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Blogger Lu' said...

...passing his time by GRABBING HIS ANKLES AND PLAYING CENTER.

April 8, 2008 at 12:08 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

oh it is supposed to be a new hobby. ...passing the time by RESTRINGING THE SOAP ON A ROPE. IT APPEARS THAT INMATES ARE OFTEN TIMES SUPPRISED WHEN BENDING TO RETRIEVE THEIR DROPPED SOAP AND IN THEIR SUPRISE THEY YANK OUT THAT DARN ROPE :)

April 8, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the kazoo in the prison barbershop quartet

April 8, 2008 at 12:20 PM

Blogger Doc said...

..and he played quarterback for both sides.

BTW - I always suspected that Vick played for both teams.

April 8, 2008 at 12:24 PM

Blogger As American as Apple Pie said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by knitting sweaters for dogs as his community service project.

April 8, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Blogger Dana said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by firming up plans to open up his own "no kill" dog shelter upon his release.

April 8, 2008 at 12:40 PM

Blogger Dana said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by seeking his on-line Associates degree in dog grooming

April 8, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing a book; "How to Shank like a Pro"

April 8, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by participating in Prison Yard Theater where he stars as the family dog.

April 8, 2008 at 12:45 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by tapioca pudding wrestling with his cellmate Raul.

April 8, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by volunteering as bait in Police Dog Training 101.

April 8, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing his autobiography "A Hokie named Okie in the Pokey" Okey Dokey ??

April 8, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Blogger Karen said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by:

Country Western Line Dancing.

April 8, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Blogger Knight said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing sonnets and learning to love again.

April 8, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

passing the time by LEARNING THE LYRICS TO WARRANT'S SONG, ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. FOLLOWED BY THE LYRICS TO SNOOP DOG'S SONG, DOGGY STYLE.

April 8, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Lu, don't forget about "Who Let The Dogs Out"!!

April 8, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Or the lyrics to his worst nightmare George Clinton's "Atomic Dog"

April 8, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

He's probably got the lyrics memorized to "Like a virgin" ha ha ha.

April 8, 2008 at 1:31 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by participating in a recreation of Pavlov’s famous conditioning experiment. Unfortunately he sat on the tuning fork that had been used as a stimuli and is now counting tiles on the infirmary while young medical students practice their suture skills. He was overheard saying he wanted the sutures to look like the ole pigskin.

April 8, 2008 at 1:34 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Led Zep's Black Dog.. in the shower...

April 8, 2008 at 1:37 PM

Blogger Karen said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by

Firming up his plans to set up an underground cock fighting association.

April 8, 2008 at 1:57 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...

collecting unique boogers from his prison mates to sell on Ebay to make millions.

April 8, 2008 at 2:03 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...

performing Swan Lake in the shower with his fellow inmates.

April 8, 2008 at 2:04 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...

practicing to be McGruff the Crime Dog when he is released.

April 8, 2008 at 2:04 PM

Blogger Doc said...

LOL... The only bad thing about this word game is the google ads will all change to Michael Vick... BOOOOO

Keep the answers coming... I am liking them!

April 8, 2008 at 2:05 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...

learning to swallow and not spit like he used to.

April 8, 2008 at 2:05 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by bedazzling the inmates football uniforms. The inmates wearing skins have since taken a 'shine' to him so to speak.

April 8, 2008 at 2:06 PM

Blogger The AbsolutGator said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning how to perfect the art of tossing salad.

April 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Blogger Jay said...

"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by scrapbooking and watching The Lifetime Network."

"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by listening to classical music and reading Tolstoy and Dostoevky novels. 'He's really into Russian literature' Blank said.""

April 8, 2008 at 2:10 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by recreating the famous 'dogs playing poker' painting with a paint-by-number kit sent to him by the folks at PETA (he was always good with numbers).

April 8, 2008 at 2:10 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by crying like a big baby while sucking his thumb.

April 8, 2008 at 2:13 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Doggone it these are funny !!

April 8, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is passing his time by looking for new endorsements, since he lost Nike....Hush Puppies is still deliberating

April 8, 2008 at 2:15 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

You gonna pat our heads and give us a treat now?

April 8, 2008 at 2:15 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Anndi I think he's trying to tell us he likes doggy style ;)

April 8, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by having sex with a table and an autographed appendage from Heather Mills.

Hi everyone!

April 8, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Oh Anndi, you are opening up a whole kennel of additioanl dog jokes.

April 8, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Mountain Cat!!!

HI!

April 8, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is spending time with his imaginary friend Ron Mexico.

April 8, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I think ole Mt. Cat was scared by all the dog talk

April 8, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Leighann: don't we all? I think I need to go fetch my leash now...

April 8, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

He's being a pussy?

April 8, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

passing his time by ORGANIZING GAMES OF RED ROVER RED ROVER.

FURTHERING HIS EDUCATION. SEE DICK, RUN.

April 8, 2008 at 2:32 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Mt Cat I was just wondering about you.... Don't let the big bad doggies scare you away!

Anndi: Yes, yes we all do! Lay on your back and I'll rub your belly!

April 8, 2008 at 2:34 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

I've been very busy at work.

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by working with a retired Bob Barker to spread the word to help control the pet population; have your pet
spayed and neutered.

April 8, 2008 at 2:34 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by reading Old Yeller out loud during circle time.

April 8, 2008 at 2:35 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by creating new slogans for PETA.

"I'd rather take it up the a$$ than wear fur!"

April 8, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I am in tears over here laughing !!!

April 8, 2008 at 2:41 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by ploting GPS coordinates to find Timmy who is still stuck in a well. Although the efforts are as yet unsuccessful, they may have found Jimmy Hoffa's remains. DNA tests will be conducted once Lassie gives up the bone.

April 8, 2008 at 2:43 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Bob Barker would kick Vick's ass!!

April 8, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Vick is Barker's bitch.

April 8, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by working in the prison autobody shop and helping Scooby & Scrappy Doo pimp the Mystery Machine and help fight crime. Puppy Power!!

April 8, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by posing the hot elderly babes for the cover of "Wrinkled and Ready" magazine!

April 8, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Here I was hoping today's word game would be about "the worlds first pregnant man" !!

These are hysterical today Doc!!

April 8, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Blogger Ken said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by licking and lapping with the underdogs.

April 8, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by betting on illegal cock fighting

April 8, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

leighann, it is Vick just hasn't gotten the pis test back yet.

April 8, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Oh these comments have certainly gone to the dogs now!

April 8, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

We're pounding them home huh Doc.

April 8, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Speaking of pounding...

April 8, 2008 at 2:53 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

LMAO Lu!

April 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

I bet Vick gets pounded home on a regular basis ;)

April 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....

April 8, 2008 at 2:59 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I wonder if the prison commisary where Vick shops has been nicknamed Pet Smart ?

April 8, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

pounded home would be baseball he gets it up the end zone! ha ha ha

April 8, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by being a judge in the Attica Kennel Club Dog Show.

April 8, 2008 at 3:01 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

gieves a new meaning to, through the up rights.

April 8, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by donning a fake fur dalmatian jumpsuit and testing the efficacy of deskunking home remedies.

April 8, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

They are no longer bartering for cigs.. they've moved on to Scooby-snacks

April 8, 2008 at 3:05 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Vicks "upright" is now Kibble and Bits!

April 8, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Vick has found new uses for his 'cup' and uses it as a 'shield'.

April 8, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

passes his time by GETTING ON HIS KNEES RECITING THE HAIL MARY INSTEAD OF THROWING ONE.

April 8, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

bwahahahahahahahahaha lu'!!!

April 8, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by teaching the other prisioners how to howl at the moon through the bars.

April 8, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Vick has found new uses for his 'cup' and uses it as a 'shield'. - OMG Anndi - I just about choked on my soda... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

April 8, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by starrin in the first prison porn flick called; "Scooby Dooby Doo Me"

April 8, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Vick has a new kind of mouth guard now huh?

April 8, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Oh and 'Wrinkled and Ready' is nasty... The second worst title ever for a magazine.

April 8, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Scooby Dooby Doo Me... oh lord!

April 8, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I think I may have to come up with a special award for this... The peach just won't do.. There are waaaaay to many good comments to just pick one... This may just be the most epic series of comments EVER!

April 8, 2008 at 3:13 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Second worst? Damn what's the first?

That's not what I had typed out first either I changed it! My first pick was "Geriatrics Do It Dry"

MUWAHAHAHA!

April 8, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Anndi you KNOW you want to Scooby Dooby Doo me, don't try to deny it!

April 8, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Vick plays the part of Shag me, oh wait that's Shaggy.

April 8, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Geriatricts Do It Dry Quarterly!!

*snicker*

April 8, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Leighann: I heard retired dentists like issues of 'Grannies Gumming it'.

April 8, 2008 at 3:16 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Geriatrics are homosexual, didn't you hear Ben's Gay.

April 8, 2008 at 3:16 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Vick plays the evil villian "Dog-gone"

April 8, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Icy Hot is actually geriatric porn.

April 8, 2008 at 3:18 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Grannies Gummin' It Grammpas Humpin' It

April 8, 2008 at 3:19 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

I thought he was the heroine, Victoria Takesthebone.

April 8, 2008 at 3:19 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

If hell turns out to be real, I'll be in the VIP section, won't I?

April 8, 2008 at 3:19 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Not just for making comments. The Lord has a sense of humor, look at Bush.

April 8, 2008 at 3:22 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Grannies Gone Wild -- Miami

April 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Good point Lu, thanks for the heads up LOL

April 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Save me a seat Leighann...

April 8, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Wait, Lu just gave me permission to "look at bush" *grin*

April 8, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Anndi you can sit on my lap!

April 8, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by getting ready to challenge Takeru Kobayashi in a competitive eating contest....oh wait wrong kind of dogs...never mind.

April 8, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Grannies Gone Wild - Miami.. they have dinner at 6PM!!!

April 8, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Mountain cat... too bad no one told Vick that ;)

April 8, 2008 at 3:28 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

I bet Vicks buns have warmed MANY weiners during his time in prison!

April 8, 2008 at 3:28 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Grannies Gone Wild - Miami.. they have dinner at 6PM!!!

And they skip TWO episodes of Golden Girls!!!

April 8, 2008 at 3:29 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Leighann I knew you were gonna go there but I thought I'd let you takeit. Wrong Bush. The kind your thinking of wouldn't have been capitalized. Although it can bring in some capital.

April 8, 2008 at 3:30 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Grannies gone wild... brought to you by our sponsor. Viva Viagra !!

April 8, 2008 at 3:32 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Well I figured since this comment section has already gone down the road to hell I might as well bring a little bush along the way! LOL

April 8, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Go Viagra Go!

April 8, 2008 at 3:34 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

what's a doggie without a little bush. Oh yah that would be Vick.

April 8, 2008 at 3:35 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the harmonica and singing "There was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o..."

April 8, 2008 at 3:35 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning a new type of accupuncture....



(this one is for you Vin - I know you know what type)

April 8, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the harmonica and singing "There was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o..."

Needless to say he spends a great deal of time in isolation...

April 8, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are so funny with this! I love this.. Oneday I will play!!! I have to make myself funny first!!

Good day!

April 8, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning a new type of accupuncture....

little prick in?

April 8, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

passing his time by: penning a short story. Don't be misled by the title, it isn't about senior citizens, stiff in the joint.

April 8, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

while in isolation he is trying to teach his dog new tricks.

April 8, 2008 at 3:43 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by replacing Lucy and pulling the football away from Charlie Brown so he falls down. Shoopy doesn't like how his master was being treated and mauls Vick to death.

April 8, 2008 at 3:43 PM

Blogger Doc said...

ROFL @ Anndi

Single - you are funny... feel free to contribute all you want

Lu - I think he is learning that prison is a dog eat dog world. (and he might have milkbone underwear)

April 8, 2008 at 3:48 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Norm..I mean Doc. Great Cheers reference.

April 8, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Vin do you remember the accupuncture reference I made ??

April 8, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc,

Sipowitz said 'You're gonna wind up in Attica taking accupuncture up yer dirt shute.'

April 8, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Oh so you do remember !

(and it was Ossining)

April 8, 2008 at 4:09 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

My but Sipowitz could turn a phrase.

April 8, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I will tell ya'll one thing... I sure am glad I don't have comment moderation! HA - this is fantastic, I am going to back through and read again to make sure I haven't missed any.

April 8, 2008 at 4:18 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc didn't we have this conversation before? You are correct. The correct quote is:
(Sipowicz winces from his back pain)
Dr. Peter Shennon: Back kicking up again, Detective? I’d say it’s a degenerative disc. Better get used to it.
Andy Sipowicz: Yeah? Maybe I can take my mind off it thinking about you up there in Ossining getting acupuncture up your dirt chute.

April 8, 2008 at 4:21 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

I know Doc. These were getting posted in rapid fire. I just took a look back. Speaking of rapid fire, that's what Vick was thinking his first night in the joint.

April 8, 2008 at 4:24 PM

Blogger Knight said...

Whoa what happened over here? Next thing I know you have hundreds of comments!

April 8, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I think somehow we were watching that show together and we both thought that line was great. But I remembered it was Ossining because he said the town not the prison.

(everyone else just got a sneak behind the scenes peek at an OCD crazy Doc and Mt. Cat conversation)

Go and look at the Dancing with stars comments and answer my question for you there too. You will go 2 for 2 because I guarantee you get that one.

April 8, 2008 at 4:26 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Knight - LOL this happens sometimes over here. I love it, if you get a chance go back and read the comments by everyone but especially the back and forth with Anndi, Lu, and Leighann are fall on the floor funny.

April 8, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by reading yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com.

April 8, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose he'll be playing tight end that first week. Then after that they'll have to put some new guy in that position.

Here's my stab at Fill In The Blank:

"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and his passing his time by serving as a stunt dummy for the prison Shutzhund trainer."

I wish....

April 8, 2008 at 6:10 PM

Blogger Jahooni said...

Crap I forgot today was TUESDAY! I have been burried in my office. But I wouldn't win anyways so screw it! ;)~

April 8, 2008 at 6:14 PM

Blogger Sexy.Chewbacca said...

LOL @ all comments.

I will definitely come back and read while I'm at work.

(Don't tell anyone that I'm a slacker, haha!)

April 8, 2008 at 11:34 PM

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