Yep...pretty bad.

May 23, 2008 at 6:01 AM

HA! that video is funny. After Pokey are they going to have Swabey? Pokey could also be a big rubber glove, a mascot for Proctologists.

May 23, 2008 at 6:46 AM

I think their next mascot is going to be Hepatitis Heidi.

May 23, 2008 at 6:53 AM

I think a large big toe, little arms sticking out with the toenail all yellow, crusty and hooked would make a great...

Fungus Toe Joe

May 23, 2008 at 7:14 AM

At first site I thought it was a Hellman's Mayonnaise jar! Pretty bad. What's next? Stevie the Stool Sample?

May 23, 2008 at 7:20 AM

No... Stewie the stool sample

May 23, 2008 at 7:22 AM

Mic BTW Ewwww !!

May 23, 2008 at 7:23 AM

Doc, Didn't you date a girl in college nicknamed Hepatitis Heidi?

May 23, 2008 at 7:33 AM

Check out this mascot

May 23, 2008 at 7:35 AM

Doc, Didn't you date a girl in college nicknamed Hepatitis Heidi?


No... as I have told you every time you ask me that it was my fraternity bro Trigger who dated her. LOL

May 23, 2008 at 7:36 AM

I think I met her once. She was kinda cute...you know aside from the disease.

May 23, 2008 at 7:45 AM

I don't know Doc, Petey certainly did get your attention, didn't he?? *wink*

May 23, 2008 at 7:50 AM

That is just wrong. I know actually beinging the urine jar has to be the low point of anyones life.

May 23, 2008 at 8:02 AM

Check out this mascot

I didn't know what the f*&k that was. Oh and ew!

May 23, 2008 at 8:25 AM

I thought for a minute it was a big green weener with wheels, ha ha ha

May 23, 2008 at 8:27 AM

Hush Dana...

I am with you Karen.

I thought about the same thing Lu... BTW - Happy birthday again. HEY EVERYBODY It's NU LU's Birthday... the big 5 - 0 !!

May 23, 2008 at 8:43 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NU LU!!!

Heather Mills could turn her wooden leg into a mascot for Crazy Gold Diggers, Inc.

May 23, 2008 at 8:52 AM

Happy Birthday Lu!!!

The whole mascot thing is out of hand. Newberry College (and others like it) had to change theirs from an Indian b/c they were offensive. I'm sorry...its been that for decades and NOW you have a problem with it? BTW--I'm part Cherokee and have no issues with this. It's supposed to be a symbol of strength like a warrior. I would be flattered. It sure the hell beats having a pee cup for a mascot. *end rant*

Oh, and what's the women's mascot...Specs the speculum? Mammy the mammogram?

May 23, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Have a great Mem Day G... Nice Heather Mills reference... I like it.


I was with you until you came up with those mascots Apple... Ewwww !

May 23, 2008 at 9:08 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NU LU!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 23, 2008 at 9:22 AM

Thanks for the Birthday wishes y'all. So far so good. Hubby gifted with jewlery :)

wng, how about if they took a replica of HM's leg and used it for a handle an a new line of metal detectors.

aaaaPie, I wonder if Spec's would have a cold and icy voice or a Barry White type voice.

May 23, 2008 at 9:25 AM

Could you imagine dating the guy who dresses up as the piss cup?

Try brining him home to your parents. What a first impression!

May 23, 2008 at 9:26 AM

Poor guy. I'm betting he doesn't speed date.

Cute girl: So, what do you do for a living?

Petey: next

May 23, 2008 at 9:30 AM

Nice. The things that these people come up with never seems to amuse me anymore!

May 23, 2008 at 9:37 AM

Oh look big and little piss cups! Adorable.

I used to have to dress up as McGruff the Crime Dog. "Take a bite out of crime." I had to dress up for all kinds of events and the kids would keep hugging me. It was horrible. I was just a dog in a trench coat though. Not a urine sample.

May 23, 2008 at 10:17 AM

I don't know why but for some reason the thought of Knight dressed up as McGruff the crime dog sends me into fits of laughter!

BWAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA !!

If you have any pics you must share them .... :p

May 23, 2008 at 10:22 AM

And here we all thought that a job that included a paper hat and having to use the phrase "do you want fries with that?" was the bottom of the barrel.

Happy birthday LU!!!

May 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM

Happy Birthday Lu!

I'm thinking of investing in the growth industry of "exciting medical props" that will "humanize the medical experience"

I'm hoping 'Vinny the Vaginal Speculum' will be a big hit!

May 23, 2008 at 10:24 AM

How about Ernie the Enema Bag?

May 23, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Thanks :)

Corky the catheter

Pricu the IV

May 23, 2008 at 10:47 AM

Lu' - that would be AWESOME. Obviously you just get more brilliant with age.
Doc- you too! I'm just pumped to be the first one to make the reference this time.
aaaapie - In college I was in a production of The Vagina Monologues. We decorated an examination table and auctioned it off (fur trimmed stirrups, etc). Because we are twisted we bedazzled a speculum as well- we called it Sparkly the Spec.

May 23, 2008 at 11:09 AM

Visiting from Dianne's to say Hey! Pretty funny stuff ya got here.....
Peace

May 23, 2008 at 11:21 AM

Nope. NO pictures. I hope.

lol @ Corky the catheter
Nice one
Happy birthday Lu!

May 23, 2008 at 11:24 AM

LOL with these names maybe I should have saved this for a Tuesday Word game !!

Welcome Odat... Please make yourself at home... your picture is quite hypnotic!

Crap no pics of Knight as McGruff :-(

May 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM

Can you imagine being the person wearing the pee cup costume? "So what do you do for work?" "oh, I'm Petey the pee cup." I wonder how often they'd actually get laid.

May 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM

OH.MY.GOD.

Now I HAVE seen it all.

May 23, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Thanks wng:)
Thanks knight:)

May 23, 2008 at 3:01 PM

HealthPartners is the insurance my company uses. I REALLY, REALLY hope they don't send this mascot to open enrollment this year. I'll quit first!!

May 23, 2008 at 8:04 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...I hate to be the one to admit this BUT....Pee cups in OZ are clear with a yellow lid...

The blue ones with a white jar are for S-Men...LMAO...if you get my drift....

So that picture to me is pretty funny HA HA Ha..need to take a copy to work LMAO....

May 23, 2008 at 8:47 PM