Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium for Athletic Seniors(with personal trianing by Richard Simmons while you listen to Sweating to the Oldies!)
The Film Screening Retirement Home. Movie screenings all day and all night. Tonights films are 'Gone in Sixty Seconds', 'Death Becomes Her' and 'Meet Joe Black'.
For the folks who have no idea what we are talking about, the references are from the Wierd Al Yankovic movie 'UHF'. Also, starring a pre-Kramer Michael Richards are the janitor Stanley.
Completely off topic I'd like to say that making one choose between liquors is cruel and unusual punishment and a violation of my Constitutional rights. As protest I will be drinking all of the polled liquors this weekend.
April 11, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Anonymous said...
Heaven or Hell Peaceful Senior Living!
I played, I Played!!!!!
Doc: Thanks I got your Comment!!Oh and my message on my fridge was maybe from...... Mt.Cat.. I love yall to pieces!!
[Image]It seems like more and more there are new retirement home communities and developments that are being built across this great nation of ours. However, it is often very difficult to find the right one for our senior loved ones when that time comes where they need 'special attention' you can't or don't have time to provide (You know who you are and you should feel guilty about it dammit!).....But I digress.....Seriously now, I did some research and I came up with a list of the best quality retirement communities. However I must warn you, these communities have some weird and ironic names, but they will give you dear old folks the top notch attention they deserve in their Golden Years.
I give you The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities: 10. White Light Heights 9. Novena’s Passage 8. Flat Line Farms 7. The 9th Inning Inn for Retired Professional Ball Players. 6. Cadaverous Meadows 5. Cemetarista 4. Fading Creek 3. Peat Moss Manor 2. Lime & Daisies Botanical Compost Crossings 1. Happy Trails at The Last Resort If anyone is interested in any information on these places, I do have the addresses for them if want? LOLDoes anyone know of any other high quality Retirement Home Communities? The best recommendation will win a Lion Award! - The Mountain Cat
posted by The Mountain Cat at 12:00 PM on Apr 11, 2008
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Close this window Jump to comment formBye-Bye Bungalos....The Shippin'-Out Shack...Last Gas For 50 Miles....
April 11, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Alzheimer's Acres - where you can crawl in the wrong bed and no one calls the police!
April 11, 2008 at 12:06 PM
- Viagra Villas
- Short timers Estates
- Droopy Hills
- Mount Matlock
- Across the Great Divide
- Depends Isles
April 11, 2008 at 12:10 PM
"Might Not Smell Good But It's Home" Retirement Community. Corporate Headquarters Odessa Florida USA.
Killing Time Village.
"Can't Take It With You" Retirement Home. We'll galdly help you with that.
April 11, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Dementia Orchard - where they aren't paranoid, everyone is out to get them!
April 11, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Viagra Vista Estates. Our motto "We help you climb any mountain"
Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.
April 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Dana... I think Dick Cheney will be taking up residency there starting next January.
April 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Del Boca Vista
April 11, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.
- Priopism Palisades
April 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Bought the Farms
Davy Jones' Locker & Rest Home
The Wilting Igloo House of Alaska
April 11, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village. Located just below the boarder.
April 11, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Kevorkian's Cottages "We kill with care."
eek Too far?
April 11, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village.
I hope the AC works there....
Knight... I promise you that Mt. Cat will LOVE Khevorkian cottages. That is his sense of humor.
April 11, 2008 at 12:37 PM
"Finally, Your Flashback" Home for aging Hippies......
April 11, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Pasty Acres -- Crafts every day at Noon -- Today's project "How to make glue"
April 11, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Deja Vu Highrise -- You won't be seeing this again
April 11, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Follwed by a slide presentation on "why we shouldn't eat it"
April 11, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Gramps Gardens -- Our fertilizer is ALWAYS fresh!
April 11, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Shriveled Fruit Towne Homes a not so active Gay Community.
April 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
End of Days Rest Home
You age 'em
We'll cage 'em!
April 11, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Jekyll & Formaldhye's Alzheimer's Care Center
April 11, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Sunny Hills Estates
Where your teeth are my teeth!
April 11, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Inheritance Acres - "It's so expensive here your kids won't get squat"
April 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Heather Mills Highrise
Daily baths given by Heather Mills herself. Do you like your water tepid?
April 11, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Noplace
You're nowhere and noone is coming to visit.
April 11, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Very Shady Acres - "We hire ex-cons to care for your moms"
April 11, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium for Athletic Seniors(with personal trianing by Richard Simmons while you listen to Sweating to the Oldies!)
April 11, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Madame Tussaud's 'After' Care Center.
April 11, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium II for Overweight Seniors (Richard Simmons will help you fit into the box.)
April 11, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Julian Lennon's Rest Home... "Where it's much too late for goodbyes"
April 11, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Mush Meadows - Forgot yer teeth? doesn't matter!
April 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM
A very popular retirement home for ex-Hockey players BTW
April 11, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Into the Light Estates - We get you started on your Journey
April 11, 2008 at 1:11 PM
The Purgatorium Beach Community of Florida
April 11, 2008 at 1:12 PM
Ifaicgu Falls
(can anyone figure it out?)
April 11, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Jihad Junction for the Non-Martyred.
April 11, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Ifaicgu Falls
WTF???
April 11, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Trickle Creek Manor - You can Depends on us
April 11, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Ifaicgu Falls
WTF???
What he said....
April 11, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Silent Halls
Morphine is our friend!
April 11, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls
(I crack myself up sometimes)
April 11, 2008 at 1:24 PM
The Geriatric Jungle
Hearing Aid Harbor
House of Has Beens
April 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls
Where your panic button is your friend?
April 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM
House of Has Beens
Beans?
April 11, 2008 at 1:28 PM
House of Has Beens
Beans?
BWAHAAAHAHAHAA !!
April 11, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Pick Your Poison Palasades. An assisted "living" community.
April 11, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Silent Halls - when we withold the fiber
April 11, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Rootin' Tootin' Ranchero - where we don't withold the fiber.
April 11, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Casket Napper's Village.
Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.
April 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.
Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
April 11, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Know when to fold 'em. Located in Las Vegas Nevada.
April 11, 2008 at 1:47 PM
No Remorse Horse Ranch for those forgotten seniors left to pasture.
April 11, 2008 at 1:49 PM
The A.C. - hipster community founded by the Hot Flash Mammas
April 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Casa De Geritol
April 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Obituary Isles - "Check up on your friends"
April 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM
Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!
April 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM
Casa De Geritol
Are the residents shaken AND stirred?
April 11, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
April 11, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
You're askin' for it....
April 11, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
Obviously it's been awhile since your last bitch slap!
April 11, 2008 at 2:01 PM
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?
April 11, 2008 at 2:03 PM
The Halitosis House
April 11, 2008 at 2:03 PM
Smelling Saltz sea side living seniors.
April 11, 2008 at 2:13 PM
Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?
OMG ANNDI!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!
I nominate this one for something... These are all funny but this one is just ridiculous
April 11, 2008 at 2:14 PM
Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!
Does the bar there serve Ensure ?
April 11, 2008 at 2:19 PM
Solomons Secret Secluded Spa
People are dying to get in because " the food menu is soft
and their stools are hard "
ooooh thats sad
April 11, 2008 at 2:42 PM
The Murtaugh Home for Retiring Cops who are too old for this shit!
Anyone get the reference??
April 11, 2008 at 2:45 PM
Yeah, I got it.
April 11, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Send me the addresses...I need to start planning on where I'm going to retire (unload) my parents.
April 11, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Eternal Slumber Haven... no wait, I'm getting ahead of myself... nm
April 11, 2008 at 3:22 PM
Six Feet Over/Under & OTB
April 11, 2008 at 3:30 PM
Plots 'R US - With our new salad bar!
(anyone OTHER than Mt. Cat get that reference?) Anndi might get it...
April 11, 2008 at 3:33 PM
My submissions...
- Eternal Rest Home for the Aged
- My Kids Don't Love Me Saloon
- When I'm 64 Villas
April 11, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Coma Cabanas
April 11, 2008 at 3:34 PM
'Down at the Coma, Comacabbbbaaaaana!'
hee hee Anndi.
April 11, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Weird Al?
April 11, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Blue Hair Buena Vista
April 11, 2008 at 3:39 PM
I think I owned a VHS tape of that movie....
April 11, 2008 at 3:39 PM
Doc,
Wow you are right, Anndi did get it! Long live Stanley Spodowski!
April 11, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Damn, Anndi you are good !!!
(are you sure you didn't use to hang out with me and Vinny in college?)
April 11, 2008 at 3:41 PM
I'm a geek..
April 11, 2008 at 3:42 PM
VHS ??? - I thought they only had Betamax in Canada ?? :p
April 11, 2008 at 3:42 PM
The Film Screening Retirement Home. Movie screenings all day and all night. Tonights films are 'Gone in Sixty Seconds', 'Death Becomes Her' and 'Meet Joe Black'.
April 11, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Doc.. trust me, you'd remember if I had. Mind you, mass quantities of alcohol can lead to forgetfulness...
April 11, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Anndi works at "spatula city" HA!
April 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM
They never made Betamax in Canada... all y'all are the testing ground for that stuff. :)
April 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM
huh? what Anndi? I don't understand? LOL
April 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM
For the folks who have no idea what we are talking about, the references are from the Wierd Al Yankovic movie 'UHF'. Also, starring a pre-Kramer Michael Richards are the janitor Stanley.
April 11, 2008 at 3:45 PM
'I like their spatulas so much, I bought the company'
April 11, 2008 at 3:46 PM
Smooth Victor Kiam reference there Anndi.
April 11, 2008 at 3:51 PM
thank you Sir...
April 11, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Completely off topic I'd like to say that making one choose between liquors is cruel and unusual punishment and a violation of my Constitutional rights. As protest I will be drinking all of the polled liquors this weekend.
April 11, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Heaven or Hell Peaceful Senior Living!
I played, I Played!!!!!
Doc: Thanks I got your Comment!!Oh and my message on my fridge was maybe from...... Mt.Cat.. I love yall to pieces!!
April 11, 2008 at 5:12 PM
Thanks SitC! Thank you all. A winner will be decided over the weekend.
April 11, 2008 at 5:16 PM
.....Your Days Are Done.....
"We'll deal with your shit"
...Past Prime Gardens...
"The best for your buck"
....The Last Stop Villa....
"We'll take you to the end"!
April 11, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Florida
April 11, 2008 at 8:21 PM
The waiting room Inn..
April 11, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Denture Dens....
April 12, 2008 at 3:37 AM