(btw- I haven't told you this but Josette is missing. I haven't seen her since like last Friday. I fear the worst)
July 2, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...
Vin, you have so many issues, I don't know where to begin...but you ARE funny!!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...
Doc, is Josette your kitty? Maybe Mt. Cat kidnapped him/her and returned to the mothership?? ...and he will refuse to return him/her, just like the darn cassette tapes!!! LOLOL!!
BTW - For any of you who might wonder about that pic of Mt. Cat with our dog Morgan it was taken from the exact spot that Patrick did his jailbreak - Oh if we had only known back then what we were in for... LOL!
If Vinny were to take a picture from where he was sitting in there it would be my blogger ID picture with the Indian shirt on here... Patrick's Mommy took this picture of me from sitting in that same chair!!
LeapO'Faith - 'NEVER you mortgage mischeifent! I will smack you silly with an offering plan worse than Rodney King did by a bunch of rouge cops high on Red Bull and Angel Dust!'
Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.
For real... Is there a skankier chick on the planet today? 24 years old and in pre-emphysemia due to crack smoking... She is my death pool horse and I riding it all the way to the finish line.... I have a feeling she will be going back to black soon.
No wonder she was so excited and happy .. er .. uh .. I mean she was sooooo upset. ;-)
I heard you spent your vacation in your workshop making a new leg to surprise Heather Mills with. The rhinestones are a great touch. You've gotten great use out of that Bedazzler dude.
Vin, I love your listing of what you did on your vacation. Though I was pretty sure you would have been country western line dancing at some point over your vacation. No?
Doc, I send my prayers for kitty. I don't even really like cats (except Mountain Cats of course) and I will pray for kitty's safe return.
And no one "hate on me" for my dislike of cats please. They scare me a bit.
***Bloggers note: Just in case anyone looks it up, yes I know Steve Fossett, Sr. did not have children before his alledged disappearance. Steve Fossett, Jr. is a fictional person I made up for the sake of satire. I apologize to any real life Steve Fossett, Jr. who may have been offended by my use of his name.
Also, I didn't really date Reese Witherspoon. We were only F-Buddies.
Leighann, Is it true that NASA used your breasts as landing pads? Oh shoot, sorry I should not have said that. I meant ski slopes! Damn! Sorry again. My Tourette medicine ran out.
"Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'? "
That's what we called it in the Bronx too- although if you're going to do it in an aprtment building I don't reccommend asking a six year old G to hold the elevator doors... And HA for the cow tipping...which is actually fun in a mean way...not that I would know...
And you will NEVER convine me that Mt Cat didn't spend the entire vacation hiding in your closet waiting to jump out and scare the bejesus out of you. That's my story and I'm stickin to it!
Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.
Doc will not watch Entourage JUST BECAUSE we want him to watch it. He is stubborn that way. Of course I am the same way as I won't watch his favorite show Yo Gabba Gabba (Sorry Pat).
He watched the movie Caddy Shack on tv and the went to the public pool and left a turd to see if anyone else watched the movie and would scoop the turd thinking it was a Baby Ruth.
He drank a milk shake real fast wearing his super hero cape to see if he could beat brain freeze.
Poor Reese. And she has already had it so hard lately!
July 3, 2008 at 9:10 AM
You mean it's not Friday? Actually since everyone will be out of their offices blowing their appendages off with fireworks on Friday and tomorrow will most likely be a half day, I will give you my top ten list today. Enjoy.
[Image]Top Ten Things The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation: [Image] 10. Re-read Tolstoy's War & Peace.
9. Went ballooning with Steve Fossett, Jr. 8. Doorbell ditch. 7. Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon.
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Close this window Jump to comment formHey.. look at you with MorganDog !!!
(btw- I haven't told you this but Josette is missing. I haven't seen her since like last Friday. I fear the worst)
July 2, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Vin, you have so many issues, I don't know where to begin...but you ARE funny!!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Doc, is Josette your kitty? Maybe Mt. Cat kidnapped him/her and returned to the mothership?? ...and he will refuse to return him/her, just like the darn cassette tapes!!! LOLOL!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Doc - Oh damn, I know Josette and I have had our differences but I still loved her! :(
LeapO' Faith - Yes, I kow.
July 2, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Josette tried to get away from the Gripe Water.
July 2, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Alas, I wish that were the case Leap O' - I fear that she is gone or worse.
July 2, 2008 at 12:10 PM
What is your issue with Gripe Water??
Patrick LOVED that stuff and it helped ease his tummy!
July 2, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Oooohhhh...poor Josette! I will hope for the best, Doc!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:13 PM
BTW - For any of you who might wonder about that pic of Mt. Cat with our dog Morgan it was taken from the exact spot that Patrick did his jailbreak - Oh if we had only known back then what we were in for... LOL!
July 2, 2008 at 12:14 PM
I picture Patrick as Stewie Griffin:
'What is this vile gripe water you force me to ingest?? You are a souless trollup! I should spit it back in your face for such haberdashery!'
July 2, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Thank you Leap O'- I was going to post about that tomorrow in "Random Thoughts"
July 2, 2008 at 12:15 PM
That's funny...I really actually wondered if that was the room that Patrick broke out of when I looked at the picture more closely!
...and Vin, you need to give back the Family Guy DVD's - you're obsessed!!! LOL!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Oh, look...it's my peach to the right!! = ) = )
July 2, 2008 at 12:19 PM
If Vinny were to take a picture from where he was sitting in there it would be my blogger ID picture with the Indian shirt on here... Patrick's Mommy took this picture of me from sitting in that same chair!!
July 2, 2008 at 12:23 PM
LeapO'Faith - 'NEVER you mortgage mischeifent! I will smack you silly with an offering plan worse than Rodney King did by a bunch of rouge cops high on Red Bull and Angel Dust!'
July 2, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.
July 2, 2008 at 12:30 PM
WOW...that's harsh!!! (...and a bit demented!)
July 2, 2008 at 12:30 PM
And FYI Vin it's not "doorbell ditch" it's either "ding dong ditch" or the southern version "Ring and Run"
:D
July 2, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.
For real... Is there a skankier chick on the planet today? 24 years old and in pre-emphysemia due to crack smoking... She is my death pool horse and I riding it all the way to the finish line.... I have a feeling she will be going back to black soon.
I say, No.....No..... No
July 2, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Knight, Amy is still sore that I broke up with her and started dating Reese Witherspoon.
Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'?
Leapofaith, I don't think I enjoy sitting next to you anymore.
Leighann, ....oh wait you didn't post a comment yet....
July 2, 2008 at 12:39 PM
You lie like a cheap rug, Vin! You know you LOVE me...!
(...like Sandra Bullock says in her sing songy way! I know you love the movie references...!)
July 2, 2008 at 12:46 PM
"Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon."
No wonder she was so excited and happy .. er .. uh .. I mean she was sooooo upset. ;-)
I heard you spent your vacation in your workshop making a new leg to surprise Heather Mills with. The rhinestones are a great touch. You've gotten great use out of that Bedazzler dude.
July 2, 2008 at 12:53 PM
So, Amy went to crack and back to black after dating you? What can we expect from Reese?
July 2, 2008 at 12:53 PM
BUURRRNNNN!! LOL!
Good one, Knight...!
July 2, 2008 at 12:55 PM
FYI Vinny... there are 10 times more cows in the state of New York then the state of North Carolina.
July 2, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Vin, I love your listing of what you did on your vacation. Though I was pretty sure you would have been country western line dancing at some point over your vacation. No?
Doc, I send my prayers for kitty. I don't even really like cats (except Mountain Cats of course) and I will pray for kitty's safe return.
And no one "hate on me" for my dislike of cats please. They scare me a bit.
July 2, 2008 at 1:02 PM
LeapO', Miss Congeniality?
Jay, I will beat Heather Mills over the head with the prostetic arm from the guy in the movie The Fugitive.
Knight, Reese is strong minded unlike Amy. She will be ok. I treat all my ex's very well.
Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa.
July 2, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Karen, nope, no line dancing. But I did do the hustle at the wedding I went to. :)
July 2, 2008 at 1:07 PM
Ding, ding, ding, Mt. Cat...that's the one!
...and the hustle, huh? I might've paid to see that...actually, nah! LOL!
July 2, 2008 at 1:08 PM
This has got to be the weirdest post from Mountain Cat to date.... and that's saying something because homey is messed up!!
July 2, 2008 at 1:09 PM
Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa
First of all it's NoDa and second I figured out what to call where I live: NoSpeed! North of the Speedway... Bwahahahaahaaa!!!!!
I am gonna start calling it that, NoSpeed
July 2, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Oops did I comment that out loud? I really need to have a filter installed.
What I really meant to say was....
LOVE YA VIN!
July 2, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Thank you Karen... I don't know what to think. I need to go find and post the pictures I have of her.
July 2, 2008 at 1:11 PM
***Bloggers note: Just in case anyone looks it up, yes I know Steve Fossett, Sr. did not have children before his alledged disappearance. Steve Fossett, Jr. is a fictional person I made up for the sake of satire. I apologize to any real life Steve Fossett, Jr. who may have been offended by my use of his name.
Also, I didn't really date Reese Witherspoon. We were only F-Buddies.
July 2, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Morgan does looks like our dog! Sounds like you had an interesting vacation!
July 2, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Leighann, Is it true that NASA used your breasts as landing pads? Oh shoot, sorry I should not have said that. I meant ski slopes! Damn! Sorry again. My Tourette medicine ran out.
July 2, 2008 at 1:19 PM
"Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'? "
That's what we called it in the Bronx too- although if you're going to do it in an aprtment building I don't reccommend asking a six year old G to hold the elevator doors...
And HA for the cow tipping...which is actually fun in a mean way...not that I would know...
July 2, 2008 at 1:34 PM
And you will NEVER convine me that Mt Cat didn't spend the entire vacation hiding in your closet waiting to jump out and scare the bejesus out of you. That's my story and I'm stickin to it!
July 2, 2008 at 1:36 PM
WNG, No I did not come out of any closet despite what Leighann seems to think of me. LOL
July 2, 2008 at 1:40 PM
Vin you're just jealous that NASA got to play with my tatas before you!!
July 2, 2008 at 1:50 PM
Hey fellas, I emailed you both. You have an award waiting for you at Sassy Mama Bear's place, go get it!
July 2, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Honey I don't think you need to come out of the closet, I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!
*giggle*
July 2, 2008 at 1:52 PM
I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!
DAYYYYYUM TRUE DAT !!!!
July 2, 2008 at 1:54 PM
LeighannDoc,
I only watch Family Guy. But I do watch other kinds of adult material. *snicker snicker*
July 2, 2008 at 1:58 PM
LIAR... you watch the Simpsons too.
July 2, 2008 at 2:01 PM
The Simpsons are not adult.
July 2, 2008 at 2:04 PM
Yo what's up dogg?
July 2, 2008 at 2:22 PM
I meant it in much more of a creepy stalker way than a gay way, Mt Cat.
If that helps...
July 2, 2008 at 2:22 PM
The man behind the iron mask, Welcome to our blog. I heard you look like Micky-T?
WNG, I am not a stalker since the restraining order. Thank you very much! LOL
July 2, 2008 at 2:43 PM
The Simpsons are ridiculous. They're not allowed in my house.
Then again I can't really think of one single cartoon (child OR adult) that doesn't annoy the fuck out of me.
July 2, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Vin, you've had the same pic up all day long.... are you feeling ill?
July 2, 2008 at 2:54 PM
No Leighann, I am not ill. But thank you for asking.
July 2, 2008 at 3:01 PM
Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.
July 2, 2008 at 3:02 PM
LMFAO at Knight!!!!
July 2, 2008 at 3:10 PM
What can I say? I rolled around in catnip today!
July 2, 2008 at 3:13 PM
You guys need to make up some special award for Knight because that was PRICELESS!!!
Mt Cat - have you been taking time off from changing your own picture to try and get Doc to change his Turtle pic?
July 2, 2008 at 4:02 PM
ROTFL - I am with G - Knight's comment was hilarious!
July 2, 2008 at 4:15 PM
Knight, I am giving you a Lion Kiss Award for you total confusion. Congrats!
July 2, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Definitely worthy of a 'kiss'!!
; )
July 2, 2008 at 4:45 PM
YEA!!! I HAZ PWR!!!
Now...if we could just work on Turtle...
July 2, 2008 at 4:55 PM
WNG,
Doc will not watch Entourage JUST BECAUSE we want him to watch it. He is stubborn that way. Of course I am the same way as I won't watch his favorite show Yo Gabba Gabba (Sorry Pat).
July 2, 2008 at 4:59 PM
He watched the movie Caddy Shack on tv and the went to the public pool and left a turd to see if anyone else watched the movie and would scoop the turd thinking it was a Baby Ruth.
He drank a milk shake real fast wearing his super hero cape to see if he could beat brain freeze.
July 2, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Poor Reese. And she has already had it so hard lately!
July 3, 2008 at 9:10 AM