Sung to Happy Birthday

We miss you Kimy Jong il,
We miss you Kimy Jong il,
We miss you Kimy Jong il,
You missed a great old parade!

September 10, 2008 at 12:18 PM

Hello .................

September 10, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Micky-T, I am at a creative low today. I had an idea of Kim singing Oops I Did it Again but it sounded lame....*sigh*

September 10, 2008 at 1:53 PM

Brit sat alone in a posh suite
Totally motionless except for her puffing cigarettes
Satin made up Brit's pajamas
She totally confused and requesting to ride a llama

She's Brit, she's Brit
She's at the VMAs
She's Brit, she's Brit, she's Brit
How can she win three awards?

Brit lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of irresponsible and insane
Dad’s had to take control of her life and giving her a hand
Is Brit fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

She's Brit, she's Brit
She's at the VMAs
She's Brit, she's Brit, she's Brit
How can she win three awards?

Brit’s performance last year was limp and needed a shove
Brit shaved off her hair and went into rehab
She spending her twenties without her kids
Brit’s managing a come back at subsonic speeds

She's Brit, she's Brit
She's at the VMAs
She's Brit, she's Brit, she's Brit
How can she win three awards?

Is this b*tch out of my head, I think so
Is this b*tch out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this b*tch out of my head, I think so
Is this b*tch out of my head...


"Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America

September 10, 2008 at 1:58 PM

That is hilarious DC !!!

September 10, 2008 at 2:41 PM

Minnie Driver had a 9 lb 12 oz baby boy she named Henry Story Driver. She is not revealing who the daddy is...

Madonna's Papa Don't Preach...

Paparazzi I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I know you want to know everything
But you should know by now
I had a baby

You always try to take picture of us doing wrong
I need your help, to keep a secret for me
I may be young at heart
But I’ve been thru public relationships before

This is the one I’m keeping a secret
This is the one that’s important to me
He was a very big baby
And I don't mean maybe-please

Chorus
Paparazzi don't preach, I'm a new mother
Paparazzi don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby daddy a secret
I'm gonna keep my baby’s secret,mmm....

Maybe he's going to marry me
We already have a little family
I’ll know we'll be all right
It's my secret

But I worry my friends will give the name up
Saying I'm too private, I ought to live it up
What I need right now is some peace and quite, please

Chorus

My baby’s daddy, if I could only let you see
Just how good he's been treating me
You'd wouldn’t give us our privacy right now
'Cause we are new family
We are a new family, so please

September 10, 2008 at 3:06 PM

DC - you are holding down WAW all by yourself. Awesome Job.

September 10, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Paparazzi don't preach - ROTFLMAO !!!

September 10, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Someone had to pick up the slack. Glad I could be of assistance in providing some laughter.

September 10, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Great stuff DC, I just wish I had a clue of what songs they are.

September 10, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Try going to youtube to hear the original...

1) Lump by The Presidents of the United States

2) Papa Don't Preach by Madonna

September 10, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Lance Armstrong announces he's going to ride the Tour de France again...

Bicycle Race - Queen

Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it in the Tour de France

You say cancer I say survivor
You say bike I say Trek
You say corticosteroids, but I say hey man
Race Cars was never my scene and I don't like politics
You say Armstrong I say Livestrong
You say God give me a choice
You say Boston I say marathon
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is (have some fun)-

Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my-
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all about retirementOh yeah
Famous girls I’ve dated, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!
Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle (4 times)
Bicycle race

Hey!
You say Sheryl I say Crowe
You say Kate I say Hudson
Hot dog I say no to processed food
I don't wanna be the Governor of Texas
You say Ashley I say Olsen
Nike I say please
Income tax I say oh my
I don't wanna be a candidate for Congress or any other office
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
Preferably in France

September 10, 2008 at 4:20 PM