Speaking of which... I am pretty sure that the creative talent behind Yo Gabba Gabba indulged themselves in a bit of the ganja when making that crazy show up.
For sure...back in the day I used to be quite the pothead...now if I partake, I insist on telling everyone around, "OMG I'm sooo high right now." I cannot hang like I used to :)
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a wall in the new Yankee stadium..
Ya know, I just can't think of anything! I even asked my husband cause he was a big pot head and sold it as well, in college. Yea, the Manager of Engineering for the 3rd largest company... don't wanna give that away.
Anyway, he said he kept his hidden in the "fake" radio in his Plymoth Champ". Not interesting at all.
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Dr. Suess' house... his response to the charges? "I will not smoke it with a pipe, I will not smoke it with my wife!"
...They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Lion's mouth when he kissed the women of YGAKOBT.blogspot.com so the drugs would transfer from one mouth to another without the park rangers suspecting a thing.
Watch out for the "Lion Tongue" Leighann... It got Knight this past weekend.
Thanks Dianne... We love having you. Stop by often!
April 22, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Anonymous said...
Squirrels go nuts on crack
Squirrels ... digging up stashes
By VIRGINIA WHEELER
SQUIRRELS are getting hooked on crack cocaine — hidden by addicts in gardens.
They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.
Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users.
One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack.
“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.
“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”
Other residents have seen squirrels become unusually aggressive.
The RSPCA said: “These animals are big foragers. They are attracted by smell and will dig up what they fancy.
“If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly.”
Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.
They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix. ----
"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was inside Sammy Sosa's corked bat."
"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust pizza."
You didn't say it Mt. Cat, Doc did!! He admitted - out loud - that the two of you think alike! Now, maybe you take that as a compliment? I don't know ...
April 22, 2008 at 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...
Im " NUTS " and they dont fall far from the tree.........
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a jello mold of a hollow leg presented by Jennifer Willbanks to Al Pacino on the opening night of NBC's new weekly show,"Just keep on believing that."
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.
Mt Cats ear canal, what?
Debbie from Dallas' dildo
Kim Kardashian's supposed butt implants.
The locker belonging to Pricilla Presley's plastic surgeon
April 22, 2008 at 10:44 PM
[Image]I really missed you guys the past few days. I was out of the office on Friday volunteering and yesterday I was home with my son having "Daddy Day." It was fun but I did miss you guys. Anyway I am back and of course today is Tuesday and you know what that means kiddies??? YEP, you got it..... Tuesday Word Game !!!
For this week's word game we head to the great state of Arkansas. According to this article Arkansas apparently has some sheer geniuses for drug dealers. Or at least some hungry ones. Because this particular MENSA member hid his pot inside a box of fried chicken as if no drug dog would smell it there? Anyway this got me to thinking about some other interesting places that drugs could be hidden and I came up with the following for today's game:
MAGNOLIA, Ark. - Police in Magnolia, Ark., say it wasn't the fried chicken in Savalas Vantoli Stewart's car that gave off a funky smell. Instead, officers who pulled over Stewart on Friday night say they found a side dish of marijuana hidden in a recently purchased box of chicken. Police say officers smelled marijuana coming from the car and found it after Stewart consented to a search.
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.
Give us an idea of your interesting (and funny) drug hiding places. Make as many comments with suggestions that you would like and as always the funniest wins the Peach. Oh and I also want to see if anyone can guess the first thing that came to my mind as a hiding place that someone might suggest. (based on my knowledge of how you guys think)
75 Comments
Close this window Jump to comment formThey say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden were... Tai Sticks woven as dreadlock hair!
April 22, 2008 at 12:11 PM
I ALWAYS hide mine between my THIGHS! Breaded or not, it's the perfect hiding spot! ;)
April 22, 2008 at 12:16 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Mt. Cat's ipod
(He told me it has a crapload of storage)
April 22, 2008 at 12:18 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was under Donald Trump's combover.
April 22, 2008 at 12:32 PM
ha. nice one doc. I wouldn't smoke it after it touched the Donald.
April 22, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Sickest - in your kid's diaper bag or carseat
Grossest - anyone's hooha or butt
Cleverest - wrapped in a plastic baggie, empty shampoo insert baggie, full shampoo back up (so I've heard...)
Best place for an outdoor concert-in your smelly sock that you wore with your birkenstocks
April 22, 2008 at 12:36 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mills hollow leg.
April 22, 2008 at 12:40 PM
DING DING DING !!!
that didn't take long... Knight guessed correctly!
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mills hollow leg
that was the first thing that came to my mind that someone would answer !!!
ROTFLMAO !!
April 22, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Scary isn't it that we think alike ?
April 22, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Miss Merry--Sounds like you have some experience with this.
April 22, 2008 at 12:48 PM
I agree with Apple... I found that article last Thursday I had no idea about the 4/20 thing Miss Merry blogged about.
April 22, 2008 at 12:50 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in the Pope's funky red shoes.
April 22, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Yeah, I figured that would be it. I had to look up her name to make sure I had the right person. It was either that or some Yo Gabba Gabba reference.
April 22, 2008 at 12:57 PM
LOL @ Knight!
Speaking of which... I am pretty sure that the creative talent behind Yo Gabba Gabba indulged themselves in a bit of the ganja when making that crazy show up.
April 22, 2008 at 1:00 PM
For sure...back in the day I used to be quite the pothead...now if I partake, I insist on telling everyone around, "OMG I'm sooo high right now." I cannot hang like I used to :)
April 22, 2008 at 1:05 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in packets of Arby's Horsey sauce.
(you have to be a long time reader to get this one)
April 22, 2008 at 1:19 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was ... hidden inside a couple of stolen Won Tons!
April 22, 2008 at 1:26 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was...deep in the bowels of a Dirty Pirate Hooker =)
April 22, 2008 at 1:41 PM
ROTFL @ Christine... thats an oldie and goodie too (I wonder where Leap O' Faith has been?)
DPH... That sounds more like a Dirty Pirate Smuggler... :p
April 22, 2008 at 1:47 PM
And where has Jahooni been??
April 22, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Oh...I think Jahooni is on vacation so says her blog!
April 22, 2008 at 2:11 PM
ROFL @ Doc. That was an awesome comment!
April 22, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Jahooni is in her own little world...
April 22, 2008 at 2:24 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in between Dolly Parton's cleavege.
April 22, 2008 at 2:31 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Kenny Roger's foreskin.
April 22, 2008 at 2:32 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Jahooni's own little world.
April 22, 2008 at 2:33 PM
ROTFLMAO !!!
April 22, 2008 at 2:34 PM
Wow! Some of these are pretty darn good! I'm going to have to think long and hard on this one. The only two answers I could think of have been taken.
But hey, the shampoo bottle? Damn good idea!
April 22, 2008 at 2:39 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in between Dolly Parton's cleavege.
By the way, that's not even the strange part. It turns out that Verne Troyer (mini-me) was sitting in between her breasts holding on to it.
April 22, 2008 at 2:39 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a wall in the new Yankee stadium..
April 22, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Ya know, I just can't think of anything! I even asked my husband cause he was a big pot head and sold it as well, in college. Yea, the Manager of Engineering for the 3rd largest company... don't wanna give that away.
Anyway, he said he kept his hidden in the "fake" radio in his Plymoth Champ". Not interesting at all.
April 22, 2008 at 2:47 PM
lmao @ Leighann!!!
April 22, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was
wrapped up in Mt Cat's patent application for his revolutionary cake-shoving through the internets technology.
April 22, 2008 at 2:49 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was inside a bag of Funyuns.
No wait a minute that can't be right....
April 22, 2008 at 2:53 PM
BTW - Anndi you are funny as heck!
Mt. Cat had to get (no kidding)his ears cleaned out this afternoon... thats why he hasn't joined us!
April 22, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Leighann... I think dolly was just using Verne as an accessory.
April 22, 2008 at 2:55 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was
in a giant peach.
April 22, 2008 at 2:56 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was
in Amy Winehouse's hair (well, that thing on her head).
April 22, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was
in a container at the bottom of New York Hot Dog vendor water.
April 22, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was
up the lady panda's vajayjay (why else do you think they haven't been able to procreate?)
April 22, 2008 at 3:03 PM
in Amy Winehouse's hair (well, that thing on her head).
Not gonna let you get by with that one... that would be the MOST obvious place ever
April 22, 2008 at 3:04 PM
I don't think that was drugs in Amy Winehouse's hair, I think it was the remains of Jimmy Hoffa!
April 22, 2008 at 3:04 PM
BTW - Anndi you are funny as heck!
Thanks sugarpants! Flattery will get you everywhere!
April 22, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Not gonna let you get by with that one... that would be the MOST obvious place ever
now, now, grasshopper.. nobody expects the obvious. ;)
April 22, 2008 at 3:07 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Dr. Suess' house... his response to the charges? "I will not smoke it with a pipe, I will not smoke it with my wife!"
April 22, 2008 at 3:08 PM
Thanks sugarpants! Flattery will get you everywhere!
Oh and nice try with the Panda vajayjay thingy... I see you are trying to cover all the bases.
April 22, 2008 at 3:13 PM
Wow I hear these comments much better now. And no Doc I keep angel dust in my iPod thank you very much!
...They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mill's wooden leg as it was easier for her to use the leg for bong hits.
April 22, 2008 at 3:17 PM
oh snap! Knight used that idea already. Sorry Knight. I am all out of ideas. I gotta go back to work now...
April 22, 2008 at 3:18 PM
Someone inform Mt. Cat that his fellow New Yawker already beat him to (with) Heather Mills' leg...
April 22, 2008 at 3:18 PM
Shows how Mt Cat and I think alike... Mills was the first thing each of us thought of....
April 22, 2008 at 3:19 PM
...They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Lion's mouth when he kissed the women of YGAKOBT.blogspot.com so the drugs would transfer from one mouth to another without the park rangers suspecting a thing.
April 22, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Dude... that is just creepy. You have oficially taken that Lion kiss thing too far...
LOL!
April 22, 2008 at 3:27 PM
You have oficially taken that Lion kiss thing too far...
I was pretty much thinking the same thing!
April 22, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Hey whatever it takes to love the laides! Giggity giggity goo!
April 22, 2008 at 3:43 PM
I meant ladies...oops Freudian slip....hee hee
(I will have one more Freudian Slip in my TBATHOM tomorrow afternoon!)
April 22, 2008 at 3:44 PM
Giggity giggity goo!
Who wants to chip in to buy Mt Cat a hooker? This guy really needs to get laid!
:p
April 22, 2008 at 3:47 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in the wheel well of Kyle Busch's race car coming back from Mexico City.
(We could only be so lucky)
April 22, 2008 at 3:49 PM
Who wants to chip in to buy Mt Cat a hooker? This guy really needs to get laid!
I won't be chipping in to that...Thats what I spent my entire 20s doing...
LOL J/K
April 22, 2008 at 3:51 PM
Leighann, I don't pay for hookers. Hookers pay me. Alright! Giggity!
April 22, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Leighann, I don't pay for hookers. Hookers pay me. Alright! Giggity!
To do what?
BADA BING!
April 22, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Ahh that is my business Leighann!
:-)~
April 22, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Holy Crap this is a fun place, I have to get by here more often.
my brother used to steal my nickel bags and hide them in the broiler section of the old oven (Mom never cooked) until one day ...
let's just say Mom was pissed but laughing her ass off.
April 22, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Ahh that is my business Leighann!
:-)~
I know you really want to tell me. Feel free to email me privately! :D
April 22, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Watch out for the "Lion Tongue" Leighann... It got Knight this past weekend.
Thanks Dianne... We love having you. Stop by often!
April 22, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Squirrels go nuts on crack
Squirrels ... digging up stashes
By VIRGINIA WHEELER
SQUIRRELS are getting hooked on crack cocaine — hidden by addicts in gardens.
They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.
Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users.
One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack.
“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.
“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”
Other residents have seen squirrels become unusually aggressive.
The RSPCA said: “These animals are big foragers. They are attracted by smell and will dig up what they fancy.
“If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly.”
Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.
They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix.
----
April 22, 2008 at 4:43 PM
"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was inside Sammy Sosa's corked bat."
"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust pizza."
April 22, 2008 at 4:55 PM
WTF is wrong with my Google Reader?? I just get notification of this post?? And all of the Heather Mills answers were already taken!
Shows how Mt Cat and I think alike...
I cannot believe you actually said that outloud - it's bad enough that we all think it *wink*
Horsey Sauce
Only the best condiment is worthy!
April 22, 2008 at 5:10 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Apple Pie's ... well ... Apple Pie!
April 22, 2008 at 5:13 PM
Pat, Have you've gone squirrelly?
Dana, what did I say out loud?
April 22, 2008 at 5:14 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a bowl of okra served to Doc.
April 22, 2008 at 5:15 PM
You didn't say it Mt. Cat, Doc did!! He admitted - out loud - that the two of you think alike! Now, maybe you take that as a compliment? I don't know ...
April 22, 2008 at 5:16 PM
Im " NUTS " and they dont fall far from the tree.........
April 22, 2008 at 5:26 PM
we are all koo-koo.
April 22, 2008 at 5:36 PM
They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a jello mold of a hollow leg presented by Jennifer Willbanks to Al Pacino on the opening night of NBC's new weekly show,"Just keep on believing that."
April 22, 2008 at 9:13 PM
Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.
Mt Cats ear canal, what?
Debbie from Dallas' dildo
Kim Kardashian's supposed butt implants.
The locker belonging to Pricilla Presley's plastic surgeon
April 22, 2008 at 10:44 PM