now this is a tough one!

I tend to sniffle rather than sneeze so I assume I'd be constantly blowing my own brains out.

although nostril thrusters does have a sexy ring to it.

the rollerblades would present so many challenges to a big fat klutz like me! how many times can you say I've fallen and I can't get up before people just don't give a damn.

I guess I'm nostril thrusting! thank goodness I stopped the cocaine years ago.

June 11, 2008 at 8:21 AM

w-w-w-w-w-what's a Boba-Fett?
I need to know before I decide.
w-w-w-w-w-what I would rather.

June 11, 2008 at 8:35 AM

Since I don't have any friggin clue what this is....

have BobaFett-like thrusters on your nostrils

I'm going with roller-blades.

June 11, 2008 at 8:43 AM

I am still thinking on this one?


(and what kinda drugs has Apple been taking?)

June 11, 2008 at 8:48 AM

Roller blades, absolutely. Eventually I'd learn how to control and completely rock them. Learning how to not sneeze...not so much.

And now I have that song in my head: Would you like to swing on a star...

June 11, 2008 at 8:54 AM

Micky-T & Leighann--I'm ashamed for you. How can you not know who Boba-Fett is, especially after I posted a picture? *hangs head in shame*

It's the bounty hunter dude from the original Star Wars!!! He moves around by powering up thrusters attached to his back.

June 11, 2008 at 9:11 AM

Dianne--I like the way you thought through this one. And, yes! Just the word "thruster" in general is sexy sounding.

G--Good point! I have no idea what song that is. Sorry for putting it in your head though.

Doc--you're just jealous b/c you want some.

June 11, 2008 at 9:16 AM

Thank goodness both Micky and Leighann asked, because even after you telling us what it is, I still don't really know.

I will go with roller blades. I don't think there is much that I wouldn't be able to do with those on.

June 11, 2008 at 9:19 AM

I think I am with the roller blades too... If the thrusters where some other place other than my nostrils I might go with them though... and I am suprised so few know Boba Fett... I bet ya'll know Chewbacca though!!

June 11, 2008 at 9:38 AM

I didn't know Boba Fett either but - in my capacity as an aged nerd and chronic over achiever - I googled him.

Wiki has pages and pages on him!

June 11, 2008 at 9:52 AM

WNG - I love that song!
"carry moonbeams home in a jar"

June 11, 2008 at 9:54 AM

I cannot believe the amount of people that don't know who Boba-Fett is. I know he's not a major player in the movies but he is in all 3 and I thought with the picture he would be recognizable.

Didn't anyone watch the Star Wars trilogy?

June 11, 2008 at 10:00 AM

Doc--I hear ya. I should have put the thrusters on something else...maybe later ;)

June 11, 2008 at 10:02 AM

Dianne--way to be a nerd! I am totally a Star Wars nerd. Pages and pages?? I'll have to check it out.

June 11, 2008 at 10:02 AM

I was born with roller blades on my feet. You may think it's funny, but my mom and dad had to sell the house in order to get he money to have them surgically removed.

Cheers, you insensitive bastards!!

www.babiesbornwithrollerbladesontheirfeet.com

June 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM

The thrusters would be cool, but with the price of fuel I'm gonna have to go with the roller blades.

June 11, 2008 at 10:04 AM

Matt-man--well, it must have been a great Dr. cause you look awesome now!

Jay--I hear ya. Might not be a bad idea.

June 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM

Um, how about the Boba Fett equipment on my ass, then maybe that would help with irregularity?

June 11, 2008 at 10:55 AM

LMAO @ Sunshine!!!!!!!

June 11, 2008 at 11:04 AM

I read pubic sneezes and got skeeved out.

June 11, 2008 at 11:21 AM

Didn't anyone watch the Star Wars trilogy?

My husband thinks I did. But I'm incredibly good at pretending to be paying attention to something/someone and actually be completely lost in la-la land!

June 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM

I guess all the times I've seen Star Wars I was in la la land with Leighann!

June 11, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Definitely rollarblades permanently attached to your feet - I can always go down the stairs on my butt!

June 11, 2008 at 12:11 PM

Boba Fett is the shit.

June 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM

It's from the crap early 90's TV show, Small Wonder, about the robot girl.

And it's STILL stuck in my head!!!

June 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM

OH! I remember that show! But not the song.

June 11, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Boba Fett. The only character I liked from Star Wars.

June 11, 2008 at 3:29 PM

I shall hang my head in shame and confess that I have never seen the Star Wars movies.

Forgive me.

June 11, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Okay. I've thought about it. And while I have NEVER had allergies before this year, and I have been sneezing my freaking head off, I would want thrusters cause God knows where I'd end up after one good sneeze!

And roller blades? Think of the places I could SO much faster, and really, they wouldn't get in the way THAT much during sex, and I could even learn some new tricks! LOL

June 11, 2008 at 4:38 PM

Roller blades, that's the one. Surely they could be mastered. I don't like ANYTHING to bother my nose. Lord I hate alergies!

June 11, 2008 at 10:02 PM

Roller Blades would get rather heavy after a while! but since I pick my nose... I gotta go with the roller blades... lmao!

June 12, 2008 at 3:33 AM

Karen--go out and rent them this weekend.

Bina--new tricks? Hmmmm...

Lu--I hear ya

Lesley--Yes, they would get heavy but think how buff your legs would be!

June 12, 2008 at 9:14 AM

I sneeze all the freaking time so I am going with rollerblades. Except then would you be banned from like, everywhere that has a sign that says no rollerblading? I mean, because they're really just my weird feet, right?!

June 12, 2008 at 11:57 AM