Get a haircut - hide all your good stuff - don't let aunt becky kick your butt - watch out the mortgage companys are planning a takeover of the country - cancel your check - drink reg coffee
If you didn't know this Sunday is Mother's Day. you all better do something nice for the Moms in your life.
I'm going to insert my Mother's Day pet peeve here ...
I do not expect a Mother's Day card from my husband. In fact, I expect very little from my husband on Mother's Day other than paying for dinner (we have a tradition of IHOP dinner on Mother's Day) and helping the kids - IF THEY ASK - with transportation and $$ for a gift/card. I am NOT my husband's mother, nor do I feel he needs to acknowledge the fact that I parent every single day of the year.
I KNEW he looked familiar!I just can't believe they are claiming insanity. Is their an Evil plee? I mean, if this man was truly insane, would he be able to function in society for 24 years???
Why is all your stuff scrunched together instead of being in a tick list like it usually is???
If they make a pole dancing game I'm gonna go get a Wii and practice so I can compete against the youngest of the Kardashian sisters. I don't know how old she is, but in one episode of "Keeping up with the Kardasians" she was showing all the adults how to swing around the pole. I found it very disturbing and had to turn the channel. And if *I* find it disturbing you KNOW it was bad. ;-)
Jay--The only one I would worry about finding something more disturbing than you would be Matt-Man.
Bina--I was wondering the same thing.
Dana--I have high expectations for Mother's Day. I'm supposed to sleep in and receive breakfast in bed. However, that went out the window with the current job. So, I shall collect another day. But, I do expect my children to behave really well (yeah, I know YJKOBT) and Hubby to bow to my every wish.
Jay - I saw that episode of the Kardashians. The kid was pretending to be on Girls Gone Wild while an adult family friend video taped it for youtube. DISTURBING!
-Does anyone else think that Josef Fritzl, (Mugshot picture to the left) the Austrian man who is accused of keeping his own daughter as a sex slave for 24 years and fathering his own grandchildren looks like the Grinch? - Lord help us all.
I keep trying to get Mama G to start a blog: Mama Hearts Tequila so I say go for it. Oh, and I am more excited about the Indiana Jones movie than anyone but Harrison Ford :) What would the commercials for Wii Pole Dancing be? Would they still have the guys in the little car asking Grandma, "Want to play?"
Being a single parent, Mother's Day is the worst day of the year for me. I don't get flowers, or crappy jewelry or any of the other "kid like" gifts that other moms get. I realize it's not about the gifts, but I'm selfish and I fekking want them!
That guy totally looks like the grinch, LOL!!! I do a pretty mean grinch face if I do say so myslef. Oh, I just did say so myself.
Josef Fritzel. I wish him torture and torment for his remaining years. If he is crazy but him in a straight jacket and a tiny little padded room. Sounds fair to me.
Craigslist is an addiction. I found my job and my apartment on craigslist.
I have never been fond of Wii but now that they offer pole dancing I have to get one. I just have to.
Why do husbands buy crap for their wife on mother's day? I send stuff to my mom and grandmothers. My dad doesn't do shit. Well, he probably calls his mom but that makes sense... right?
I think craigslist is run by a hippy and its just a free for all swap meet on line. You don't pay to sell things on there. My wife just sold some maternity bras that were too small for her. They weren't used just too small. It didn't cost her to sell them... She is putting the rest of her maternity stuff and all the baby's things on there... I am scared my stuff is next!
May 8, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...
thanks Doc Im going to start looking around for stuff i dont need
Pole dancing on the Wii sounds way better than attempting to do so in public...that guy totally looks like the grinch, how creepy! And I know a guy who is hosting an Indiana Jones party where we are all going to get wasted beforehand and he is going to roll out a red carpet for us all to walk on as we go into the movie theater...so yes, there are people as excited as you.
Craig's list is cool - But I would think you'd need to be cautious - somehow. It's not watched over I don't believe.
Doc: Have you ever actually played Guitar Hero! It is sooooo much fun. Seriously, the funniest game I played in a long time, with 80's songs... Ask Pat. She's a pro!
-I found myself in an unusual spot last weekend. I was in the drivers seat while my wife and a lady at Starbucks discussed the difference between coffees. Who the heck cares if it's half Colombian and half Guatemalan ??
-Reason # 632849 why David Archuleta shouldn't be the American Idol = Dude, the "American Idol" should not be from Utah.
-I heard the other day that when Barack Obama spoke in Charlotte last week he entered to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up." Apparently he is not familiar with Rick Rolling. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.
-Man, I really need a haircut.
-I wonder if Aunt Becky would kick my butt if I started a new blog called "Daddy Wants Tequila" ?
-Interesting search note of the week. For some reason in the last week we got a bunch of searches for "homeland security" and similar words that landed on What kind of Rush Are You. Not exactly sure why but they have been from Maryland, Texas, Indiana, Arizona, and California
-Reminder! If you didn't know this Sunday is Mother's Day. you all better do something nice for the Moms in your life.
-Is anyone[Image] else as excited about the new Indiana Jones movie as I am? [Image]
-Does anyone else think that Josef Fritzl, (Mugshot picture to the left) the Austrian man who is accused of keeping his own daughter as a sex slave for 24 years and fathering his own grandchildren looks like the Grinch?
- Lord help us all. My wife has discovered Craigslist. She wants to sell everything now that she has had some success with it. I now must hide everything that I don't want sold or risk another "cassette tapes" incident... LOL!
-Speaking of the Internet, I think that my wife and I may be in the process of being screwed out of an item we bought on Ebay for our son. We bought a sort of plastic play fence (like 2 of these) to keep him contained and since they are discontinued we got a good deal or so it seemed because we got 2 of them for $135. But since we payed for them we are getting no communication from the seller about being able to pick them up. I think we are getting screwed and I am not happy about it.
-What exactly is so interesting about A-Rod's wife? She pops up on the news every few months for something or another. Who cares?
-I am not making this up. I heard that Nintendo is developing a pole dancing game for the Wii... Yeesh, and I thought Guitar Hero was bad, now video games are going to inspire a whole new generation of strippers.
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Close this window Jump to comment formYes, he looks like the Grinch.
Hey! Pole dancing! Now I can start properly training Chile #2 for her future career!
So funny about Melissa and Starbucks!!! Is she a coffeeholic too?
May 8, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Can I give you some stuff to sell for me on Craigslist? It'll keep her away from your stuff for awhile.
May 8, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Get a haircut - hide all your good stuff - don't let aunt becky kick your butt - watch out the mortgage companys are planning a takeover of the country - cancel your check - drink reg coffee
May 8, 2008 at 12:25 PM
I am excited for the Wii fitness...but stripper games would certainly win out!
May 8, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I need Tequila. *hicup*
May 8, 2008 at 12:38 PM
If you didn't know this Sunday is Mother's Day. you all better do something nice for the Moms in your life.
I'm going to insert my Mother's Day pet peeve here ...
I do not expect a Mother's Day card from my husband. In fact, I expect very little from my husband on Mother's Day other than paying for dinner (we have a tradition of IHOP dinner on Mother's Day) and helping the kids - IF THEY ASK - with transportation and $$ for a gift/card. I am NOT my husband's mother, nor do I feel he needs to acknowledge the fact that I parent every single day of the year.
OK, rant over, soap box pushed under the bed ...
May 8, 2008 at 12:42 PM
I KNEW he looked familiar!I just can't believe they are claiming insanity. Is their an Evil plee? I mean, if this man was truly insane, would he be able to function in society for 24 years???
Why is all your stuff scrunched together instead of being in a tick list like it usually is???
Hmmm, pole dancing. Now that's just ... weird.
May 8, 2008 at 12:47 PM
If they make a pole dancing game I'm gonna go get a Wii and practice so I can compete against the youngest of the Kardashian sisters. I don't know how old she is, but in one episode of "Keeping up with the Kardasians" she was showing all the adults how to swing around the pole. I found it very disturbing and had to turn the channel. And if *I* find it disturbing you KNOW it was bad. ;-)
May 8, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I am all over that pole dancing game! How fun! Just another reason I love the Wii.
The guy REALLY does look like the Grinch.
Are you sure your wife is only selling things of Craigslist? I hear their Intimate Ecounters area is popular....
May 8, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Jay--The only one I would worry about finding something more disturbing than you would be Matt-Man.
Bina--I was wondering the same thing.
Dana--I have high expectations for Mother's Day. I'm supposed to sleep in and receive breakfast in bed. However, that went out the window with the current job. So, I shall collect another day. But, I do expect my children to behave really well (yeah, I know YJKOBT) and Hubby to bow to my every wish.
May 8, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Jay - I saw that episode of the Kardashians. The kid was pretending to be on Girls Gone Wild while an adult family friend video taped it for youtube. DISTURBING!
May 8, 2008 at 1:06 PM
-Does anyone else think that Josef Fritzl, (Mugshot picture to the left) the Austrian man who is accused of keeping his own daughter as a sex slave for 24 years and fathering his own grandchildren looks like the Grinch? - Lord help us all.
HA HA HA GOOD ONE!
May 8, 2008 at 1:27 PM
I keep trying to get Mama G to start a blog: Mama Hearts Tequila so I say go for it. Oh, and I am more excited about the Indiana Jones movie than anyone but Harrison Ford :)
What would the commercials for Wii Pole Dancing be? Would they still have the guys in the little car asking Grandma, "Want to play?"
May 8, 2008 at 1:40 PM
Ahhh, much better. Thanks for fixing Doc!
May 8, 2008 at 1:52 PM
Being a single parent, Mother's Day is the worst day of the year for me. I don't get flowers, or crappy jewelry or any of the other "kid like" gifts that other moms get. I realize it's not about the gifts, but I'm selfish and I fekking want them!
That guy totally looks like the grinch, LOL!!! I do a pretty mean grinch face if I do say so myslef. Oh, I just did say so myself.
Sorry, I've had too much coffee today...
May 8, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Sorry ya'll I just got back from my meeting... Took forever.
May 8, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Doc , I'm not sure I need help from the Lord that YOUR wife found Craigslist. LOL
Like I said, hide your good stuff!
May 8, 2008 at 2:04 PM
Why is all your stuff scrunched together instead of being in a tick list like it usually is???
Sorry, I was trying something new with the line breaks to see if it worked better and it auto posted at 12:01 pm while I was out... I fixed it.
May 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM
"I wonder if Aunt Becky would kick my butt if I started a new blog called "Daddy Wants Tequila"
No, I think I might marry you if you did that :)
May 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Josef Fritzel. I wish him torture and torment for his remaining years. If he is crazy but him in a straight jacket and a tiny little padded room. Sounds fair to me.
Craigslist is an addiction. I found my job and my apartment on craigslist.
I have never been fond of Wii but now that they offer pole dancing I have to get one. I just have to.
Why do husbands buy crap for their wife on mother's day? I send stuff to my mom and grandmothers. My dad doesn't do shit. Well, he probably calls his mom but that makes sense... right?
May 8, 2008 at 2:15 PM
No, I think I might marry you if you did that :)
:o
May 8, 2008 at 2:21 PM
Knight... Craigslist an addiction?? ... If my wife tries to sell me on there please somebody call for an intervention.
Jay... Holy Cow I never thought you of all people would find that disturbing... God help Bruce Jenner.
May 8, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Doc- She probably already has a profile for you posted. She will be pimping you out to strangers for extra cash.
May 8, 2008 at 2:43 PM
whats the difference between selling on Ebay and craigslist?
May 8, 2008 at 2:44 PM
I am scared now !!
May 8, 2008 at 2:45 PM
I think craigslist is run by a hippy and its just a free for all swap meet on line. You don't pay to sell things on there. My wife just sold some maternity bras that were too small for her. They weren't used just too small. It didn't cost her to sell them... She is putting the rest of her maternity stuff and all the baby's things on there... I am scared my stuff is next!
May 8, 2008 at 2:47 PM
thanks Doc
Im going to start looking around for stuff i dont need
May 8, 2008 at 2:52 PM
On Craigslist you can have discreet sexual encounters....ah...so I'm told.
May 8, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Pole dancing on the Wii sounds way better than attempting to do so in public...that guy totally looks like the grinch, how creepy! And I know a guy who is hosting an Indiana Jones party where we are all going to get wasted beforehand and he is going to roll out a red carpet for us all to walk on as we go into the movie theater...so yes, there are people as excited as you.
May 8, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Karitag... I love the idea of an Indiana Jones party !!!
May 8, 2008 at 3:14 PM
Craig's list is cool - But I would think you'd need to be cautious - somehow. It's not watched over I don't believe.
Doc: Have you ever actually played Guitar Hero! It is sooooo much fun. Seriously, the funniest game I played in a long time, with 80's songs... Ask Pat. She's a pro!
May 8, 2008 at 4:24 PM
TMC - I am with you on the "discreet" sexual encounters...not that I've ever had any...I've only heard...
*cough, cough*
May 8, 2008 at 4:48 PM
I was a part of the test group for the stripper game... what?
May 8, 2008 at 5:00 PM
We could buy Doc on Craigslist? OOOOH!!!!
May 8, 2008 at 5:02 PM
Why do I want to buy that game?? Something is seriously wrong with me, lol!
May 8, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Did someone say Pole Dancing? I have a Wii, So ummm I have to get that game, that is how I am going to be paying for gas!!!!
hell yeah he looks like the grinch... I would love to just shake the hell out of him!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!! I need a hair cut too!
Want me to open a can of whip ass on the Ebay seller? I got you back I am a REH Angel!!! LOL
Toodles!!
May 8, 2008 at 5:26 PM
That guy really does look like the grinch!
Good luck with hiding everything for the Craigslist selling, one of my girl friends is doing the same thing to her husband. LOL
May 8, 2008 at 6:07 PM
I love the pole dancing idea!!!
May 8, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Are you saying Craigslist is dangerous? For husbands only? LOL
I have been planning on looking into it, as I hate Ebay.
Hope you get your items. Keep bugging the seller big time.
Yes, that man is Grinh like in so many ways.
Get a haircut dude, and do it while listening to Haircut 100!
Pole dancing for Wii, yeah...NOT! I'd break the pole.
I am going to Spamalot on Mom's Day and hoping I get spoiled even more.
May 8, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Lucky SMB!! I'd LOVE to go to Spamalot!
May 9, 2008 at 6:29 AM