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Blogger Jay said...

Ben Franklin is the punctual plumber.

I hear that all the time on radio and tv ads around here.

I want to kill Ben Franklin.

January 31, 2008 at 9:04 AM

Blogger DirkStar said...

Ted Kennedy "came out"?

And he endorsed Obama?



Wow, I always thought he was a little gay...

January 31, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Blogger Doc said...

Jay - Oh my goodness you are forced to hear that too... I thought it was a local outfit. Good grief that is teh worst radio commercial ever.

Dirk - Ummmm dude, the joke is supposed to be the Jose Cuervo part of that line...

January 31, 2008 at 9:14 AM

Blogger Leighann said...

You have just as much odd crap running through your brain that I do. How do you sleep at night? :)

January 31, 2008 at 9:17 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

Jose Cuervo as VP, that would be an interesting term of office....

When JK Rowling invades your mind you need to find help, quick!!!!

As usual quite random.
Sound like the strange things that run through my mind when I want to fall asleep.

January 31, 2008 at 9:47 AM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Obama drove Ted along the Chapaquitic. Ted got the hint and decided to endorse him.

January 31, 2008 at 10:06 AM

Blogger Doc said...

Leighann - I sleep good... and I have read the stuff that runs around in your head... Let's just say I am glad we don't sleep in teh same bed - yours sounds dangerous!!

Penelope - There is nothing wrong with Rowling... Actually I think of that every time I hear the Who's "The Seeker" Classic tune. I love the lyrics: "I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Timothy Leary but he couldn't help me either...they call me the Seeker...I've been searching low and high" Give that song a listen it's boss.

Mt Cat - Dude none of ya'll are getting the Jose Cuervo thing oh well... I knew I should have left off the minority part. I had originally planned to say that Ted Kennedy was going to endorese Jack Daniels as Vive President, Jim Beam and secretary of State and MD 20/20 for HUD secretary but decided against it...

January 31, 2008 at 10:29 AM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doesn't Ted Kennedy look like W.C. Fields? And they both had drinking problems.

'Gimme a shot o' whisky my lil' chickadee.'

January 31, 2008 at 10:39 AM

Blogger Leighann said...

You mean to tell me violent tendancies frighten you? :)

January 31, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Blogger Jahooni said...

Boo-Berry also sounds like a Kool-Aid flavor.

Okay, what is wrong with a Pre-Emptive Sick Day?? Wouldn't it be better to miss one day than to miss 3 or 4 days? I am home today because I started feeling a little run down (taking my AirBourne as we speak) Oh wait, I am home because I have to pick my BIL up at LAX. Nevermind. But still I am all for that.

January 31, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Blogger Karen said...

Gretta Van Susteren is a Scientologist. I don't really like her much, butg I always thought she was somewhat logical. Guess I was wrong.

And I know the power of the pre-emptive sick day. It works wonders.

January 31, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Blogger DrillerAA said...

Ya gotta love a dog that doubles as a garbage disposal and trash compactor.

January 31, 2008 at 12:33 PM

Blogger DirkStar said...

Oh, Mexican humor...

Funny.

January 31, 2008 at 12:35 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Leighann - Um yeah. Didn't you once say something about lighting him on fire? J/K LOL!

Jahooni - EXACTLY - call it what it is... A lazy day ;-)

Karen - She had me fooled too.

drilleraa - Sounds like you have a furry cockroach too.

Dirk - NO NO NO NO!!! It's Ted Kennedy lush humor not Mexican humor!!!!!!!!!

January 31, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Blogger Jahooni said...

I am soooo not being lazy today. I have commented on a crap load of blogs this morning... now that is hard work! ;-)

January 31, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It used to be that you couldn't really "log" in a "sick" day unless you were sick, and you only got so many sick days, and these days could not be rolled over to the next year... But now I can choose to add 2, or 3 of these so called "sick" days to my "vacation" days - or even add on a "personal" day or a "float holiday" to create extended time off. So why don't they just give us a total number of "days off" and stop calling them by all these different names or care if I'm sick or need personal time or am floating a holiday...

January 31, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Blogger Dana said...

MySpace exhists for those 18 and under who claim they are 18 and over.

Pre-emptive sick day = Mental Health Day

January 31, 2008 at 1:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with you, Dana...that's what I call 'em, too. Just a day that I need to take cuz I'm sick of workin'!

January 31, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Jahooni - Oh so now it's hard work having to read and comment on my blog ??

Christine - my favorite is the "float" day... What the heck? It's like if you work on the fourth of July then you can float it until later... So if you take that day in August will they still shoot off fireworks?

Dana - I am pretty sure the person who told me that could use lots of mental health days...

Leap O - Sick of working... can youget a doctors note for that?

January 31, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

I've thought about setting him on fire, sure.

I've also thought about disolving him in acid, or shoving a pack of C4 up his ass when he rips a juicy fart in bed and then laughs about it.

Is that wrong?

January 31, 2008 at 4:19 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Nah... It's all good. Just don't lasso me with that golden lasso ;-)

January 31, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Don't tell me you're scared of the lasso of truth!! :)

January 31, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Blogger none said...

I'm always surprised when I hear someone is a scientologist. How can anyone be that brainwashed and whacko?

January 31, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Blogger ZenDenizen said...

That's it, I'm deleting MySpace, I never understood it anyway...

February 1, 2008 at 5:15 PM

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