Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for banning Dancing with the stars from TV in Indonesia beacuse it causes amnesia.
Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for spending public funds in 'reputable' institutions (headed by recently immigrated and newly appointed Eliot Spitzer).
Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!
MUWAHAHAHA!
Looks like I'll have some interesting reading when I get home tonight... woooooohoooooooo!
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Tourism. They just spent thousands printing the new slogan. Indonesia vist us for a relaxing lay.
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.
BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.
I heard they had stock in pharmaceuticals!!Apparently they also wanted to boost the Viagra sales.
BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for I'm so fricken late, how can I get a peach?
April 16, 2008 at 6:54 AM
[Image] This week we are heading to the other side of the world for Tuesday word game. The article this week's game comes from is interesting to say the least. Apparently the massage parlor industry in Jakarta is so out of control that they have to padlock the pants of the masseuses to keep them from prostitution. I think that sounds pretty severe and I wonder who has the key? But I digress.
While that is pretty funny in and of itself what I find most odd is the government minister who is quoted in the article. I am not making this up, Indonesia actually has a State Minister for Women's Empowerment. What the hell?? I wonder what exactly is is this person does all day? I guess looking for different ways to empower women and checking up on the hookers in the massage parlors.
Reading that got me to wondering what other kind of odd government ministries they have in Indonesia? Let's make a few up. Complete the news article with an interesting (and funny) government ministry job this government may have and the best wins a peach.
JAKARTA (Reuters) - A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying.
The recently implemented policy in the tourist area of Batu was misguided, State Minister for Women's Empowerment Meuthia Hatta told the Jakarta Post on Thursday.
"It is not the right way to prevent promiscuity. It insults women as if they are the ones in the wrong," Hatta said.
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for _______________ .
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Close this window Jump to comment formAlso quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for LoJack.
April 15, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for banning Dancing with the stars from TV in Indonesia beacuse it causes amnesia.
April 15, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Department of Rub-N-Tug.
April 15, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Man, you are on a DWTS bashing rampage today! WUWT?
April 15, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for funny motivational posters
April 15, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belts R Us. "We were not offered to quote on that contract".
April 15, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for wiping that smug ass smile off Bill Belechick's face.
April 15, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for locksmith training
April 15, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the United Sex Workers Union.
April 15, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Protection of Lock Picker Rights.
April 15, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belt Manufacturing
April 15, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for No Lockboxnooky. Their mission is to abolish this new blueball law.
April 15, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of extramarital affairs
April 15, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for abolotion of stinky massage oil and lotions.
April 15, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Indochina Sucky-Sucky House of Prostitutes.
April 15, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Male Subjugation.
April 15, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of nude Tuesdays and topless Thursdays.
April 15, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of suspenders.
April 15, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Silly Walks.
no wait.. that's something else...
April 15, 2008 at 12:58 PM
I was wondering if someone would say Silly Walks... It was the first thing I thought of when I read that article.
April 15, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Scary isn't it?
April 15, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Terrifying :o
April 15, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Shiatsu 指圧
April 15, 2008 at 1:13 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Keeping the Olympic torch safe.... errr Former Minister
April 15, 2008 at 1:15 PM
State Minister for Outrages, but of course, he was ignored.
April 15, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for GAG BALLS and MUZZLES.
(It is a slipperly slope.)
April 15, 2008 at 1:20 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for anti-massage chiropractors who love you looooong time.
April 15, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Damn I'm going to have to dust of my old brain for this one!
Anndi, where you been all damn day?
April 15, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Freak and Fetish Equality.
April 15, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Geriatric Greatness.
April 15, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Heather Mills. "No one else will have her!"
April 15, 2008 at 1:34 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister Sir Fucks-a-lot
April 15, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Fabulous and Feelin It! Indonesia's premier gay and lesbian hot spot!
April 15, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Lumberjack protective services
April 15, 2008 at 1:42 PM
Anndi, where you been all damn day?
MOI? Trying not to get stuck in this comment section... again... I failed. ;)
April 15, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Rodent and Vermine Equality.
April 15, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!
MUWAHAHAHA!
April 15, 2008 at 1:46 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for spending public funds in 'reputable' institutions (headed by recently immigrated and newly appointed Eliot Spitzer).
April 15, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Icky Heather Mills jokes.
April 15, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!
MUWAHAHAHA!
Looks like I'll have some interesting reading when I get home tonight... woooooohoooooooo!
April 15, 2008 at 1:50 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the proliferation of hot email sex.
April 15, 2008 at 1:52 PM
Looks like I'll have some interesting reading when I get home tonight... woooooohoooooooo!
Yes, yes you will! Should I send you my phone number? ;)
April 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for fingerprint access control technology.
April 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for We're Not China House pet Free Food Association.
April 15, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Yes, yes you will! Should I send you my phone number? ;)
so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear?;p
April 15, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Microchip Your Wife Corporation.
April 15, 2008 at 2:00 PM
so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear?;p
Do you want that before or after the heavy breathing and slurping sounds?
April 15, 2008 at 2:00 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Leighann & Anndi's Sex Tape Distributor.
:-)~
April 15, 2008 at 2:10 PM
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April 15, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chia Pet pornography
April 15, 2008 at 2:14 PM
Leighann & Anndi's Sex Tape Distributor.
Mt Cat, everyone already knows that's YOU!
April 15, 2008 at 2:15 PM
Chi Chi Chi Chia! **shakes ass**
April 15, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Leighann & Anndi,
Listening to you two makes me happy that I am still single.
:-).... *sigh*
April 15, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Mt. Cat Poaching
April 15, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Mt Cat, if you only knew what we said behind closed doors. Or in private emails! :D
April 15, 2008 at 2:22 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Dirty Doctors & Naughty Nurses.
April 15, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Mt. Cat Poaching
DOH!
April 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Mt Cat... we have to do something about that...
April 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??
April 15, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Mt Cat, if you only knew what we said behind closed doors. Or in private emails! :D
*giggles*
April 15, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??
You rang Doctor?
April 15, 2008 at 2:27 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Anteater Poaching
April 15, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??
Yes please!
April 15, 2008 at 2:32 PM
Leighann & Anndi, Then come to Jersey to visit me. I am known as the Quagmire of Jersey City! Giggity Giggity Giggity! ;)
April 15, 2008 at 2:48 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Peach-looking water towers.
April 15, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Hey Vin... FYI,
NFL Schedule just released. 4 days before Christmas Carolina Panthers AT NY Giants... Guess where I will be ????
April 15, 2008 at 2:58 PM
ummm...Mt. Cat.....u live in jersey city? like 15 minutes from me? i never realized this!
April 15, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Also quoted was the Minister for womans Communications, who always was quoted as teaching them to "Reach out and Touch Someone)
April 15, 2008 at 3:01 PM
Yeah Karen, You need to come to party town. JC is where it's at!
April 15, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Karen, you can probably hear his Mt Cat roar as he prowls the mean streets
April 15, 2008 at 3:04 PM
...on his trusty PATH train.
April 15, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Lets Wish one of our fellow Bloggers and MTCats Sister and my dearest Cousin a HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE! Have a great year! Ilove You!!!!!
April 15, 2008 at 3:07 PM
LOL - I was going to say you have to come to Montclair and whoop it up with us. We have a fun scene here.
April 15, 2008 at 3:12 PM
Karen, Sure I haven't been to Monclair in a while. Can I bring Yogi?
April 15, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Yogi is here. I see him at church from time to time.
April 15, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Tourism. They just spent thousands printing the new slogan. Indonesia vist us for a relaxing lay.
April 15, 2008 at 3:22 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.
April 15, 2008 at 3:24 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chuck Norris-isms
April 15, 2008 at 3:26 PM
Happy Birthday Christine!!!!!!
April 15, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Pat - Check out the Dancing with stars comments if you want to see what we came up with for Christine's Birthday.
April 15, 2008 at 3:39 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Happy Endings equal Low Divorce Rates.
April 15, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the 10,000 women Wilt Chamberlain slept with.
April 15, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Thanks Doc
I was out this morning I could have been rambling on and on...
April 15, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Welcome Back Merry Sunshine... Thats a good one!
April 15, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Thanks for the Birthday wish Pat! I love you too.
April 15, 2008 at 3:53 PM
This is an outage, was Indondesia's State Ministier for Prositiutes R Us.
April 15, 2008 at 3:54 PM
This is an outage, Indonesia's State Minister for Equal Vajayjay Rights
April 15, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Quoted as saying "This is an outrage!" ws Indonesia's State Minister for Men's Right to Masseuse Sex
April 15, 2008 at 3:57 PM
(I love the way Bina types... ya'll remember the "dust cropping" ? )
:p
April 15, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Also quoted as sahying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Women's Rights for Wild Moneky Sex
April 15, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Hey, it's my keyboard!!! LOL Plus I'm doing this while I work!
April 15, 2008 at 3:59 PM
Plus I have band aids on two different fingers!
April 15, 2008 at 3:59 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outage", was Indonesia's State Minister for YJKOBT sexual fantasy time!
LOL
April 15, 2008 at 4:01 PM
I am just picking with you Bina... I kid because I care.
BTW - You are kicking butt on this today - this is gonna be a tough decision on the Peach
April 15, 2008 at 4:03 PM
Hi Bina. Did use use OUTAGE instead of OUTRAGE because of where you work :)
April 15, 2008 at 4:17 PM
This is an outage, Indonesia's State Minister for Equal Vajayjay Rights
^ Bina that was a good one :)
April 15, 2008 at 4:19 PM
Bina's is a good one Lu..... I like it.
BTW - Has anyone seen Jahooni ?
April 15, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Holy shit! 96 comments already? Hope I'm not repeating anyone's comment ...
"Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Gettin' Giggy With The Wiggy"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggy+with+the+wiggy
April 15, 2008 at 4:27 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Department of I.S.T, (Illegal Sex Trade), Mr. Weeskru Yu.
April 15, 2008 at 4:29 PM
BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.
April 15, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Indonesia vist us for a relaxing lay.
Good thing they spelled it that way... or they'd be in trouble with Hawaii.
April 15, 2008 at 5:33 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.
I heard they had stock in pharmaceuticals!!Apparently they also wanted to boost the Viagra sales.
April 15, 2008 at 5:36 PM
BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.
Jay... SMOOCH
April 15, 2008 at 5:38 PM
No why did Jay have to throw some logic in ??
April 15, 2008 at 6:11 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Free Prostitution.
Well, I've been meaning to play along for a while... late entry!
April 15, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belts of Yesteryear.
Just to throw another one into the mix ;)
April 15, 2008 at 6:54 PM
Chastity belts of yesteryear!
*giggle*
April 15, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for I'm so fricken late, how can I get a peach?
April 16, 2008 at 6:54 AM