Princess Pruneberry - I am dying over here... BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAA !

For some reason I see this character on the box portrayed as a silver haired granny without her false teeth in!

February 8, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Just off the top of my head here are a few more for ya'll:

1. Winehouses (beehives covered with powdered sugar)
2. Tryptophan Crunch
3. Flava-Flavs
4. Cheery Ho's
5. Hypodermic Surprise (Roger Clemens endorses this)
6. Bucket Full O' Bunions
7. Moth Balls and Buttermilk
8. Rosie O'Donnell Puffs
9. Rancid Explosion
10. Honey Nut Backwash

February 8, 2008 at 2:12 PM

The prize at the bottom of a Weedies Cereal box is a little bag of Doritos.

"3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!"

After breakfast you look at the box and scream "I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!"

February 8, 2008 at 2:16 PM

"Cluster F--k" popped into my head. Sorry, just that kind of a day I suppose!

February 8, 2008 at 2:16 PM

How about Wonton Waffers?

February 8, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Jay: Doritos!!! OMG I am cracking up!

Chris: Cluster***ks!. Help!! I am turning red! ahahahahahahah

February 8, 2008 at 2:19 PM

As much as I hate to give away my brilliant ideas - I'm hoping they invent the Twinkie Bite. A small, round, spongy ball with cream inside! Yummy.

Man, what kinda blogs are gonna follow now!

February 8, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Jay - I thought it was Funyuns instead of Doritos....

February 8, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Count Cronicula Cereal.

February 8, 2008 at 2:31 PM

Very funny!

February 8, 2008 at 2:39 PM

Tom Jones' Chest Hair....

Whoops wrong post

February 8, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Drug Mule Surprise Grains

February 8, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Drug Mule Surprise Grains


I don't want to find out what the secret toy surprise is in there...

February 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM

Oh my gawd you guys, this is hysterical!!

I can't think of a damn thing to add to it either!

February 8, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Cream of Flaxseed. (Barry Bonds endorses this)

February 8, 2008 at 3:11 PM

How about....

Cornhole Crispies
Clitorious Surprise (serve warm)

February 8, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Nippy Bits O'Plenty
Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)

February 8, 2008 at 3:13 PM

A few more:

-Paparazzi's (this one was rejected because no celebrity would endorse them)

-Embalm Os (served in America's finest funeral parlors)

-Black Tar Smacks (had trouble with import/export regualtions)

-19 and 0s (everyone knows what happened there)

February 8, 2008 at 3:18 PM

ROFL @ Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)

February 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM

-Golden Shower Grahams.

-Pillow Bites.

-Lego My Ego. (breakfast food anyway).

-Ebonics Alpha-Bits.

-The Secret Cereal (You don't eat it, you just wish for it).

February 8, 2008 at 3:31 PM

"Golden Shower Grahams" EW! LOL

Berry Menstrual Cruch

February 8, 2008 at 3:49 PM

Crud Cakes (they're microwavable!)

I have to stop now!!

February 8, 2008 at 3:50 PM

I think we have corrupted Leighann...

February 8, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Chocolate Cock Blocks

February 8, 2008 at 4:01 PM

oh BTW, did hear there is a video of Pedro Martinez at a cockfight in DR? OMG!

February 8, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Yeah you have corrupted me, because I was totally innocent before all this started!

February 8, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Doc,
How about Colonel Potter cereal: Beaver Biscuits!

February 8, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Save that Colonel Potter. We can use for a different list if you know what I mean.

Leighann - Yeah innocent as the pure driven snow....

February 8, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Crunchy frogs?

No wait.. that's a Whizzo Chocolate... dang!

February 8, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Anndi,
Do you even take the bones out?

February 8, 2008 at 4:31 PM

Well the they wouldn't be crunchy, would they?

February 8, 2008 at 4:33 PM

This parrot is no more! Thanks for stopping by Anndi. Good stuff.

February 8, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Mountain Cat,
I have to say, I love a man who can recite Monty Python.

SMOOCH

February 8, 2008 at 4:44 PM

Thanks Anndi!
I bet ya do I bet'cha do. nudge nudge say no more say no more say no more! :)...

February 8, 2008 at 4:53 PM

I knew I was going to get a great laugh from this place right here.. Ya'll guys are a hoot! Love this hangout!

Shalom
Single

February 8, 2008 at 4:58 PM

Thanks Single in the City!

Oh I forgot about this cereal:

Feedbag O' Oats

February 8, 2008 at 5:01 PM

O Me God! This is what attracts me to come back to a place like this.
You all rock!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coco Bum Crunch
Never Soggy!

I'm sooo sorry for that!!!!

February 8, 2008 at 6:30 PM

Cheerio Blow Holes

Quaker Nuts in your Trunks

Rice Crispy Titties

Booger Berry Bunches of Oats

February 8, 2008 at 8:06 PM

TMC- since you mentioned Wonton Waffer cereal... it made me think: Did you ever find the Wonton Thief?

February 8, 2008 at 8:09 PM

Jahooooooni,

Thank you for your follow up on the wontons. I posted flyers all over midtown but I recieved no calls. I assume that the wontons are either on their way to a landfill in south Jersey or have changed shaped and are floating in a sewer near Madison Avenue. Sadly, I will have to move on and lead some semblance of a life. *sniff*

February 8, 2008 at 11:21 PM

Mic-T, Thank you for coming by. More good stuff to come. I got some wacky ideas now that my medicine prescription has expired....

February 8, 2008 at 11:24 PM

For those who don't know. Mt. CAt and I used to sit around and write lists like this. This "rejected cereal names" idea is probably from about 15 years ago. We have others that we are going to share with you and ask your help with as well...

February 9, 2008 at 8:05 AM

cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)

June 16, 2008 at 2:06 AM

cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)

June 16, 2008 at 2:06 AM