Good ones Micky.. Here is my take on the Python quote:
"I wave my private parts at you you silly English pig doggie. I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Green Bay Packer fans." [Monty Python]
Doc trying to explain to Mt. Cat why he didn't post a poll this week: "No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD." - The Blues Brothers
"It's 106 miles to Bagwine Ohio, we've got a full bottle of Wild Irish Rose, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" - The Blues Brothers
We need a diaper warning for posts like this.....you could pee your pants laughing so hard....love the Bagwine one, but numero uno, I love a good parody of Hannibal.
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni....We are now the knights who say... Oh you just better go ahead and keep on believing that one dude!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
BTW - Vin, I think that you should start giving away an award for the best contribution to the Friday Top 10 list... I think you should give away a "Bronze Kitty Litter Scoop" Award
hahahahahaahah! Arby's Horsey Sauce!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaah! yer killin' me over here!
February 22, 2008 at 2:58 PM
[Image]10. “Frankly my dear I don’t give a rat’s ass.” (Gone With the Wind)
9. “Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Bagwine, Ohio anymore.” (Wizard of Oz)
8. “E.T. text home.” (E.T.)
7. “If you build it, he will come and tax the hell out your land value.” (Field of Dreams)
6. “I love the smell of bear spray in the morning.” (Apocalypse Now)
5. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful MySpace friendship.” (Casablanca)
4. “Show me the Stimulus Package refund money!!!” (Jerry McGuire)
3. “iPhones? We ain't got no iPhones! We don't need no iPhones! I don't have to show you any stinking iPhones!” (Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
2. “Mama always said life was like a box of HGH. You never know when you're gonna get caught.” (Forrest Gump)
1. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Arby's Horsey Sauce and a nice Grande Soy Chai Latte...Fwwfwwfwwfwwfww.” (Silence of the Lambs)
- The Mountain Cat
posted by The Mountain Cat at 10:36 PM on Feb 21, 2008
38 Comments
Close this window Jump to comment formAwesome! I was laughing over Bagwine, Ohio so hard that my eyes are tearing now.
February 21, 2008 at 11:36 PM
I loved E.T. text home.. everyone texts now, why not E.T.?
That was great
February 22, 2008 at 12:07 AM
Karen, Actually I think Bagwine, Ohio IS Oz!
SitC, How about 'E.T. I.M. home'
February 22, 2008 at 6:01 AM
BWWWWAAHHAHAHAHAAA !!
Those are great. The Bagwine Ohio is close but I think the Arby's horsey sauce one is the best!
February 22, 2008 at 7:05 AM
How About.....
Lions and tigers and bears, ohhh Shit! [Wizard of Oz]
I ain't dead yet! I want to go for a jog in the park. [Monty Python]
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father was a wussy wanker. [Monty Python]
February 22, 2008 at 7:14 AM
"I know it was you Mt. Cat. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! " - The Godfather Part II
February 22, 2008 at 7:16 AM
Good ones Micky.. Here is my take on the Python quote:
"I wave my private parts at you you silly English pig doggie. I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Green Bay Packer fans." [Monty Python]
February 22, 2008 at 7:19 AM
How about 'Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a Filet O' Fish!'
February 22, 2008 at 7:20 AM
"Bring out the Jahooni" - Pulp Fiction
"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction
February 22, 2008 at 7:21 AM
"Say hello to my little iPod shuffle! *BOOM*" - Scarface
February 22, 2008 at 7:22 AM
"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction
OMG Doc that is hilarious!!!!!
February 22, 2008 at 7:23 AM
You two have the stage......GO
February 22, 2008 at 7:28 AM
Doc trying to explain to Mt. Cat why he didn't post a poll this week:
"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD." - The Blues Brothers
February 22, 2008 at 7:32 AM
"This blog needs an enema" - Batman
February 22, 2008 at 7:36 AM
"It's 106 miles to Bagwine Ohio, we've got a full bottle of Wild Irish Rose, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" - The Blues Brothers
February 22, 2008 at 7:49 AM
We need a diaper warning for posts like this.....you could pee your pants laughing so hard....love the Bagwine one, but numero uno, I love a good parody of Hannibal.
February 22, 2008 at 8:42 AM
The drunken denizens of Bagwine, Ohio thank you. Cheers Cat!!
February 22, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Thanks y'all. For those of you commuting in the snow be careful! I just back flipped on some ice. Not fun. My pride is hurt more than my ass... UGH!
February 22, 2008 at 9:10 AM
OMG now that I'm done cracking up laughing....
The Hannibal one is BY FAR the best, followed very closely by "the one with Cynical Bastard on it"
You guys are a HOOT!
February 22, 2008 at 10:09 AM
"Luke, May the spork be with you." - Star Wars
February 22, 2008 at 10:16 AM
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni....We are now the knights who say... Oh you just better go ahead and keep on believing that one dude!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
February 22, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Crispy wheats and Razor Blades!!
(whoops wrong list) :~
BTW - Vin, I think that you should start giving away an award for the best contribution to the Friday Top 10 list... I think you should give away a "Bronze Kitty Litter Scoop" Award
February 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF@#%ING MOUNTAIN CATS ON THIS MOTHERF@#%ING PLANE!" - Snakes on a Plane
February 22, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Doc, Yeah I know I have to work on an award too. Stay tuned folks...
February 22, 2008 at 10:37 AM
"My name is Kobayashi. I eat hot dogs for Keyser Soze." - The Usual Suspects
February 22, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Luke, I am your mother, thanks to gender reassignment surgery. -Star Wars
February 22, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Good one Leighann! Does that mean Annikan is now Annika??? ROTFL!
February 22, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Annika!! That's great!
February 22, 2008 at 11:07 AM
HHAHAHAHAAAAAA @ Annika and Gender re-assignment surgery!
February 22, 2008 at 11:36 AM
I really love #10, and # 9, and # 7, and .... well, I love them all! Great job.
February 22, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Why did I over sleep this morning and miss all of this?! crap.
these are great TMC. you have out done yourself! ;)~
February 22, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Thanks Jahooooooooni! And I apologize that Doc called you the Gimp earlier.
February 22, 2008 at 1:43 PM
HE DID WHAT????????? where, when, what did I miss. what?
February 22, 2008 at 1:57 PM
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February 22, 2008 at 1:57 PM
ooohhhhhhh nevermind. i read it. flattery perhaps? it better be.
February 22, 2008 at 1:58 PM
It's a joke based on the funniness of the name Jahooni
February 22, 2008 at 2:02 PM
i like my nickname. who else do you know that has this nickname? Exactly. you'll remember me for a very long time ;)~
February 22, 2008 at 2:14 PM
hahahahahaahah! Arby's Horsey Sauce!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaah! yer killin' me over here!
February 22, 2008 at 2:58 PM