I know we're always saying that would make a good bumper sticker. Of course since I, you know suffer from crs they escape me for the moment. So put on the spot I'd have to say I'd like a big bold bumper sticker in bright red ink that reads:
In the interest of full disclosure I actually saw that Greatful Dead bumper sticker years ago...and found it hilarious!!! It was even done in that paisley typeface and was green and purple... hilarious!
WHAT?!!! Apple Pie in Germany? What are you talking about? Are you trying to start a riot?
I love the Honor student one, both versions. Give me some time, I'll think of some.
Leighann--love the hair pulling one. I, however, am probably one of those assriders as I do not follow the 3 car lengths rule. However, I don't follow so close as to be able to see what color underwear you have on today.
Apple Pie, I try not to ride ass because I hate it when people do it to me. Of course if you're going UNDER the speed limit you better get outta my way! LOL
MtCat How can you forget the bumper sticker your Xcousin has on his truck "I still miss my Ex but my aim is improving" its a classic in our family wouldnt you say
These are all funny! I saw the 'I'd Cheat on Hillary Too' sticker back in 1993 in Hickory, North Carolina. It was on a pickup truck that I was behind at a stop light near the drive through Krispy Kreme. Remember that place Doc?
That KK was the hot spot in Hickory at the time... I do remember it... I say the Greatful Dead one at the stoplight at Harris and Plaza Rd Extension right next to that Hardees....Remember that?
Actually I was making a joke. Old married folk should get it. If you were being sarcastic back at me oops I didn't get it. Better spank me harder and call me honey.
Lulita, I mean it is obvious with the amount of flirty jokes I make on this site. But if I am allowed to spank you, does that mean you want my blog award?? It may be a good exchange for 'favors'. Just call me a blogstitute.
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Close this window Jump to comment formI know we're always saying that would make a good bumper sticker. Of course since I, you know suffer from crs they escape me for the moment. So put on the spot I'd have to say I'd like a big bold bumper sticker in bright red ink that reads:
GET OFF MY ASS!
Gotta get ready for work. Read ya later.
February 29, 2008 at 6:56 AM
In the interest of full disclosure I actually saw that Greatful Dead bumper sticker years ago...and found it hilarious!!! It was even done in that paisley typeface and was green and purple... hilarious!
February 29, 2008 at 7:02 AM
Oh my new favorite that I saw last year (and called Vin to tell him about)
John Rocker for President
I was in Georgia at the time. Go figure right?
February 29, 2008 at 7:03 AM
I always liked the one that says...
Paybacks a bitch..
Live long enough to be a pain in the ass to your kids.
February 29, 2008 at 7:14 AM
I brake for tailgaters!
I'd prefer a little catapult on my bumber, with a stash of small pebbles that I could launch in their face!
February 29, 2008 at 7:49 AM
Your Honor Student has pics of himself doing a keg stand on Myspace
February 29, 2008 at 7:55 AM
KNOCK KNOCK...Um Harry Potter ain't real. So there Dumbledoofus !
Lefties just ain't Right
APPLE PIE ACTUALLY CAME FROM GERMANY
My other car is a Lear jet
February 29, 2008 at 8:03 AM
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST AND I JUST SOARED EVER HIGHER
February 29, 2008 at 8:06 AM
Bats in the bellfry and voices in my head. All's right with the WoRlD.
February 29, 2008 at 8:11 AM
LITTER BUGS BITE
This Bumber Sticker..Sucks!
February 29, 2008 at 8:25 AM
Bats in the bellfry and voices in my head. All's right with the WoRlD.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!
February 29, 2008 at 8:27 AM
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
February 29, 2008 at 8:49 AM
If you can read this you must be a hemorrhoid. GET OFF MY ASS!
February 29, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Baby On Board
Oops I guess that one was already taken.
February 29, 2008 at 8:58 AM
WHAT?!!! Apple Pie in Germany? What are you talking about? Are you trying to start a riot?
I love the Honor student one, both versions. Give me some time, I'll think of some.
Leighann--love the hair pulling one. I, however, am probably one of those assriders as I do not follow the 3 car lengths rule. However, I don't follow so close as to be able to see what color underwear you have on today.
February 29, 2008 at 9:00 AM
I like it up the ass, but not from you!
(okay this one is raunchy, hehe)
February 29, 2008 at 9:03 AM
Apple Pie, I try not to ride ass because I hate it when people do it to me. Of course if you're going UNDER the speed limit you better get outta my way! LOL
February 29, 2008 at 9:04 AM
Hey Doc, how about....
Baby On Board, Maury thinks you might be the daddy!
*gigglesnort*
February 29, 2008 at 9:05 AM
I saw two bumper stickers in a small store in Port Townsend, Wa...shoulda got 'em:
"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"
and my fave:
"I wish I Was Half The Man My Dog Thinks I Am"
February 29, 2008 at 9:17 AM
Baby On Board, Maury thinks you might be the daddy!
ok this one is my favorite so far.... LOL!
February 29, 2008 at 9:31 AM
Your Honor Student is a Poster Child..... For Birth Control
:p
February 29, 2008 at 9:38 AM
:Jerry Springer Show Reject:
February 29, 2008 at 9:38 AM
MtCat
How can you forget the bumper sticker your Xcousin has on his truck "I still miss my Ex but my aim is improving" its a classic in our family wouldnt you say
February 29, 2008 at 9:47 AM
I RAISED MY SON TO WATCH NASCAR BUT HE PREFERS ICE HOCKEY.
February 29, 2008 at 9:48 AM
Pat,
OMG! Yes that is a riot. At least his sense of humor improved after the divorce! LOL
February 29, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Honk if you're horney. HONK HONK HONK honkhonkhonk, not that way mister.
February 29, 2008 at 9:55 AM
Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.
February 29, 2008 at 9:58 AM
These are all funny!
I saw the 'I'd Cheat on Hillary Too' sticker back in 1993 in Hickory, North Carolina. It was on a pickup truck that I was behind at a stop light near the drive through Krispy Kreme. Remember that place Doc?
February 29, 2008 at 10:02 AM
That KK was the hot spot in Hickory at the time... I do remember it... I say the Greatful Dead one at the stoplight at Harris and Plaza Rd Extension right next to that Hardees....Remember that?
February 29, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.
HEEEE HEEEEEEE !!
February 29, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Baby On Board...And It Only Took One Nail
Cheers!!
February 29, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Matt-Man,
Ahhhhhh, I don't want to promote infantacide. Don't expect this one to win.
February 29, 2008 at 10:15 AM
THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE. DETOX IS A BITCH.
February 29, 2008 at 10:21 AM
A DILLER A DOLLAR A 10 O'CLOCK SCHOLAR. SOUNDS MORE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. OH THAT WOULD BE DIDDLE A DOLLAR.
February 29, 2008 at 10:24 AM
DICKERY DICKERY DARE. THE PIG FLEW UP IN THE AIR AND BUSH BELONGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
February 29, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Harp Seals...It's What's For Dinner
Dylsexci Adn Pruod Fo It
February 29, 2008 at 10:32 AM
From George Carlin:
'I found him! I have Jesus in the truck.'
'Save the tumors.'
'I break for advanced melanoma.'
'I'd rather be driving.'
February 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Lewinsky for President. Eat Fresh!
February 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM
LETS BRING BILL BACK TO THE ORAL OFFICE. HILLARY IN '08.
February 29, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Help me. I have a bumper stick idea that I can't quite gel together. Something about 'Mailing a letter in the Post Orifice; incoming male'.
February 29, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Our Fav actual says:
"Support Search and Rescue: Get Lost!"
Stop Reading This and Drive You Fool
Cell Phones and Cars = CRASH TEST DUMBIES
February 29, 2008 at 11:43 AM
hope it doesn't end up in the dead letter orifice, are you married.
February 29, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Lulita, No I am not married. Isn't it obvious? Who would love me? *sniff* (:...(
February 29, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Actually I was making a joke. Old married folk should get it. If you were being sarcastic back at me oops I didn't get it. Better spank me harder and call me honey.
February 29, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Lulita, I mean it is obvious with the amount of flirty jokes I make on this site. But if I am allowed to spank you, does that mean you want my blog award?? It may be a good exchange for 'favors'. Just call me a blogstitute.
February 29, 2008 at 2:45 PM
Mt. Cat = Blog Ho
February 29, 2008 at 2:47 PM
What pray tell is your blog award? Favors? You're not talking hats and noise maker are you?
February 29, 2008 at 2:58 PM
doc is that anything like land ho? can we stick a flag in him?
February 29, 2008 at 2:59 PM
You an try if you want to....but I ain't helping. That would be too much like a harpoon!
February 29, 2008 at 3:07 PM
What are you trying to say Doc, is mt cat a whale of a man? just kidding.
February 29, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Lulita, No I use an egg beater like Tom Hanks did in Bachelor Party with Tawny Kitaen. 'Le rowow rowow'
February 29, 2008 at 3:14 PM
That egg beater was what got Chuck Finley into trouble...
February 29, 2008 at 3:24 PM
Chuck Finley was great when he sung for Whitesnake. Oh wait, that was Tawny's other ex-husband David Cloverfield.
February 29, 2008 at 3:30 PM
No, no , no, you are thinking of the magician dude who took his stage name after a Charles Dickens book... David Copperfield was the one.
February 29, 2008 at 3:32 PM
Oh yeah that's right! I just love him on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
February 29, 2008 at 3:53 PM
I liked Leighann's plus she would hate me I am azz rider! and have road rage out of this world!
Sorry slow drivers!
Single
February 29, 2008 at 4:09 PM
No one died when Bill lied.
March 2, 2008 at 10:39 AM