nip.

May 23, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Cuz Pat, I may come tomorrow or Monday. I am leaning towards Monday as it will be a nicer day for the pool. Whoohoo!!

May 23, 2008 at 12:33 PM

Eyescream sandwich

tripe cookies

May 23, 2008 at 12:34 PM

LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!

Great one Dana... I want to share some with Knight!

May 23, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Why did I read this as I was eating?

That's why I had to quit and finish eating before I came back.

May 23, 2008 at 12:35 PM

Haggis Torte

May 23, 2008 at 12:36 PM

chocolate covered penisbutter cups.

HAHHAHAAHAAA I think that is my favorite.... GROSS !

May 23, 2008 at 12:37 PM

chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie

May 23, 2008 at 12:37 PM

Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss - she must know that Vin has a thing for Haggis

May 23, 2008 at 12:38 PM

good see you monday cuz

May 23, 2008 at 12:39 PM

chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie

OMG you are terrible... Re-read that and think about it.

May 23, 2008 at 12:39 PM

peas and carrot cake
asparagus raisin pudding

May 23, 2008 at 12:40 PM

Lice Pudding.

May 23, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Mortar Meal.

May 23, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Cream O' Weed

May 23, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Goobers, but we aint talkin peanuts

PoohPooh clusters

May 23, 2008 at 12:42 PM

AbsoluteGator Gibblets.

May 23, 2008 at 12:45 PM

Strawberry crabcake
toenail upside down cake
earwax filled cupcakes

May 23, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Hemmoroid Truffles

May 23, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Maggot Marmalade
Bleu Cheese Latte
Turd burgers

May 23, 2008 at 12:47 PM

served with a Preporation H smoothie

May 23, 2008 at 12:48 PM

Big Brown Bolognaise

May 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Butt cheese danish

May 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Goody's Powdered Donuts.

May 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Banana hammock split

May 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Goody's Powdered Donuts.


HEY! those are good.

May 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Eight Belles Glazed Tart
(Still too soon?)

May 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Castor Oil and Pollux puss

May 23, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Hershey's Whatthefuckdoyacallit Bar

May 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM

100 whoohoo!

May 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM

Mint twolips
Poopsmear Float

May 23, 2008 at 12:54 PM

Does anyone else think that chestnuts look like tiny brains?

May 23, 2008 at 1:01 PM

Flypaper Licking Strips.

May 23, 2008 at 1:02 PM

Plaster of Paris Hilton Pie.

May 23, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss

Usually Mt Cat picks topics that I just can't get inspired by, but this time he picked FOOD - I can always be inspired by food - especially chocolate pudding pools!

May 23, 2008 at 1:35 PM

"... - especially chocolate pudding pools!

Ahhhhhh YES!

Chocolate covered cherry nipples
or
Nipple Duds

May 23, 2008 at 1:49 PM

I don't know that some would consider those 'rejected' desserts...! :-P

May 23, 2008 at 1:51 PM

LOL - here we go again !!

May 23, 2008 at 1:57 PM

What can I say?? I like to stir the pot ... or is that the bowl of pudding??

May 23, 2008 at 2:21 PM

If Mt. Cat isn't careful I am going to make next weeks poll
"should Mt. Cat change that stupid ass long name of his back to just 'Mt. Cat' yes or no" ??

May 23, 2008 at 2:27 PM

YES!!!!

May 23, 2008 at 2:28 PM

is there room in here for me?

May 23, 2008 at 2:29 PM

i shall never eat another thin mint the same Dana.... ;)~

May 23, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Theres always room for Jahooni.... or was that jello ?

May 23, 2008 at 2:35 PM

okay Karen's was funny about the egg drop soup and here i was craving chinese for lunch!

how about toe jam tuesday tacos anyone?

May 23, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Jahooni Jell-O!!

That should be good for a Lion Kiss!!

May 23, 2008 at 2:37 PM

jahooni juicy jello shots with cream on top! okay that was bad. i am in a spurky mood today. it is pouring in Cali and i love the rain...

hey, how come everyone has a peach t-shirt? how in the heck did i miss that?

May 23, 2008 at 2:38 PM

oh wait, this is a dessert post isn't it? let me think and come back.

May 23, 2008 at 2:39 PM

"The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer."

Any 42 year old who is voting 400 times in American Idol needs to re-evaluate her life choices. ;-)

Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.

May 23, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Jahooni... you freakin' missed Peachfest, everyone who made it got a t-shirt.

May 23, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Scary enough you are probably right Jay. :o

May 23, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.

Yeah ... but only deep fried, with a side of cheese curds!

May 23, 2008 at 3:08 PM

bull and cow testicles on a stick followed by some pickle pie. Now that sounds like some fun times... ;)~

May 23, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Beach Cobbler

May 23, 2008 at 3:22 PM

Beach Cobbler

May 23, 2008 at 3:22 PM

S'whores

May 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Falafel Pie

May 23, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Tushie Pops

May 23, 2008 at 3:24 PM

with a side of cheese curds!

You mean crumbled up cheese.

May 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

I never EVER listen to my horoscope. I don't beleive in it however the lady on the radio who gives out astrologial readings etc just said that my horoscope for the next week is to "avoid confrontations with pushy women"

I think that I will actually listen to this one...Please stay away from me Apple... :p :p :p

HAHHAHAAHAHAAAA !!

May 23, 2008 at 3:29 PM

I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?

May 23, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Apple, more likely it says to stay away from PineSol sniffers ...

May 23, 2008 at 3:35 PM

penisicles
popnuts
vaginella curds

May 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

pubesicles
wartnuts

May 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?

If it does please refer to my previous post.. LOL!


j/k apple

May 23, 2008 at 3:42 PM

..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...

May 23, 2008 at 3:43 PM

whoopie pie crunch, with
[ear wax sprinkles]

May 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Chlamydia Cake

Gonorrhea Ganache

Syphilis S'mores

(thought I should get the major STD's out of the way ...)

May 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Sure you don't.

May 23, 2008 at 3:45 PM

..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...

You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...

May 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

MickyT must not be pissed anymore. he is in funny mode.

Thanks for those Dana but you forgot Herpes Heath Bars

May 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Sticky Cum Buns

May 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...

I am actually arrogant enough to think that my brain cells are superior and would NEVER do anything like that to damage them.


(True Story ask Mt. Cat)

May 23, 2008 at 3:48 PM

PG-13 Apple !!!!

May 23, 2008 at 3:48 PM

Apple! That's dirty!! But it kind of turns me on ... *gigglesnort*

May 23, 2008 at 3:49 PM

crotchsants
snifferdoodles
chocloate shit cookies
goatmeal cookies
sandfart cookies

May 23, 2008 at 3:52 PM

True Story ask Mt. Cat

Like that's a good reference!

(I know - just ruined any chance at that Lion Kiss!)

May 23, 2008 at 3:56 PM

you forgot Herpes Heath Bars

I thought those were Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars!

May 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

PG-13 Apple
That's a good one Doc!

Peach Pissy Pie

May 23, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Oops! Not Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars, Herpes Kisses!!

May 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

whoopie wetfarts

[dang that's gross!]

May 23, 2008 at 4:05 PM

it smells over here... pewieeee!

May 23, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Hostess Whore Ho's

May 23, 2008 at 7:36 PM

ROTFPMSL @ Chocolate shit cookies....

That is so funny !

May 23, 2008 at 8:49 PM

lol what SIS said..
I think you covered everything..
Have a great weekend Mt Cat and all of you of course.. May your weekend be better than the last..
Luv Lesley

May 24, 2008 at 7:56 AM

Kinda got a little nauseous over this post.

May 27, 2008 at 11:49 AM