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Blogger Doc said...

How did I add Dragon to the name?? - AND WHERE ARE MY DAMM WON TONS ????

April 23, 2008 at 1:01 PM

Blogger Doc said...

TBATHOM = AKA War and freakin' Peace

April 23, 2008 at 1:08 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Damn I miss those won-tons.
Doc, I think I confused this place with that restaurant that we always went to in Charlotte. I think it was called R.J. Dragons??? Is that the correct name?

April 23, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Hey leave me alone Doc! There should not be a cap on comedy or my art!! Besides your random thoughts are epic too!!

April 23, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Blogger Doc said...

LOL @ RJ Dragons...(watch out for the Daves Insanity Poo-Poo platter)

My picking on the percieved length of your rambling thoughts was my artistic license... It's comedy my good man... LOL!

Man, I am funny!

April 23, 2008 at 1:14 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Wow you sure have a lot floating around in your head. No wonder your ears were stuffed up.

I don't even know where to start commenting on it all.... so I guess I'll just flash my boobs!

April 23, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Maybe this TBATHOM is too long considering who the other two people have made comments so far....oh well volley back to you.

April 23, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

nevermind. Hi. Leighann.

April 23, 2008 at 1:18 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy the Yankee ticket or you'll probably regret it later...you're too much of a fan NOT to go!! Plus, the price will probably only go up if you wait too much longer...

Curve does smell great...it's one of my favs! Yeah...thanks, Walter! (I sit right behind Vince, so I get a whiff from time to time...)

As for my choice in music, suck it up, man! I happen to like that song...and I did make a change from Z100 since they play the same songs every hour. However, I will consider requests if you're in the mood for something else...

LeapOFaith

PS - Doc, TMC DOES have too much time on his hands today. LOL!!

April 23, 2008 at 1:20 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

I almost clicked the Brad Pitt link JUST to make sure....

We used to say You think you're hot shit on a silver platter but you're just a cold turd on a paper plate

Ric Ocasek is more than likely a wildcat in bed. Either that or he dopes her up.

I was about to slap the shit out of you for using "dude" and "dudette" so much.

How dare you defile Edgar Allen Poe like that?!

Final game ever at Yankee Stadium? Buy it.

I play quiet music everyday at naptime, usually top 40, so I hear that song too! If only the kids could sleep through my Arena Rock station!

April 23, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leighann - I like your version better...TMC's was just gross!

LeapOFaith

April 23, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Blogger Miss Merry Sunshine said...

I DID click the Brad Pitt link...I'm that gullible. Even when you tell me it's a fake I still have to make sure.

I'm not supossed to be on here...I have no will power. I wonder if I can disable the internet for a day?

April 23, 2008 at 1:23 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes there is someone named Fallopia in the world, you asshole!
Now leave me alone.

April 23, 2008 at 1:24 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Ok, I like John Mayer and that song is better than "Wonderland"

I don't know about the rest of them but Danica is married

That Poe list gave me a headache... I am truly greatful you dropped that idea.

SSSSPpppeeeeewwwww may be my new most annoying word in the history of human speech

Your freaky movie reminds me of that old show tales from the darkside

Ozzy Ozbourne sounds like the Geico lizard with Parkinson's disease

April 23, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

*takes a bow* Thanks LeapO!

Miss Merry it'll be 10 times worse if you disable your internet because you'll be sitting there wondering what we're all up to AND hoping that you'll be able restore your connection easily!

April 23, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Fallopia must have something stuck in her ass. *cough*bitch*cough*

*giggle*

April 23, 2008 at 1:27 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes there is someone named Fallopia in the world, you asshole!
Now leave me alone.



BWAHHAHAHAHAAA - She told you!!!

April 23, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Leah Remini and Katherine Heigl are married as well.

Katherine Heigl also smokes like a chimney. That may be a turn on for some though?!

April 23, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy the g-d Yankee ticket you cheap bastard!!

April 23, 2008 at 1:30 PM

Blogger Doc said...

To steal a line from Anndi from yesterday Fallopia may have something stuck in her vajayjay.

April 23, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

It would go something like this: 'Janet, I just love your breast...ah...I mean dress'. Pass me the p**** Mario... ah...I mean peanuts.

I wonder if there is a woman in the world named Fallopia? Check the birth records in Harlem; JOKING :)

How did I add Dragon to the name??
Maybe that's how your ass felt after lunch and so your mind just incorporated it into the name of the eatert.

April 23, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Blogger Jay said...

Yeah Rick Rolling is all the rage in forums and chat rooms. It was pretty funny the first few times. The next 7,000,000 times? Not so much. LOL

I'm glad you passed on the Poe idea. That would have been brutal.

April 23, 2008 at 1:38 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann: Your boobs are welcome here anytime.

Miss Merry Sunshine: You are a memeber of the cyber darkside like us. Enjoy it, why fight it?

Doc: You just make up these dislikes just to be my advesary.

Fallopia: Welcome to my blog.
Sorry I agitated you...twice apparently.

Richardhead: Thank you for stopping by. But please don't be a dick.

Lu': No Harlem jokes..unless of course you live there?

That restaurant R.J. Gators has great southern fried Dragon tail. Yummy.

April 23, 2008 at 1:40 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

That name sounds like it could be old south too, As Scarlette and Falopia sat on the veranda sipping mint julips, Rhett appeared and Scarlette beckond him breathlessly to come hither...

April 23, 2008 at 1:40 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Jay, you should come up with a Cynical Bastard Roll.

Oh well, time for lunch. I think I will get a sushi Dragon Roll.

April 23, 2008 at 1:41 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

I've been there. Does that count?

April 23, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

I went to High School with a chick named LaTwatta, how's that?

Mt Cat, thanks for being so kind to my boobs!

April 23, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Doc: You just make up these dislikes just to be my advesary.

Maybe, but it's more fun than a monkey eating Pop-Rocks !!

April 23, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Lu': No!
Leighann: Yes!

April 23, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Blogger Dana said...

My new list consists of Eva Green, Danica Patrick, Leah Remini, Tina Fey, Katherine Heigl.

TMC, you must have had a brain fart - my name isn't anywhere on this list!

April 23, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, What????????

April 23, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Dana, You are not on the list because we are already married silly! Remember that night at the Golden Nugget? Duh!

April 23, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gawd Mountain Crap, This blog is too much for me. Someone should tie some tubes around your mouth to shut you up!

April 23, 2008 at 1:49 PM

Blogger Bimbo Baggins said...

ROFL, this is just hilarious. Exactly how my brain works too, LOL

April 23, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I went to High School with a chick named LaTwatta, how's that?

Pretty funny actually. Vin and I went to school with a guy whose first name was Perry and middle name was Mason.... can you guess his last name? Yep "Justice"

and (go figure)he plays a prominent role in the murder Vin and I were involved in in High School

April 23, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

I once knew a hooker named Mini Mazzola.

April 23, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Blogger C. said...

"Now I live in Manhattan"

* sighs *
I wish. I'd let you have Tina in exchange.

April 23, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Perry Mason Justice? Scuse me while I roll my eyes LOL!

When I worked at the daycare one of my kids was named Stormy Sunshine!

Yes, her parents were raging hippies, why do you ask?!

April 23, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Blogger Karen said...

My office is above a Coach store and I have been in there at least 5 times - and I have only been there for 4 months. I think I need to take shopping lessons from Mt. Cat.

April 23, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

I don't recall going to school with anyone with non typical names. The security guard at the mall, his name was Richard Dick Cox. I don't think his parents were funny at all.

April 23, 2008 at 1:52 PM

Blogger Ken said...

Wow a little faster people and you will exeed one comment for every minute in the first hour

GO!!!!

April 23, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vinny shut the fuck up mother fucker!

April 23, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Blogger Ken said...

Buy the ticket,
Don't be cheap.
If the game really sucks,
Well then you can weep!

April 23, 2008 at 1:56 PM

Blogger Anndi said...

Are we on stupid names? Because I used to work with an electrician named Richard Richard. He was such a dick.

April 23, 2008 at 1:57 PM

Blogger Ken said...

PMJ You must be a nice here!

April 23, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc used to date an Asian woman named Fat Ho.

April 23, 2008 at 2:01 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Perry Mason Justice said...
Vinny shut the fuck up mother fucker!



Someone needs a breath mint!

April 23, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Oh no! Leap O'Faith shut that fucking radio off right now!!!!!

April 23, 2008 at 2:03 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Doc used to date an Asian woman named Fat Ho.


It was Phat Ho...

And I think Vinny still has Perry Justice on tape makeing that quote a few lines up.

April 23, 2008 at 2:06 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

I never knew what Rickrolled meant, but then again, I've only heard of it once before.

My husband's ears get that way all the time and he has to go get the wax removed. I've always been told what clean ears I have! Hey, it's something to be proud of!

Love your Soap Opera Name!!!

Ya know, Baby Mommy is all my 5-year-old talks about. She REALLY wants to see it, and her fav line? "Sorry I farted in your purse".

April 23, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Blogger Dana said...

The Golden Nugget?? How appropriate!

April 23, 2008 at 2:10 PM

Blogger Leighann said...

Bina, my 5 year old stopped dead in her tracks yesterday to say that to me!

April 23, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, TMC...stop cryin' - the song is over!!!

BUT, our song is on now...Linkin' Park rocks!!!!!

*See TMC cover ears while running away*

April 23, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Blogger Knight said...

Mountian Cat, you do realize you are teaching me how to stalk you more effectively, right?

In my grammar school we just said "You Suck!" and sometimes added "Shitbag". You all were far more creative I guess.

The horror movie made me think of "Tales From The Crypt" as well. I remember watching them use a corkscrew to pull a brain out through someone's nose. Good show!

April 23, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Shadow of the Day by Linkin Park IS another overplayed song on Zit100.

oh this is funny, Cut and past:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f155/gilby_jr/rickastleysignfull.jpg

April 23, 2008 at 2:18 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're not listening to Z100! But I agree, both songs are overplayed...even though I like them. Maybe I'll switch to a classic rock station tomorrow...

April 23, 2008 at 2:20 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Knight said;
Mountian Cat, you do realize you are teaching me how to stalk you more effectively, right?

Knight, take a number. LOL (Yeah I wish)

April 23, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

L O' F,

Shut off your radio so I can put on my iPod and put my 18,000 songs on shuffle. :-)

April 23, 2008 at 2:22 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go for it...but you have to play it loud enough for me to hear. Do you think Rocky will mind??? LOL!

April 23, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Rocky is knee deep in egg shells right now. He won't mind.

April 23, 2008 at 2:27 PM

Blogger Doc said...

When I am in NYC I listen to Jack FM - Super shuffle!

Don't let Mt Cat hit shuffle on his Ipood - You might get stuck listening to me trying to give a couple of old people a damn phone # for 9 minutes.

April 23, 2008 at 2:28 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so you all know what I have to deal with here...I turned off my radio so TMC could play his 18,000 songs on his Ipod for us. (I'm such a considerate friend and co-worker...) So, guess what he plays first...you ready????

Shadow of the day by Linkin Park!!!

To top it all off, I couldn't hear it...told him to turn it up, but he made me get up and walk over there just to hear he was playing the same damn song we hear ALL day long!!!

Smooches, Mt. Cat!!!!!

April 23, 2008 at 2:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doc, that would be FUNNY!!!

April 23, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness let me start all ova!

April 23, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I have the iPod on shuffle now and damn that stupid Uncle Kracker song is playing. How'd that get on there? I need to delete it.

April 23, 2008 at 2:34 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and I'm putting my radio back on cuz you're not playing it loud enough for me to hear!!!!!!!!!!!

April 23, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Vin and I used to argue all the time about Uncle Kracker... LOL!

"Follow me..."

April 23, 2008 at 2:39 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that song!!

Which of you liked him...?

April 23, 2008 at 2:42 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Vin HATED Unkle Kracker... called him a soft bubble gum pop artist...And I had to explain to him that Kracker is the guy yelling BAWWITHTHABAW at the beginning of Kid Rock's song... Not exactly bubble gum.

LOL!

April 23, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

I hate that song. My argument is that Uncle Kracker couldn't sing and only got to release a song because of a good producer who compressed his stinky voice to make is sound less sucky. Thank you.

April 23, 2008 at 2:47 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

yes Doc I know he was part of Kid Rock's Twisted Brown Trucker Band.
Joe-C can sing better than Uncle Kracker and he's dead!

April 23, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Blogger Doc said...

If you listen to follow me closely you can hear Kracker sniff really loud like he was congested while singing....

April 23, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Uncle Krackers makes the Bare Naked Ladies look like the Beatles.

April 23, 2008 at 2:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Grandmother would never leave you and fall asleep and let you watch a horror film that you remember till today...... It must have been me!!! MtCat there are so many other events that made you who you are today....

And fellow Bloggers...He is the cheapest youngin in the family...
he will admit it
how about getting a sample size lady Stetson for your birthday....
now thats a gift...lol

April 23, 2008 at 2:58 PM

Blogger Doc said...

Now you are just tryin' to piss me off Vin....

April 23, 2008 at 3:01 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Oh Pat my dear loving saint of cousin, Yes I may of had a couple moments of sparce-ness but overall I am VERY giving. Lets stop the madness now lest we open the floodgates some more Patty if you know what I am referring to???

Love Always,
The 36 year old Mountain Cat

PS: As a kid I washed you dishes for 25 cents a dish when other child dishwashers were making 30 cents a dish. But I forgive you.
:-)

April 23, 2008 at 3:05 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

LOL, come on Doc it is all in good fun! Oh but I am sure that the Canadian Bare Naked Ladies love hockey more than NASCAR. Don't bet me! ROTFL! Go Rangers!

April 23, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Blogger Doc said...

I sure hope BNL likes hockey more than NASCAR

April 23, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Another NASCAR, for chim-pan-zees.
And every one is, telling Doc Puh-leezz.

April 23, 2008 at 3:32 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

I remember watching "Dark Shadows" at Grandma's house. Anyone remember that scary soap opera type show? Angelique!

April 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Sis,
Maybe that was the show that scared me?? Remember her apartment on Narrows Ave.? She had her bed in the hospital bed in living room and I was on the couch across from her. She fell asleep and I was left alone in the dark with Carlos the burnt body. It is a very vivid memory of my youth but I cannot fund the name of that movie! I will research Dark Shadow. Thanks sis.

April 23, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No hospital bed in the living room cuz........and your gift is in the mail so open the gates

April 23, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets all remember GIVING is something you do from your heart...when you have and choose to hold onto it for yourself verses not having it and trying to get it to give someone else...I think a persons character is defined.....

April 23, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Pat, Gramda had one of those remote control beds in the living room against the wall. Remember I thought I broke it once when I press the 'up' button on the remote too long and it got stuck and I tried to play it off that it wasn't me? It wasn't me!
Thanks Pat!
Love, Vin

April 23, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah it was YOU!!! i Knew it I was punished for a week...as the oldest i took the heat....boy the things you find out.........

April 23, 2008 at 4:52 PM

Blogger The Mountain Cat said...

Pat, Yeah and remember when I set the house on fire? Wow, good times.

April 23, 2008 at 4:54 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

I do remember the bed. But remember, you are younger than me Vince so Dark Shadows may not have still been on - I was in elementary school when I watched it. Gram would be stiting in that front, window room on her rocker!

April 23, 2008 at 7:22 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOUNDS LIKE "PSYCHO"

April 23, 2008 at 9:26 PM

Blogger Lu' said...

Christine we actually watched it some years back. A calbe station was running it. My sister watched it when she was in school. Barnabas ooh and Quentin.

April 23, 2008 at 10:24 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

I'll take this challenge, I am a Poe fan...
Top Ten List of Unreleased Edgar Allen Poe Stories.

The Barrel of Bagwine

An Ascent into Opium Delight

The Doc of the Peach

The Island of the Mt. Cat

The Sirloined Better

Never Bet the Matt-Man Your Sarcasm

The Premature Release of Joy

Murders by the Blue Borg

The Sit and The Whendulum

The System of a Wild Cat and a Crazy Doc

Some Choice Words With A Dealer

Poems:

A Nightmare within a Wet Dream

Spirits of Blogs Gone By

April 24, 2008 at 8:09 AM

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