i have never watched one all the way through. i have seen bits and pieces of some but that is all it takes (or took). i own no videos but Top 10 Toys, well...
so i have no votes for this topic. i would rather make my own ;)~
ps, do i still win a peach?
**snickers... walks away with nose up in the air **
I LOVE these! My favorite title? Who Rammed Roger Rabbit! Forrest Hump is good, too! Where do you come up with this stuff Cat? Are you really just THAT witty??? ;-)
well, except the midget with a whip... They like that over there!
March 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
OK OK OK, I know I have been accused of bringing the R rating to this little blogsphere, but sometimes I can't help myself. Well today's list I guess I've raised the bar just a bit (Or lowered it depending upon your view point). So without further adieu, I bring you...
The Top Ten Rejected Adult Film Titles:
10. The Shawshank Copulation
9. Who Rammed Roger Rabbit 8. Hotel Screw Wanda
7. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. On the Waterbed
5. Full Metal Bambi
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace
3. The Grape Bags of Wrath
2. No Country for Oiled Men
And the number one rejected adult film title is: 1. Forrest Hump
OK folks what other rejected adult film titles can you think of? The best one wins one of my Lion awards. And I promise never to be naughty again.
- The Mounting Cat (oops)
posted by The Mountain Cat at 11:50 PM on Mar 20, 2008
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Close this window Jump to comment formi have never watched one all the way through. i have seen bits and pieces of some but that is all it takes (or took). i own no videos but Top 10 Toys, well...
so i have no votes for this topic. i would rather make my own ;)~
ps, do i still win a peach?
**snickers... walks away with nose up in the air **
March 21, 2008 at 12:24 AM
Ohhh ... this should be good! Where's Leighann?? Something tells me she might be a shoe-in for the Lion this week!
March 21, 2008 at 6:03 AM
The Gay Chinese Porn industry made a great flick called:
Crouching Ninja, Hidden Sausage
Cheers!!
March 21, 2008 at 6:22 AM
My fave Lesbian porn flick would star Marcia and Jan in:
The Brady Munch
Cheers!!
March 21, 2008 at 6:24 AM
Uh oh....
March 21, 2008 at 6:57 AM
Jahooooni - ah, not yet. :)
Dana - Don't give up so easily.
Matt-Man - Those are hilarious!!
Doc - Don't hate me.
March 21, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Well who could forget, Apairoflips Now.
March 21, 2008 at 8:01 AM
Once more and that's it.
Pullit.
Shaft.
Bantman, Into the cave.
The Incredible Bulk.
Pulp Friction.
And the old standard, Lawrence of a labia.
March 21, 2008 at 8:19 AM
I know who you did last summer
Harry Potter and the Dominatrix
Tomb-bone
March 21, 2008 at 8:24 AM
I LOVE these! My favorite title? Who Rammed Roger Rabbit! Forrest Hump is good, too! Where do you come up with this stuff Cat? Are you really just THAT witty??? ;-)
March 21, 2008 at 8:37 AM
Thanks Bina!! But I upon further research, there is a movie called Shaving Ryan's Privates. Oh well...
How about...
Patriot Dames
Horton Slaps a Ho
Far-goo
March 21, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Armageddon = I'magetmesome
Snow White and The Seven Dildos
Pump Fiction
Raiders of The Lost Ass
It's a Wonderful Orgy (Life)
Star Wars VII: Wacking the Wookie
March 21, 2008 at 8:55 AM
OMG Bina has me rolling on the floor over here.. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA !!
March 21, 2008 at 8:56 AM
I've wacked my wookie...oh wait, I meant to comment on anohter blog...never mind.
March 21, 2008 at 9:11 AM
Keanu & McFly's Excellent Adventure
March 21, 2008 at 9:13 AM
Big Trouble in little vagina
March 21, 2008 at 9:27 AM
Oh, boy...this is great material for Good Friday!!
TMC...TMI!!!!!!!
LMAO!!
LeapO'Faith
March 21, 2008 at 9:27 AM
OMG these are hysterical! I'm not sure I can top what's already been done!
Dude, Where's My Crotch?
Big Mommas House of Whores
Evil Deed
2 Fast 2 Furious.... oh wait, that's a real movie *giggle*
March 21, 2008 at 9:47 AM
Fun With Dick and Balls (too raunchy)
Goat Rider (Ghost Rider)
Road-Hard House
Boner Almighty
March 21, 2008 at 9:50 AM
XXX-Men
When A Man Bones A Woman
Bourne Ultimatum -- Orgasm or Else
How To Blow A Guy In 10 Days
March 21, 2008 at 9:53 AM
- Assablanca
- Donnie Darkhole
- The Deer Humper
- Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Bimbos
- A Street Car Named Muffy
- The Man Who Shot in Liberty Valance
ok I'm done...
March 21, 2008 at 9:53 AM
What the hell does a streetcar named Muffy have to do with anything??? LOL
March 21, 2008 at 9:57 AM
Doc, If I have to 'splane it to ya then you are too young to be on this website. ROTFL!
March 21, 2008 at 9:59 AM
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.... SHAME on you!
March 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Every which way including loose....
Blazing Herpes
One flew into the Co-Co's breast
March 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Three Men And a Prostitute
March 21, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Blazing Herpes BAHAHAHA! That's just wrong!
March 21, 2008 at 10:01 AM
I Know Who You Ate Last Summer
March 21, 2008 at 10:02 AM
I have a feeling I'm not going to get anything done today!
March 21, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Three Men And a Prostitute - How about Three Men and a Tranny...
March 21, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Tranny Get your Gun...
March 21, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Peeing John Malcovich
March 21, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Brokeback Maountain Cat
March 21, 2008 at 10:11 AM
too funny. I have a few, but I will have to wait until I am not in work to post my masterpieces...
March 21, 2008 at 10:40 AM
- Dr. Strangecock or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hump the Doc
- Ramblo
March 21, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Dirty Hairy
MoonSTUCK
The Fanny Diaries
Blow Hard Die Happy
March 21, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Blow Hard Die Happy.
Cuz Pat, OMG that is so funny!!!!
March 21, 2008 at 11:06 AM
don't forget On Golden Blonde....
March 21, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Go Down
March 21, 2008 at 12:24 PM
on golden blonde, good one.
March 21, 2008 at 12:49 PM
doc, brokeback mountain cat :):)LOL
March 21, 2008 at 12:51 PM
La Vie En Ass
The Adventures of Buckaroo Buttboy
American Cream Pie
Harold and Kumar go to the Bunny Ranch
The Whole Ten Inches
March 21, 2008 at 12:52 PM
The Bonashank Redemption
Enema of the State
Free My Willy
Licking Me Softly
The Incredible Bulge
March 21, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Flesh Gordon
Top My Gun
March 21, 2008 at 12:58 PM
The Sound of Moaning.
101 Positions.
The Horny Little Mermaid.
F*&%ing Nemo.
Please do eat Daisy.
From here to her virginty.
Mora Mora Mora.
March 21, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Swingin In The Rain
The Devil Wears Debbie
Gang Bangs of New York
Million Dollar Labia
March 21, 2008 at 2:04 PM
When Harry Met Sally...and Rhonda...and Their Parrot
Cheers!!
March 21, 2008 at 2:39 PM
How about Barack back mounting?
March 21, 2008 at 4:45 PM
50 first dates with a lama.
March 21, 2008 at 8:01 PM
An American in Paris
A Fraternity in Paris
A Midget in Paris
A Midget in Paris with a whip
Pussy on a hot car hood
March 21, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Hello in there Anndi? Do you mean Paris Hilton? Or Paris, France? LOL.
March 22, 2008 at 12:16 AM
The French would never tolerate such things...
well, except the midget with a whip... They like that over there!
March 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM