Crap, what choices! Well I'm not into beastiality and since Mao reminds me of a panda bear, I'm going to go for the spot light. On the plus side I'll get to have that forever warm feeling...

May 28, 2008 at 8:12 AM

If there were a spotlight coming from my crotch, maybe my husband would find it more often! *grumble*

But I think I'm going to have to go with the Mao Tse-Tung thing, it doesn't really matter, I'm usually fantasizing about Matt Damon anyway!

May 28, 2008 at 8:20 AM

I'll take the spotlight any day! Mao Tse-Tung? Almost as disturbing as a clown! But a permanent spotlight shining from my crotch just radiates "Come F*&# me NOW!"

... is that still PG??? *gigglesnort*

May 28, 2008 at 9:07 AM

... I forgot to add ...

Let's just hope Dancing with the Stars gets canceled next season - I'm actually enjoying W-w-w-w-w-Wednesday Would You Rather

I *heart* you Apple!!

May 28, 2008 at 9:11 AM

LOL!

I am with Dana, I like would you rather Wednesday much better than that other thing she used to do.

I don't know about this question...However I can't stand Mao. I will have to think about it.

May 28, 2008 at 9:16 AM

I have to go (come?) with Mao. I could always just imagine he's someone else - worked all the time I was married anyway.

the crotch spotlight would draw too much attention when I'm sneaking around at night.

and I love DWTS! - Dana how could you be so cruel!? It's culture! ;)

May 28, 2008 at 9:27 AM

Doc, what's to think about? I mean would you really consider having an intimate moment with your wife, but in your head you are picturing Mao?

May 28, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Ewww you are right... Give me the crotch light.

May 28, 2008 at 9:54 AM

AAAAP, It depends. Will Mao Tse-Tung play role games with me?

May 28, 2008 at 9:58 AM

Dianne, culture?? The Boston Symphony is culture ... Dancing with the Stars is ... well ... NOT!!!

May 28, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Leone de mountain, Mr Mao, or my sweet little puffy cheeks to you maybe, will do what ever your "partner" would do because you aren't actually doing Mao. He is just the face you see, eww ick, when you are doing one of your many conquest, kitty cat. Please correct me if I'm wrong aaaaPie.

May 28, 2008 at 10:07 AM

I will take the spotlight also. A little attention is a good thing.

May 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM

Ooh! An intense crotchlight! You better patent that idea because it could be a whole new fetish.

May 28, 2008 at 10:36 AM

If you want the sex bad enough you're not going to care whose face you're seeing.

Just sayin ;)

May 28, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Will the intense spotlight shine red one week each month?

What? You know you would have thought that eventually anyway, I just have big enough balls to put it into words.

May 28, 2008 at 10:37 AM

Will the intense spotlight shine red one week each month?

Ewwwww

BTW - Apple went on a fieldtrip to Raleigh today so I guess she just did a run by posting... But I really like this Wednesday morning thing she has going on... We might let her keep contributing...LOL!

May 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM

Doc, only if she swears off "reporting" on anything that qualifies as "reality" TV!

May 28, 2008 at 10:55 AM

I like some reality TV. Chef Ramsey rocks! He kicked ass last night.

May 28, 2008 at 11:28 AM

ROTFL @ Dana !!

May 28, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Not ashamed to say it I like DWTS too, and SYTYCD. Hey might as well shoot me now cause I watch AI, have from the start. I like "fluff" TV. Mindless mindless fluff TV :)

May 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM

What the heck is SYTYCD ?

Sex Yo The Yo City Dadgumit ??

May 28, 2008 at 11:53 AM

Oh and while I am thinking about it Apple will NOT be reviewing that movie on here....

May 28, 2008 at 11:57 AM

It is, So You Think You Can Dance.
Then I guess she can come chat about it over at my place. I'm gonna see it, but I don't know when, and I'm gonna talk about it! Oh, neener neener neener.

May 28, 2008 at 12:03 PM

Good! Lets make PAGREENERY the official home for Sex in the City chatter...

Neener Neener??? LOL!

May 28, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Too much pressure :( I'm the official NOTHING. That doesn't sound very good does it, HA! Doc maybe that is a poll topic, chat about SITC movie, yes or no. The world will probably see the movie before me any way.

May 28, 2008 at 12:47 PM

BUZZZZZZZ

That will not be a poll... LOL

May 28, 2008 at 12:57 PM

Since Yall started talking about reality TV again I have to mention who I saw last night. I was seeing Wicked on Broadway last night and when the lights came up for intermission all these young girls behind us start screaming. Turns out David Archuletta or whatever the crap his name is was sitting behind us. I couldn't think of a single person to share that story with so it will die here.

May 28, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Yeesh... I can't get away from that kid... LOL !!

Great story I am glad you told us... (did one of the witches turn him into a newt?)

May 28, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Doc, why? Are you afraid the poll will be a resounding YES?

Knight, did you enjoy Wicked? I enjoyed the book very much. Did the girls behave after intermission was over?

May 28, 2008 at 1:14 PM

No because there is no point in making that poll... Thats like me telling you that we are going to turn your blog into an all NFL football discussion... You have no interest in it.

May 28, 2008 at 1:27 PM

Spotlight. Blinking neon one.

May 28, 2008 at 2:04 PM

No eternal spotlight for me, cause let's face it. That would just be weird! LOL

May 28, 2008 at 2:05 PM

None what so ever. Read you loud and clear DOC.

May 28, 2008 at 4:15 PM

Dana - I heard that the Boston Symphony will be appearing on next season's DWTS!! ;)

May 28, 2008 at 4:18 PM

I love WYRs! My favorite being, "Would you rather watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno featuring your parents?" Ewwww.

For this one I'm going to have to go with the first. I like sex too much to keep myself from wanting to have it. ;)

May 28, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Eww Tink! Watch with my parents not of. Without a doubt.

Lu- Wicked was okay. The girls must have behaved because I forgot about the whole thing until I read this blog today.

May 28, 2008 at 5:17 PM

You guys are awesome!!! I am so sad :( that I missed commenting today. I have so many things to say to y'all.

Dana--I *puffy heart* you too but "Bite me" on the DWTS being cancelled.

Leighann--ewwwww on the red light thing!

Lu--I cannot wait to see SITC this Sat night!!!!!!! I will def come over to Pagreenery and review with you. And we can start our own fan club for DWTS.

Knight--I am so jealous! I wanted to see Wicked when it was in Charlotte but money timing was bad. I prob would have turned around and total little Davey that he sucked had he been sitting behind me.

Dianne--thanks for the backing. You can join the fan club too!

TMC(or whatever your name is now)--Mao was a bit of a dictator so if you're willing to be the sub I'm sure he'd role play whatever you want.

Doc--thanks for the props on WYR Wed. I think I need to make this my regular slot. Objections?

Tink--I'd def have to go with watching the 'rents. At least that way I could fast forward & mute. I tend to get a little too worked up when I watch so that could be embarrassing! *blushes*

Karen--I agree, a little attention is a good thing.

As for my answer...I'd go with the spotlight. Anyone who knows me knows I like calling attention to myself anyway!

Thanks for playing...see you next week!

May 28, 2008 at 8:03 PM

I always have objections... but sure why not?

May 28, 2008 at 9:21 PM