Obama lived in Hawaii. That means he's all over the Asia Pacific situation, right?
Definitely a Letterman worthy list...
September 5, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Top Ten Things Overheard at the Republican National Convention [Image] 10. 'I didn't know that John McCain was in Abe Lincoln's cabinet too?'
9. 'Sorry Senator Craig, I don't have the bathroom key. How'd you get in here anyway?'
8. 'Sarah Palin's daughter is Jamie Lynn Spears?'
7. 'Mitt can Mitt my ass.'
6. 'I, Mike Huckabee, believe that John McCain has evolved to become a great American President.'
5. 'No Mrs. Palin. There will not be a swimsuit competition.'
4. 'Yeah Mrs. McCain, I'm sure you would beat Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition if there was one.'
3. 'Yes my name is Mel Martinez...I was invited to be here as a guest speaker....Mel Martinez....Mel Martinez...Mel....ah a senator from Florida...M.A.R.T.I.N.E.Z...'
2. 'Good morning Vice President Cheney. Do you have an extra pair of Depends that John can borrow?' (Yeah I know that was mean).
1. 'When I am president I will make sure we exit Vietna...er...Iraq swiftly and smoothly.'
I am out of the office today. Have a great weekend everyone!
- The Mountain Cat
posted by The Mountain Cat at 12:00 AM on Sep 5, 2008
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Close this window Jump to comment formlol... Hope you all have a great weekend..
Hugs,
Lesley
September 5, 2008 at 2:37 AM
Bristol Palin "Mom, have you seen my Stridex? Ooh the baby just kicked"
September 5, 2008 at 6:54 AM
Does this mean that Lynn Spears might make a good VP as well?
September 5, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Great list. Everyone have a great weekend!
September 5, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Brilliant! a list Letterman would envy.
September 5, 2008 at 10:19 AM
I would prefer Lynn Spears over Sarah Palin.
And you forgot to mention Cindy McCain saying that Alaska's proximity to Russia "bolsters" Palin's foreign policy credentials...
Oh wait, you guys are just kidding...and Cindy McCain really said that. Oops. My bad.
September 5, 2008 at 10:36 AM
"No Mrs. Palin, there will not be a shooting competition between you and Dick Cheney."
September 5, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Have a wonderful weekend, and a great day off!
September 5, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Obama lived in Hawaii. That means he's all over the Asia Pacific situation, right?
Definitely a Letterman worthy list...
September 5, 2008 at 12:43 PM